Thursday, August 29, 2013

Time Keeps On Slippin...

1. The Future Is Now

Looks like Ironman and Minority Report aren't so "sci-fi" after all.. take that non-believers! Still waiting on that damn hoverboard though... cmon nerds, get on it!




2. The Past Is Also Now

Thanks to whoever unearthed these awesome pics.. 

In fact, I think it's time for everyone's favorite fun game... name that NBAer!

Charles Barkley
 Hint: He's put on a few pounds since then

 

Nate Robinson

Hint: He has not grown an inch since then
 

Kevin Garnett

 Hint: He's a lot more psychotic looking now (ok, just a lil bit more psychotic looking)


 Paul Pierce
 Hint: The truth is.. that sweater is god awful


 Jeremy Lin
 Ok..this one's easy...


3. (Phish) Nerd Alert

From our "strange design" correspondant

Just when you thought you knew the world's greatest phish nerd.. a new challenger enters. This guy has taken the time to "map out" jams, to visually describe what we're all hearing.. personally, this is what I see during an epic jam...

Albany Ghost > Toe, 10/9/99. (11 in. x 14 in.)



4. Long Reads of the Week

Two-way tie between the Rolling Stone story everyone's talking about... and this awesome profile on Saul's beard, I mean, Mandy Patinkin

My two cents:
1) Is it possible to smoke 3 or 4 blunts in a car ride from Foxboro to Attelboro? Sure, if you are driving a motel T, but then I think you lose out on a lot of that "Fishbowl" effect.
2) Can you really blame a guy for not wanting to be on yet another stupid crime procedural? I can't even tell them apart anymore. And in the end, it all worked out, because now we have Saul on Homeland.. and more importantly.. we have screen grabs like this:



5. Move Over Matt Foley

.. there's a New Motivational Speaker in Town. Sit back and enjoy:



6. Strippers... Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Because they are the hero's that AC deserves...

Strippers to the rescue of Atlantic City as exotic dancers setup shop inside casino

A dancer at Scores rehearses on Monday, Aug. 26, 2013, for the strip club's opening inside the Taj Mahal Casino Resort in Atlantic City, N.J. next month. It will mark the first time in 35 years of legalized gambling in New Jersey that a strip club has opened within a casino.
A dancer at Scores rehearses on Monday, Aug. 26, 2013, for the strip club's opening inside the Taj Mahal Casino Resort in Atlantic City, N.J. next month. It will mark the first time in 35 years of legalized gambling in New Jersey that a strip club has opened within a casino.

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — What if, after seven years of plunging casino revenues and fleeing customers, Atlantic City's real problem was this: People are wearing too much clothing?
Scores, the famous New York strip club, will open a satellite establishment inside the Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort next month — the first strip club inside an Atlantic City casino in the 35 years of legal gambling here.
It will be the most audacious adult offering in an Atlantic City casino, though it's not the first: Revel has offered the Royal Jelly burlesque show since it opened, the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa hosts a burlesque show every Thursday night, and dancers in bras and panties are common on gambling floors, including at the Tropicana Casino and Resort and the Showboat Casino Hotel.
"We feel this is the third leg of the Atlantic City triangle: gambling, alcohol and adult entertainment," said Bob Gans, the club's managing partner. "It's a natural."

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Much like the Bermuda triangle.. when men go into the AC triangle, they are never heard from again..



7. Back to the Future

Bill Gates Edition!



8. Selfies Gone Wrong

The website speaks for itself.. but here's some highlights..

http://selfiesatseriousplaces.tumblr.com/









Breathe deep, buddy...



Indecipherable hand signals for Anne Frank!





annefrank 
Dungeons of Rap, too... yeesh






 At least it's not an open casket.. oh wait...



9. Embrace the Blouse

Unlike most celebrities, Prince's stock just keeps rising since he's joined twitter.. check this shit out..(and follow the link for the actual tune.. not that it really matters at this point. Given this promotion, I'd say it's already the best song of all time without hearing a note of it)


Prince Promotes New Single with Chapelle’s Show Artwork

This is the artwork Prince just released for his new single, “Breakfast Can Wait.” Seriously. He tweeted it.


PRINCE 3RDEYEGIRL        ✔ @3rdeyegirl

Game: Blouses http://youtu.be/Qg8NERylAjE  http://3rdeyegirl.com  http://3rdeyetunes.com  pic.twitter.com/dNwDPifP8j

 

10.  Happy Chrismahanakwanzaka Bitches


Just an FYI -- I'm an XL for one who may be interested in buying me a gift... And yes, I woudl 100% wear it to work...


Buy the Wu-Tang Clan Christmas sweater

By Chris Coplan on August 28th, 2013 in $$$, News
wutangsweater

We have no doubt that a great many of you spent last Christmas in your Slayer sweaters, taking holiday photos and sipping eggnog between boot-stomping little Billy’s new train set. This Christmas, celebrate the holidays with a little less overt aggression by honoring the miracle of another musical outfit whose spread more joy than even Santa Claus himself: the Wu-Tang Clan. Because there’s nothing more heart-warming on Planet Earth than this.


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