You've heard from all the pundits and the polls.. but one man has a unique way of predicting the upcoming election results.. and I don't know about you, but smells like a winner to me.
Jim Coniglione, Pro Poop Scooper, Claims Dog Poop Shapes Predict Romney Win (VIDEO)
Jim Coniglione, owner of Scoopy Doo, a dog poop collection service in Long Island, N.Y., predicts Mitt Romney will win the presidential election because more dog poop is shaped like his head than President Barack Obama's.
The presidential election isn't for a few weeks, but if a professional dog poop scooper is correct, Mitt Romney is going to win in the end, "litterally."
Jim Coniglione is the owner of Scoopy Doo, a dog poop collection service in Long Island, N.Y., and he predicts a win for Romney for a very peculiar reason: The majority of dog poop he's picking up looks like the former Massachusetts governor.
Jim Coniglione is the owner of Scoopy Doo, a dog poop collection service in Long Island, N.Y., and he predicts a win for Romney for a very peculiar reason: The majority of dog poop he's picking up looks like the former Massachusetts governor.
Uhm.. did someone say "win in the end"
Cue IT!
2. Cupcakes.. ruined
So much for that whole cupcake craze.. I dont think I'll ever be able to eat another one again...
STD Cupcakes Meant To Shock, Educate, Perhaps Entice Visitors At Unique London Exhibition (PHOTOS)
HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, genital warts and other sexually transmitted diseases adorn a set of specially prepared -- and painstakingly anatomically correct -- cupcakes that will be part of an exhibition this weekend at the London St. Bart's Pathology Museum.
3. I can fly like a penguin
In an effort to sanitze your mind from the above photo.. I give you.. Penguins soaring through the air!
Emperor Penguin Photos Documented In National Geographic Magazine (more in a slideshow here)
From the November 2012 edition of National Geographic magazine:
When an emperor penguin swims through the water, it is slowed by the friction between its body and the water, keeping its maximum speed somewhere between four and nine feet a second. But in short bursts the penguin can double or even triple its speed by releasing air from its feathers in the form of tiny bubbles. These reduce the density and viscosity of the water around the penguin’s body, cutting drag and enabling the bird to reach speeds that would otherwise be impossible. (As an added benefit, the extra speed helps the penguins avoid predators such as leopard seals.)
Kinda like me. In short bursts, I'm the fastest man alive! As cool as those pics are, I still prefer watching them walk like a penguin:
4. You've Been Served
Not the kind of pranks I remember from UMASS.. though, I honestly don't remember much...
5. Finally brought to justice
Seriously though.. been on the run for 3 years?!?! No wonder Florida is full of scumbags (sorry Samz) Police can't even wrangle a "rogue monkey"?!?!
Rogue monkey finally caught in Florida
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. The monkey that has evaded Florida wildlife officials for more than three years has been caught.Wildlife officials nabbed the monkey Wednesday afternoon after a five-hour stakeout near a wooded area in a south St. Petersburg neighborhood.
"We concealed ourselves in the area," said Baryl Martin, spokesperson for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, "and we waited for the monkey to approach."
The Rhesus Macaque achieved notoriety in the Tampa Bay area after repeatedly managing to elude wildlife officials since 2009./
CBS News/WTSP
Then the monkey was shot with a tranquilizer dart.
I also love how it became a folk hero. Man what a depressing place to live when a Rogue Monkey is your hero.
6. One breakfast to rule them all
Along with one pretty awesome headline..
Denny's Launches Hobbit-Themed Breakfast, Now Marketing Directly to High People
By Amos Barshad on
Shire Sausage? Sounds like a game Frodo and Sam played on their "journey"
7. Movie Watch
-So.. I cant see the vid on my work pc for some reason.. but the words Evil Dead remake have me a lil nervous.. should I be?
-When you have a massive collection like mine (literally a closet full of DVDs with a few extras left over), it's rare that one comes out that I actually want to buy.. Until now! (love that movie!)
-Phish @ Star Lake sneak peak! (from our dancing on my lawn correspondent).
Also see this lil bonus chat on the release from archivist Kevin Shapiro! (phish nerd alert!)
8. UN style?
Ok. This guy gets to visit the UN? But Trey is stuck playing Fallon? Bullshit. (hopefully, he will indeed "play sand")
9. In Fallon's Defense..
He did get Tom Hanks to do a beat poem about Full House... so, he's got that going for him,
10. Speaking of the UN
Couch Tour Alert!
Free Webcast Tonight: Stevie Wonder, Sting, Paul Simon
Today
marks UN Day, aka the 67th anniversary of the founding of the United
Nations Organization. To celebrate the occasion, the UN has put together
a concert called “A Message For Peace featuring Stevie Wonder”
which will take place tonight between 7PM and 9PM ET in the General
Assembly Hall at UN HQ in NYC. The concert will be webcast live on unmultimedia.org and then will be broadcast on a slew of TV stations including Palladia, BET and VH1 Classic on February 23rd at 7PM ET.
Stevie
has called upon a slew of his famous friends to perform with him
tonight including Sting, Paul Simon, Wyclef Jean, Elle Varner, Bebe
Winans, Susan Sarandon and Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Maybe Psy will make a cameo?
11. Cs tweets of the day:
Jeff Green on why he returned to the Celtics: "That guy right there... Rajon (Rondo). He's the best point guard in the league." (wasnt the huge contract.. nahhh)
When asked what his FT% goal is for this season, Rajon Rondo answered, "100%... Minus 10... So, 90%." (you do the math)
Tommy Heinsohn on who wins the NBA Finals: "@Celtics in 3..." #CelticsTalk (uhm, Tommy... it's best of 7 bro)
Even if his candidate of choice is not....
Watch Bruce Springsteen’s Acoustic Set in Charlottesville
Yesterday afternoon Bruce Springsteen played a short acoustic set at nTelos Wireless Pavilion in Charlottesville, Virginia as part of a rally for the campaign of President Barack Obama. The Boss performed six songs in total including Forward, his song for the campaign, We Take Care Of Our Own from the recently released Wrecking Ball album as well as classics The River, Promised Land, No Surrender and Thunder Road. He also told a few oft-hilarious stories.
If you missed the live broadcast, you can now watch the entire set…
KIDDING! Kidding! I mean, even Donald Trump gave up on that one..
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