Friday, March 28, 2014

So It Was Written

1. GWAR .. What Is It Good For?

As you may have heard, the lead singer of the epic band GWAR passed away this week.. and what you may not know, is apparently, he lived life to the fullest..

In case this picture didnt tip you off..



Anyway, for more on this man's fascinating life..

The Best, Most Deranged Story About Gwar You'll Ever Read

The main gist...

Don't ask how it came to this. It's a long and painful story. But the bottom line is this: It's 2pm on a Thursday, and Decibel is in Richmond, VA, smoking crack behind a Dumpster with GWAR front-cretin Oderus Urungus. His giant rubber cock, which he calls the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, grazes our leg as he leans in to make sure we're not burning his rocks. "The first time I smoked this shit, I locked myself in a men's room and proceeded to drink all the water out of the toilet," he croaks as green spittle drenches our face with what is almost certainly a hideous disease of some kind. "Smoking is a waste of butane, though. Now I eat it, like an apple-or maybe a baby's skull. But you get way higher using it as an anal suppository."


But he wasnt all fun loving, rubber cock dangling, crack smoker...From those who knew him best..

My Friend Oderus Urungus: GWAR’s Dave Brockie Was a High School Punk Legend

RIP Oderus... 


2. And Then There's Cactus


Besides the stunning revelation that he's just like you and me from this Globe profile..

 

The new album is sonically dense, but its songs are relatively concise. “I like to just listen to the radio and hear songs that draw me in and I can sing along to, like the average American,” Gordon says.

 

There's also a nice piece on the groundbreaking technology he's incorporating into his solo tour. Looking forward to seeing it first hand tonight.. or at least, being in the same building as it.. hoping not to "see" much of it at all..if you know what I mean..

 

Go to This Concert and Prepare to Play With the Band

Mike Gordon at the Fillmore. Photo: Brian L. Frank/WIRED
Mike Gordon at the Fillmore. Photo: Brian L. Frank/WIRED

At the top of Mike Gordon’s resume is his role as the bass player in Phish, a band that’s earned its stripes with three decades of fiery, improvisational performances. But Gordon also has a vibrant solo career with four albums to his name. Beyond music, he’s a filmmaker, an author, an artist, and a lover of visual tomfoolery—just check out his Instagram feed. He’s a born trickster, and over the years, his deadpan sense of humor has bled into his stage performances. He uses the live concert environment to playfully confuse and confound audiences, like a Willy Wonka for the jam-band set.
So when the kids show up to his current tour in support of his newest album, Overstep, they may expect a rock gig. But Mike, being Mike, has surprises in store. If he has his way, the show will be something closer to an interactive art installation—albeit one with a funk-flavored prog-rock soundtrack.
“I like the idea of breaking down boundaries,” Gordon says. “And that boundary at the front of the stage, the line between the performer and the audience, is not often broken. It’s been done, like when Wayne [Coyne] from The Flaming Lips goes in the hamster ball and rolls across the crowd. But pushing it to the max would be letting the audience play the band.”


3.  Oh Well, Whatever... 

In honor of the Kurt Cobain suicide case being re-opened, and re-closed.. GQ re-posted their Oral History of Nevermind


DAVE GROHL
drummer, Nirvana
That year I went from being a poor high school dropout who toured in vans to have fun and worked manual labor to buy pot, to recording that album. When you’re standing in front of 50,000 people at Reading and they’re singing along with every word, it’s hard not to look out and think, How the fuck did this happen?



Of course, the truth of the matter is.. Kurt's not dead at all.. he's kickin it tropicalia style..





4. Obituary of the Week

In other dead guy news.. RIP to a quality character.. actor. Yoy may know him as Carrie's dad on Homeland, or the guy who said "It's Only A Game, Focker!" in Meet The Parents... but to me, he'll always be George Wilbur in "My Cousin Vinny"... but I digress..



5.  End Game

The final season of Mad Men is fast approaching.. and the usually tight lupped Matthew Weiner (inser your own pun here).. is actually pretty forthcoming in this interview about how it will play out. Of course, he's not giving any details, but just broadstrokes (insert another pun here).

Good read for MM fans..and while we're here..




6.  Clash of the Titans

Amazing read and trip down memory lane from old friend, Bill Simmons this week.. breaking down the list of Heavy Weight Action Hero Champions... An article only he could right, and perhaps only I would enjoy so much...but if this is the kind of thing that brings back warm fuzzy feelings of nostalgia for you.. then you might like it too..





7. And Speaking of Flash Backs

Talk about a movie I hadn't thought about in a decade..

The Movies of ’94: 33 1/3 Observations Upon Re-Watching ‘Naked Gun 33 1/3’

In the year 1994, the movies were great. Greater than usual. Blockbuster or indie, rom-com or action thriller, there was something indelible about so many of them. Throughout 2014, Grantland will look back at some of the most memorable, beloved, and baffling releases of that magical time around their 20th anniversaries. Today: Amos Barshad on Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, released March 18, 1994.


8. Diversify Your Bonds


I've got some good news and bad news.. the good news, Wu-Tang has a new album coming out! Okay, thats not necessarily good news, because I mean, come on, is the Wu really the Wu without this guy..



Now for the bad news.. they are selling just 1 copy..and they're expecting to fetch millions. Yes, Million-zzz.. 

I think we need an explanation..

Below is the official press statement from Cilvaringz and RZA.
#Norules.
History demonstrates that great musicians such as Beethoven, Mozart and Bach are held in the same high esteem as figures like Picasso, Michelangelo and Van Gogh. However, the creative output of today’s artists such as The RZA, Kanye West or Dr. Dre, is not valued equally to that of artists like Andy Warhol, Damien Hirst or Jean-Michel Basquiat.
Is exclusivity versus mass replication really the 50 million dollar difference between a microphone and a paintbrush? Is contemporary art overvalued in an exclusive market, or are musicians undervalued in a profoundly saturated market? By adopting a 400 year old Renaissance-style approach to music, offering it as a commissioned commodity and allowing it to take a similar trajectory from creation to exhibition to sale, as any other contemporary art piece, we hope to inspire and intensify urgent debates about the future of music. We hope to steer those debates toward more radical solutions and provoke questions about the value and perception of music as a work of art in today’s world.
While we fully embrace the advancements in music technology, we feel it has contributed to the devaluation of music as an art form. By taking this step, we hope to re-enforce the weight that music once carried alongside a painting or a sculpture. The album will be put on listening display in renowned galleries, museums, venues and exhibition spaces around the world for only the most dedicated to experience before it disappears into the private collection of a buyer. The public will know that what they will hear will be a once in a life time experience.
A notable few have explored original and creative economic models. Prince, Radiohead and more recently Jay Z and Beyonce have all introduced new financial and distribution models and challenged the industry structure. In 1993, the Wu-Tang Clan introduced the revolutionary ‘Wu-Tang deal’ which allowed the group to sign with one record label as an entity, but sign separate deals with other major labels for solo releases. It was an approach adopted by many groups that followed. Now 21 years later a new approach is introduced, one where the pride and joy of sharing music with the masses is sacrificed for the benefit of reviving music as a valuable art and inspiring debate about its future among musicians, fans and the industry that drives it. Simultaneously, it launches the private music branch as a new luxury business model for those able to commission musicians to create songs or albums for private collections. It is a fascinating melting pot of art, luxury, revolution and inspiration. It’s welcoming people to an old world.



9. Full Show Firday

Because Friday wouldnt be Friday without a Full Show..

Full Show Friday | Grateful Dead In Passaic 1977

Many fans count 1977 as one of the best years in the history of the Grateful Dead and we'd have to agree. The band was firing on all cylinders, had a slew of fantastic new material and delivered exceptional performances nearly every night. For today's Full Show Friday selection we share outstanding black-and-white video from the group's April 27, 1977 show at the Capitol Theatre in Passaic, NJ that recently surfaced. 




10. P.S. 

Some other non-print notables this week..






Happy Friday, yawl...





 

Friday, March 21, 2014

Let's Go To The Video Tape!

1. Everybody Remain Calm


We've got to keep our composure!





2. News You Can Use


 If you're Anthony Weiner.. zing!





3. Golden Ladies

Seriously. Everything that comes out of their mouths is just pure gold. Get these women their own TV show, please.

 

"we never talked when we had sex... what's all this talking?"



4. Don't Leave Italy Without It


You can't do that on television!



"They're still shitty"

5. Walken On Sunshine

In case you didnt realize it, Walken dances in every movie he is in. Literally, like even if there isn't a dance scene in the script, he always finds a way to twerk one in.. And now, thanks to his love of dance, and the internet.. we have this.. I just wish they had picked a better tune to set it to...




6. Power to the People('s Court)

This guy is my new hero...

" Did what's his name get at you yesterday?"


7. Oh, the Irony

It almost makes you wonder if that scene from American Hustle was Cooper's idea. It's just too perfect..



8. Where Are They Now?




9. Nun and Done

Although, I have serious doubts as to whether this was staged, and if she's even a Nun.. but either way.. pretty hilarious just to see these Italian hosts.. I think one of them is Henry Rollins..





10. Full Show Friday


In honor of the case finally being closed in the suspicious death of Kurt Cobain.. (But cmon.. you know Courtney Love did it.. I mean, she's trying to do good now with her Herculean efforts to find that missing plane, but we're onto you Courtney. You're the devil..)

But I digress.. How about a lil live 'Vana to get this weekend started right? I think so..





11. And in the... I Wish These Were On Video Department..








Friday, March 14, 2014

The Truth Hurts

1. The Truth Will Set You Free

At long last...

The Truth about the 5-second rule!

The Truth about MJ and Bubbles! (is nothing sacred?!?!)

No.. nothing is sacred.

The good news.. Justin Bieber is just as big as a douche as you thought he was.

2. TGIF
This guy's a winner...




3. It's Everywhere You Want To Be


Not only are the old folks hopping on the headie bandwagon... they're blatantly flaunting it too. Check out this lady who was on Price Is Right Today...



Yes.. it says "Weed Makes Me Happy"..but apparently it's referencing a town called, Weed, California. Sure it is.


And as Colbert shows us... Colorado is living up to the high pipe dreams stoners always had for legalization.



4. Slideshows of the Week


Putting the "Magic" back in Magic: The Gathering

Words cant do it justice really..but for some reason, I find this guy to be hilarious..



When Translation Goes Wrong (from our Far Out East correspondent)

Ouch...




Boston sports stars.. before they were legends...

My personal favorite.. young KG



But the most shocking.. is the younger, slimmer David Ortiz..



Ah the good ole days, when Papi was just all about playin ball.. unlike now.


Possible baby names..

Although, I have to think some of these are fake.. like this one..



Although I certainly hope this one is real..







 
And watch out ladies... he may be 71, but he packs a punch...






5. Coming Soon


This looks like a disaster.. literally
 
Bauer's Back!

Smack is whack 

Whoa, Dominoes


6. Best Sweepstakes Ever

Seriously.. can you think of anything more fun than this? It would be like I'm cumming all day...




7. Mamma Mea Culpa

Strange, but I found these two reads to be fascinating..

in defense of Mel Gibson

in defense of Manny Ramirez



8. I Love the 80's

But not as much as Kevin Bacon (obviously)





9. Tweet of the Week

Mar 11



Now.. I know that Deadpsin took issue with this pic circulating.. and perhaps I only love it so much because it's Lebron with the vaginal cramps.. but I think this video should silence any critics.. (from our 5-minute major correspondent)



Make sure you watch till the end. Classic.



10. Full Show Friday

You're gonna need to carve out 5 and half hours for this one tho.. luckily, I ain't goin nowhere.. thanks jambase!

Full Show Friday | Phish Covers Little Feat On Halloween

(Click link above for embedded video playlist)

For this week's installment of Full Show Friday we take the JamBase Time Machine back to Halloween 2010 for a look at Phish's three-set performance at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, NJ. The band donned the musical costume of Little Feat's Waiting for Columbus as the second set.


 

11. Alternate Take


And fear not, non-Phish fans.. I've got another FSF for you. Yes, we play both styles.. Phish AND Dead.. you're welcome.

 

 

Happy Friday yawl..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Late Late Saw

1. And the winner is...

All of you who didn't watch the Oscars.. there's really no need to anymore, anything you may have an interest in seeing.. you can find so easily on the internets..

Like McConaughey's acceptance speech... (yep, he actually thanked himself. Awlright, awlright, awlright)

or John Travolta's now infamous wrangling of what's her name's name (and based on itunes sales, it looks like he's already done for Adele Dazeem what Kanye did for Taylor Swift)

And of course.. Liza Manelli's nipples..



(sorry, I couldn't risk you not clicking the above link, and frankly I think Liza's nips are something the entire world needs to see)

Of course, the real winner of the night was whoever picked out Jennifer Lawrence's outfit.. She killed it.

Jennifer Lawrence Stuns In Oscar De La Hoya Gown

Other Oscar tidbits...

 Bill Murray's still awesome 

And so is CNN

But not as awesome as the simpsons



2. Just the Tip(s)

I found some very handy life lessons in the news this week..

1st, from the maestro of money himself.. Warren Buffet.

Warren Buffett offers 7 key investing -- and life -- tips

Warren Buffett, chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, speaks during a press conference Nov. 26, 2013, at Ford Field in Detroit.

Here's the one that caught my eye..

 5. Bitcoin isn't a solid, long-term investment. "It's not a currency. It does not meet the test of a currency. I wouldn't be surprised if it's not around in 10 or 20 years. ... It is not a durable means of exchange. It's not a store of value. ... It's been a speculative -- a very speculative -- kind of Buck Rogers-type thing," Buffett said on CNBC

 

Really, you need Warren Buffet to help you figure that out?  Perhaps that one tiny blurb is to blame for the complete shit storm that has ensued this week in the bitcoin world..

Man called Bitcoin's father denies ties, leads LA car chase

TEMPLE CITY, California Thu Mar 6, 2014 11:28pm EST


 Wait! You mean it's not safe to invest in a fake currency created by this guy?!?!

 

(Reuters) - A Japanese American man thought to be the reclusive multi-millionaire father of Bitcoin emerged from a modest Southern California home and denied involvement with the digital currency before leading reporters on a freeway car chase to the local headquarters of the Associated Press.
Satoshi Nakamoto, a name known to legions of bitcoin traders, practitioners and boosters around the world, appeared to lose his anonymity on Thursday after Newsweek published a story that said he lived in Temple City, California, just east of Los Angeles.
Newsweek included a photograph and described a short interview, in which Nakamoto said he was no longer associated with Bitcoin and that it had been turned over to other people. The magazine concluded that the man was the same Nakamoto who founded Bitcoin.
Dozens of reporters, including a sprinkling of Japanese media, encircled and camped outside the man's two-story house on Thursday morning, accosting the mailman and repeatedly ringing the doorbell, to no avail. Police cruisers drove by several times but did not stop.
Several times, someone pulled back the drapes on an upstairs window.
In the afternoon, the silver-haired, bespectacled Nakamoto stepped outside, dressed in a gray sport coat and green striped shirt, with a pen tucked in his shirt pocket. He was mobbed by reporters and told them he was looking for someone who understood Japanese to buy him a free lunch.
Newsweek estimates his wealth at $400 million.


Oh, how I wish I made up those last two sentences.. and so does this poor woman.


Life lesson #2.. comes from the world's oldest person...

Sushi and sleep: World's oldest person offers tips for a long life

 

Doesn't look a day over 111... and no ill effects from her old age, other than permanent stink face...


Seeking advice on how to live a long time? You could do a lot worse than Misao Okawa. The Japanese woman will celebrate her 116th birthday on Wednesday.
Okawa (pictured above, celebrating her 115th birthday in 2013) spoke to the U.K. Telegraph about her secrets for longevity. Those hoping for an obscure secret trick ("Always jump on one foot at exactly 3:43 a.m. while playing the banjo") are in for a disappointment. Okawa attributes her incredible life span to getting plenty of sleep, eating well, and taking a nap as needed.
She told the paper, "Eat and sleep and you will live a long time. You have to learn to relax."


Well, that's great news for you Daily Saw fans, cuz that means THIS GUY will be around for a loooong time.



3.  Long Reads of the Week

Two things I did not know..
Alan Thicke is the real most interesting man in the (sports) world..
and A.C. Green didn't get laid on purpose!...

hmm. Dr. Dre would disagree..




 

 4. Coming Soon

 


We're getting our first look at Andre 3000 as Jimi..and if you have ever seen a Hendrix interview.. then you know that he fuckin nailed it.

Also, the long awaited Sin City sequel is finally within sight.. and wow. Not only are some of the old favorites back (see: Alba) but they've added some new heavyweights to the cast (Liotta!)

Editor's note: if you have never seen the first one, I highly recommend you do so immediately.. well, after you finish reading the Dilly.

And last but not least.. the latest Godzilla trailer really took me by surprise.. not the direction I thought they would go in, but I'm all for it..

 

5. My New Jam

Lots of new albums out right now.. Interesting offerings from Beck, St. Vincent, and Mike Gordon. But this is the tune I just can't stop pumping..

 

6.  Separated At Birth?

All I can say is.. dayum. Not sure who this is worse for.. but creepy either way..

If You Add A Moustache To Rihanna She Actually Is Prince

Biggest revelation EVER.


Seriously.



7. Slideshow of the Week

39 must see photos from the past.. here's a spoiler alert: Life used to really suck. Especially for this guy...

12. Baby cages used to ensure that children get enough sunlight and fresh air when living in an apartment building, ca. 1937



On the plus side.. bathing suits used to be a lot cooler...

25. Lifeguard on the coast, 1920s 


8.  Fun Fact




9. TGIF

Someone explain to me again why hockey players get paid the least of any of the major sports?

In case you're wondering.. yes that's him picking his teeth up off the ice..  no big deal


10. Move over Flappy Bird
... there's a new craze sweeping the nation..


11. Coolest Pope Ever?
I know it's not very Jewy to say..but I like this guy's style..

Pope drops F-bomb during Vatican blessing

 Pope drops F-bomb during Vatican blessing

Pope Francis may need to go to confession after inadvertently blurting out an Italian F-bomb during his weekly blessing from the Vatican.

“If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this f–k [pause], in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity,” Francis said to the faithful gathered in St. Peter’s Square, Italian media reported. His Holiness meant to use the Italian word for “example,” which is “caso.”

Instead, he used the word “cazzo,” which Italians use as a synonym for the four-letter obscenity.'


I wonder what Pauly Walnuts would think of all this..



12. Putin on the Ritz

I know there's a lot of concern over what's happening in the Ukraine this week.. Should the U.S. get involved? Don't they need our help? Well, there's no need to worry. I think they've got it all under control.. You say Ukraine is weak? I say hell no!


Ukrainian Sailors Erect Mattress Barriers To Repel Potential Russian Attack As Putin Stands Firm

 

Sailors on board a Ukrainian ship in the harbour of Sevastopol have lined the side of their vessel with mattresses and blankets as a makeshift barrier to help repel any potential attack by Russian forces.
People working on the Ukrainian navy corvette Ternopil lined the ship with bedding as ships from the Russian Black Sea fleet stand guard at the entrance of the Ukrainian naval base in the city.

 

13. Warning!
Although I have to say, I'm all for it. I mean, have you heard the new Kanye album?

Thank you! Goodnight!