How many blunts does Snoop Lion smoke per day?
(Hint: it's a lot)
(Hint: Applesauce bitch)
(Hint: It's not this guy)
2. In other Snoop news
I know the anticipation for the release of his reggae album has left you all jittery and unstable.. I recommend you do like Snoop does.. and watch this new trailer...
3. Fuck Yo Couch Tour
... so say the Rolling Stones..
One More $hot: Rolling Stones Want $40 For Live Stream
As we reported back in October, The Rolling Stones‘ final 50 & Counting run show, which takes place at Newark’s Prudential Center on December 15th, will be broadcast live as a Pay-Per-View special. The Stones have teamed up with the WWE to distribute the live special. Today, the full list of cable providers offering the $40 special has been posted along with ordering details. It has also been revealed that fans can watch the show over the web via Yahoo! Music.
... Yet another reason why Phil is the greatest. 7$ to watch the triumphant return of the PLQ? Yes, please.
4. A Deal's A Deal
But as the Joker would say, if you gotta go.. go with a smile!
5. On Tour
As expected there are just hoes -- I mean models -- sitting around waiting to attend to your needs. Don't hate the Hef, hate the game.
6. Nice Bag
From our prescription accessories correspondent...
Former child stars that are now designers, the Olsen twins present a ridiculous and astronomically expensive bag.
Just when I was finally beginning to accept the Olsen twins aren’t just the kids from 1980’s sitcom Full House and are, in fact, hugely successful designers with their contemporary chic line, The Row, they had to go and do something like this. Teaming up with eccentric British artist Damien Hirst, the team produced this $55,000 backpack made from Nile crocodiles and embellished with prescription pills.
For that price, I’d expect those pills to be real and the surviving family of the crocodiles to follow you around for life as scaly bodyguards. To quote Joey from Full House, these girls need to “Cut it out.”
A way to waste more than the average American makes in a year.
I think they should call it The Lohan.... (zing!)
7. Nerd Alert!
From our Vulcan Shocker correspondent.. the new Star Trek Trailer is out!
Ladies.. you can leave the room for a few minutes.. this could get ugly
8. Worst video ever?
9. Worst Story Ever?
I dont know about you.. but this certainly isnt the kind of synopsis that would get me to clink on a link. Sorry CNN.
Four men tied up a 7-year-old boy, bashed his skull, slit his throat,
sliced open his belly and cut off his penis. But he survived, is healing
and is helping a nation confront a cruel practice.
FULL STORY
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SURGERY EXPLAINED
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PHOTOS
What the fuck is wrong with people?
10. Best Story Ever?
AKA Change you can believe in?
Are we ready for Sen. Colbert?
Two words: Senator Colbert.It’s actually, sort of a possibility.
The late-night comic and host of “The Colbert Report” suddenly found himself at the center of a political guessing game today when South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint announced he was stepping down to take a new job running the conservative American Heritage Foundation.
Asked if he was affiliated with the @ColbertforSC Twitter site, Colbert replied by email:
“I can neither confirm nor deny anything or anyone that may arise in fervent support of what many are calling ‘Stephen Colbert’s Appointment with Destiny.'
Of course the only problem is he'd have to move back to South Carolina... not sure it's worth it.
11. On the Set of Homeland
Grantland exclusive! Nice
12. Happy New Years
Yep. I think that says it all...
13. Thank You Mr Minor.
From our You Can Feel Good correspondent..
Take a trip down memory lane thanks to everyone's phavorite phish blogger.. Mr. Minor.
“I can neither confirm nor deny anything or anyone that may arise in fervent support of what many are calling ‘Stephen Colbert’s Appointment with Destiny.'
Of course the only problem is he'd have to move back to South Carolina... not sure it's worth it.
11. On the Set of Homeland
Grantland exclusive! Nice
12. Happy New Years
New Year’s Eve Concert Guide: NYE 2012 – 2013
“I hate New Year’s Eve, it’s always so anticlimactic.” – Your friends who don’t see live music every year.Yep. I think that says it all...
13. Thank You Mr Minor.
From our You Can Feel Good correspondent..
Take a trip down memory lane thanks to everyone's phavorite phish blogger.. Mr. Minor.
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