Wednesday, October 9, 2013

What Day Is It?

1. Caption Contest

Enter your entry below... (that also doubles as mine)

Prince William hosts soccer match at Buckingham Palace


Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, takes part in a football training session in the garden of Buckingham Palace in central London on Oct. 7, 2013, prior to a football match to mark the Football Association's 150th anniversary.



2. The Future Is Now!

Just call him, Captain Shep. As he boldly goes where no anchor has gone before..

Fox News’ Futuristic New “News Deck” Is Like Whoa


Here's Shep Smith showing off the new Fox News Deck.


Unfortunately, even with all that fancy new gear.. shit like this still happens. Ladies and gentlemen.. FAUX NEWS!




3. That's Your Sweet Spot Right There

Not sure if this was on purpose, and doesnt really matter if it was not.. but damn, I sure hope they meant to do this.




4. From the Babbsy's Mouth

Nice interview here with MC extraordinaire, Ken Babbs about the infamous "Field Trip".. now a major motion picture, Sunshine Daydream. (For those of you who dont know what I'm talking about, just move onto #5)



5. Race Relations

In two short posts, Buzz feed has perfectly portrayed Race Relations in today's society.. or at least, what's wrong with white people.

Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs

 

When this happened.

When this happened. 
Why'd he have to be from Boston?

 

When this woman encountered this dog and her owner on the subway:


When this woman encountered this dog and her owner on the subway:

In fairness.. I'm sure all the white people on the train were also not amused..



And not to be outdone..


For example:

This guy demonstrating his complete lack of jumping ability:


The 25 Whitest Things That Have Ever Happened


These ravers getting down:


The 25 Whitest Things That Have Ever Happened

I think she's on that new club drug, Moxie.



6.  Twerk of the Day

Miley! Bobblehead Edition! (Although, that may be a lil redundant.. zing!)

No Ifs or Butts: The Miley Cyrus Twerking ‘Bobble Butt’ Is Here

It's like a bobble head, but the butt, um, bobbles
Miley twerking bobble butt
We’ve found a new bobblehead for the dashboard of your car — or more accurately, a “bobble butt.”
For just $29.95, you can buy a miniature twerking Miley Cyrus — bent-over with tongue ajar and a gyrating butt— thanks to Herobuilders, a toy company that also sells a Michael Jackson action figure called “King of Pop Baby Drop” and a zombie-possessed President Obama dubbed ”Ozombie.”



7. Just in Time For (Bloody) Christmas!

If the Miley bobblehead isn't the perfect stocking stuffer.. perhaps this will do.


American Apparel's Vagina Shirt Makes A Bold Statement (NSFW PHOTOS) 

 

If American Apparel knows anything, it's how to raise eyebrows (and make the perfect sweatshop-free tee). In fact, the brand veers into hyper-sexualized territory so often that we're not even that surprised by its latest product.
Our friends at Jezebel point out the retail chain's new "Period" shirt, which screen-prints a vivid drawing by artist Petra Collins of a menstruating, masturbating vagina -- or, as American Apparel describes it, "self-pleasing artwork" -- on its popular Power Washed Tee.
Petra Collins curates The Ardorous, an "all-female online art platform" that sells a similarly expressive "wet tee" that alludes to the anatomy beneath it, among other designs, at American Apparel exclusively. Half of the proceeds of these tees' sales will go directly to the collective. Kudos to Collins for repping taboo topics that face her gender, but we have to ask: Who exactly will be wearing this shirt?
See NSFW-ish photos below.

Period Power Washed Tee:
period

NSFW-ISH?!?!? I'd say that shit is not safe for anywhere.. except TDS of course.



8. Eye Cleanse

Allow me to wash that horrid image out of your eye sockets with these two lovely slideshows. 

  


Don't worry, I'm not trolling you.. if I was, I would just show you this.

9. God is in the Nuggets

No, not that kind.

This kind.


10. King Douche

Just when you thought Lebron couldn't be more a douche.. you were proved wrong:


Here Are Some Clips Of LeBron And The Heat's Video Shoot To Laugh At

 The Miami Heat are shooting footage for the team's pregame introduction video today, and someone has been posting behind-the-scenes clips on the team's Instagram page
Sadly, no one will ever beat KG's jumbotron videos..

Except maybe Big Baby Davis..


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