From our "notorious bum driller" correspondent..
Note the amazing writing on this article. At first glance, I thought this had to be fake, then our correspondent reminded me, Uganda was the same country that brought us this:
Uganda: Your bum is safe with us.
2. Speaking of Slogans
from our "awful tourist commercials" correspondent.. No Uganda on this list, but its irrelevant, because after seeing the "Israel: Size Doesn't Matter" ad.. that's next on my travel list.
Edinburgh has unveiled its new tourist slogan: Incrediburgh. The locals call this new campaign, reportedly worth £300,000 "appalling." Edinburgh could have done far worse, though. Among catchy campaign like Malaysia: Truly Asia and Incredible India, there are always those disaster cases that never should have been funded. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: awful tourist campaigns of past and present.
3. Speaking of Awesome Commercials
This is why I never "check in" .. anywhere.
4. Sign him up!
Given the Patriots seriously problems in the secondary, I've taken the liberty of doing some scouting for them. This kid in Green is a beast!
5. Debate wrap
Even though it was clearly the line of the night.. not everyone was pleased with that "bayonets and horses" quip from the President..
While many were delighted with President Barack Obama's quip to Mitt Romney about "fewer horses and bayonets" in today's military, one constituency that apparently wasn't too happy was the bayonet community.
Several sources in the bayonet industry told TMZ they were "shocked" and "offended" with Obama's comment.
Dan Riker, the owner of Bayonet Inc., a military surplus store that sells bayonets, described the president's comment as "ignorant."
Bayonets "are still distributed to the military all the time," Riker told TMZ. "He should get educated on it."
--Of course, the biggest nugget to come out of the debate for me, was a great point by Mitt Romney. Obama has had 4 years to bring peace to the middle east. What the fuck is he waiting for?!?! Come on man.. you had FOUR WHOLE YEARS to bring Israel and Iran together at the negotiating table. How hard can it be?!?!?! #fail #yourefired
--Also, Mitt Romney's kid may be a serial killer
6. Trump Tweets
Hilarious compilation from FOD of actual tweets by The Donald...
Donald Trump Tweets That Sound Like Something a Teenage Girl Says
7. It's a nice day..
for Billy Idol to appear at your birthday party. I know this is supposed to be a happy story, but sorry, it's just a little depressing to me. Kinda like that scene in Ghostbusters 2 where Aykroyd & Ernie are doing the kids birthday party. What happened to THIS GUY.. c'mon Billy, you're better than this!
8. I don't see nuthin' wrong..
with taxing a lil bump & grind. We can use the extra revenue for more bayonets.
9. Speaking of Iron Man...
heyooooo
10. A little Dab Will Do Ya
Yes. I knew it was him right away.. but for those of you who didnt.. Dabney was the commodore on Boardwalk Last year. Also fired up that Cloak & Dagger made the discussion..but quite frankly, not nearly enough detail on that. Was one of my favorites growing up.. in fact.. could be time for a re-watch..
Random Roles Dabney Coleman on Boardwalk Empire and why WarGames doesn’t make sense