Monday, October 15, 2012

U mad bro?

1. Skill-less in Seattle

If this doesn't get Brady's blood boiling, then he's truly gone soft. 


Is Gisele really the downfall of the Patriots dynasty? Can we get Bridget Moynahan back here? Can she play corner? Can we really lose to the Jets? Can I write an entire blog in question form? No.

2. NBC Smartens up!
First good decision they've made since.... 
(drawing a blank)
(really thinking hard)
(got it!)

(and in other "no shit" news)
3. Walken on sunshine

Proving that watching Christopher Walken do anything is just compelling, riveting stuff.. I present to you.. Walken. Making. Scallops.

So you are ready to follow/cook along.. here's the ingredients list:
Scallops
A couple of oranges
A splash of lemon juice
Some salt
Some olive oil

What, no cowbell?

4. Worst tweet of the day

From the yankee suck-ups at ESPN

"No matter who you root for, the #Postseason is better with Derek Jeter."
@ESPN


Allow me to retort:
Wrong. #yankeessucks#jeterblows#arodswallows


5. Get yer groove on

Not sure what this "Electric Daisy Carnival Dance" is.. but apparently, we need to check it out next year.

(hard to pic a favorite, but I'll go with #9 for the sheer overall image. Awkward moves, awkward clothes, just top notch all around)

6. Fright night

In an effort to get you fired up for halloween, Funny or die presents

30 Pictures of People Freaking Out in a Haunted House: 2012 Edition

What I want to know is, what the hell are they looking at that gets them so scared? I've been into a few haunted houses before, and it was always more comical than anything else. Guess I need to check out Niagra Falls.

7.  Ready or not

Here he comes...

Best weatherman mishap since... the epic...

8. Crazy like a horse

Pro-shot Neil Young & Crazy Horse at ACL anyone?


For an old bastard, dude can still rock. I think that speaks to the power of rock more than anything else.

9. Rocket man

You've undoubtedly heard about it by now.. but have you seen it?

I was pretty skeptical honestly, but after watching it.. I have to admit, it is pretty cool.

Not as cool as these guys.. but hey, what can you do.

Daredevil breaks sound barrier with 24 mile jump

 BAUM’S AWAY: Felix Baumgartner jumps out of a balloon-lifted capsule 24 miles above Earth yesterday, and waves after landing on his feet in Roswell, NM. He set a record by breaking the sound barrier with a top speed of 833.9 mph.



BAUM’S AWAY: Felix Baumgartner jumps out of a balloon-lifted capsule 24 miles above Earth yesterday, and waves after landing on his feet in Roswell, NM. He set a record by breaking the sound barrier with a top speed of 833.9 mph.
 
10. Starting to gather the slightest bit of moss?
 
Big year next year for nostalgia acts...  not only is the greatest band of all time celebrating their 30th, these old farts are celebrating their 50th. Get some while you can I guess!

Rolling Stones Confirm 50th Anniversary Concerts

'The boys are cooking in the back room,' Keith Richards tells Rolling Stone


What are they cooking exactly? Not sure.. but rest assured.. it's rich in fiber.

1 comment:

  1. late breaking info on Seahwaks Sherman...

    Sherman is 24. He was a fifth-round pick of the Seahawks last season. He went to Stanford. He's from Compton. He won't shut up.

    http://www.csnne.com/football-new-england-patriots/patriots-talk/Seahawks-Sherman-Patriots-run-a-gimmick-?blockID=789087&feedID=3352

    Of course he is....

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