Thursday, February 21, 2013

Bang on the Drum All Day

1. Website of the Day

Could be the best thing to happen to the internet since AOL.


The Bonhamizer: Add John Bonham’s Drums To Any Track

Written by Scott Bernstein on 02.19.2013 | Led Zeppelin, News, The Bonhamizer
Al Gore might have invented the internet decades ago, or so he says, yet we still find our minds being blown on a daily basis by some of the inventive ways users continue to harness the power of the web. Today’s example? The Bonhamizer – a way to add the powerful drumming of Led Zeppelin’s John Bonham to any track you throw at it.
[Photo by Dina Regine]
The web app was created this past weekend at Music Hack Day San Francisco 2013 by Paul Lamere. According to the site, it works by “cutting songs up into beats and tatums, and aligning the beats to John Bonham Drum patterns.” If you go to “Pick A Song,” you’ll see a list of Lamere’s favorite Bonhamizer tracks thus far such as The Beatles’ Norwegian Wood, Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes, Intro by The xx and The Postal Service’s Such Great Heights.


Can we take this app out on the road with Dog & Saw is the real question....


2.  Slideshow of the Day

The only problem is.. I dont know that I'd call a lot of these people "celebrities".. frankly, I've never heard of more than half of them


10 of the Ugliest Celebrities

10. Melanie Griffith



Poor MG.. it didn't use to be this way..

 (how about Joan Cusack in that trailer! Hooray 80's for creating that hair)

(p.s. fun game : guess who's #1)

 

3. Professor of the Day

Why didn't I ever try this? Maybe I could have gotten a full-time gig at Emerson!

 

NYC professor strips to underwear, shows 9/11 footage during class

Columbia University says it's reviewing a science class in which a professor stripped to his underwear and showed 9/11 video footage during a lecture on quantum mechanics.
The Frontiers of Science class on Monday morning with Professor Emlyn Hughes also included two other participants dressed in black, one of whom used a sword to destroy a stuffed animal.
Video of the event was posted to Bwog, the online home of Columbia's monthly undergraduate magazine.
It starts with the professor stripping with his back to the students as music plays and an image of a skull is projected on a screen. Later, two stuffed animals are placed on stools, one of which is stabbed by a person with a sword. In the background, a video shows the fall of the World Trade Center and an image of Osama bin Laden.
A female student watching Hughes could be heard repeating, "What is happening?" as the performance went on.


I'll say this.. it's one lecture they'll never forget! Mission accomplished!



4. Boardgame of the Day

Methopoly lets you play Breaking Bad at home without ruining your entire life

Your family will still probably hate you, though

Given that most attempts to "play Breaking Bad at home" generally turn out like this, Joanne Silverman has performed a genuine community service by turning the AMC drama into a board game—specifically Monopoly, whose aspects of empire-building and resenting your family translate quite naturally to the world of Breaking Bad. Inspired by the similar Lostopoly, Silverman’s Methopoly board (available for free download here) features all your favorite properties and amenities to buy on the way to becoming a ruthless kingpin—Los Pollos Hermanos, bottles of hydrofluoric acid—while replacing the Community Chest and Chance cards with “Heisenberg” and “Bell” (as in Hector Salamanca-ringing) cards featuring in-game events like “Hank Sells His Mineral Collection; You Get $50” and the inevitable “Yo, Collect $100 Bitch.”
You’ll still have to fashion your own player pieces, though Silverman also offers a few recommendations there, such as using a chunk of blue meth. Fake meth, of course. Again, we’re just playing a board game here. [via UPROXX]
 



5. Game Show of the Day

From the geniuses who bring you GGN.... I present to you.. 

THE DIME OF THE MONTH!



 
6. Cover Tune of the Day

Posted this on FB last night.. but I personally find this awesome. (Though I will say, I'm a lil less impressed now that I found it it's essentially part of a LIncoln Commercial.

'Sound and Vision' goes 360 degrees with a 157-piece orchestra


Beck's opulent nine-minute remake of David Bowie's "Sound and Vision" came to life last week when he reimagined the 1977 single with a 157-piece orchestra conducted by his father, David Campbell. Beck teamed with director Chris Milk and Lincoln for a special concert video of the performance featuring three 360-degree cameras, and also 360-degree microphones, for an especially immersive experience.

"It was an experiment and an opportunity to try something completely irrational," Beck told Rolling Stone last week. "I attempted to conjure some scenario that could only exist in this kind of space for a one-time performance. It's doing something you could never do on a tour. I was thinking a lot about Busby Berkeley films and multiples of musicians and dancers." A fully interactive 360-degree video is on its way; visit Lincoln's Hello Again for more details and further installments.

(P.S. Full Rollingstone write up here)


7. Nerd of the Day

Whoever had the time to create this:

Ghostbusters Firehouse Recreated In Amazing Detail With Legos

 

Webster’s Dictionary’s website defines research as an “investigation or experimentation aimed at the discovery and interpretation of facts, revision of accepted theories or laws in the light of new facts, or practical application of such new or revised theories or laws.” But nowhere does it say anything about Ghostbusters, so fuck that definition.
German Lego builder/artist Alexander Jones — who goes by the Internet name Orion Pax — kicked life in the face and spent months relentlessly watching the two Ghostbusters films, as well as The Real Ghostbusters cartoon, researching and planning a near-perfect Lego representation of the famed firehouse headquarters at 14 North Moore Street in New York. To say his efforts were a success is like saying Ghostbusters is slightly better than it would have been with original cast members Eddie Murphy and John Candy. This model, which is almost too good to call a model, is amazingly intricate and filled with details everybody but set designers take for granted.
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 Pretty good.. but where's the twinkie?



8. Public Service Announcement of the Day

College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist

By Lateef Mungin, CNN
updated 5:26 PM EST, Wed February 20, 2013
Watch this video

College: Say you 'have a disease' to deter rape

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • The list was billed as last resort to deter a rape
  • Conservative blogger Michelle Malkin criticized the list
  • The university took the list down and apologized
(CNN) -- A Colorado school has caused a stir with an advisory that suggested women could urinate or vomit to deter a rape.
The list of 10 tips by the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs was billed as "last resort" options to deter a sexual assault.
"Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating," read one tip.
"Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone," read another.


Uhm. Hate to tell them, but some guys may not be detered by a lil urine. In fact, it may bring some guys back..



9. Headline of the Day

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves..

Local Wegmans Recalls Flour for Blue Balls, Breads for Wire Mesh

Wegmans Food Markets is recalling their store branded all-purpose flour and more than a dozen bread products.
Wegmans Food Markets has recalled the Wegmans branded all-purpose bleached flour, according to a report in the Democrat and Chronicle. The flour, which was sold in 5-pound packages with a best by date of 12/20/2013, may contain small blue polyurethane balls from the product's sifting equipment.
The flour was sold in store between Dec. 24 and Feb. 15.




10.  Surprise of the Day

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is actually a good writer.. who'dathunkit?



11. Drinking Game of the Day

Though, there's really no such thing as a BAD drinking game, is there..


Oscars Drinking Game 2013: Get Tipsy With A Little Help From Your Favorite Stars

The Huffington Post | By Posted: | Updated: 02/21/2013 7:53 am EST

We hope you have a fully stocked bar because it's going to be a long show. And what better way to make the 2013 Academy Awards fly by than getting nice and tipsy along the way?
Whether you're rooting for Jessica Chastain over Jennifer Lawrence or hoping "Argo" wins for Best Picture, HuffPost Celebrity has compiled an Oscars Night drinking game that will ensure, in the end, you won't care who wins or loses.
So get out your cocktail glasses, mixers and shakers and start preparing your go-to drink, because let's face it, who doesn't want to pretend they're as famous as the people they'll be staring at for four hours?
On the Red Carpet take a drink every time:
• A celebrity evades a question.
• Someone says they are "so excited to be here."
• A celebrity is asked what they ate before the awards show.
• Someone asks George Clooney how Brad Pitt is doing.
• You see a celebrity who brought a parent/family member as their date.
• Someone wears a truly hideous dress (yes, we'll leave that up to your own discretion).
During the Oscars take a drink each time:
• Someone thanks their parents.
• Someone mispronounces Quvenzhané Wallis’ name (red carpet included).
• Someone acknowledges Meryl Streep.
• A loser begrudgingly smiles to the camera.
• Someone says they didn't have a speech prepared.
• Seth MacFarlane cracks a failed joke.
• Anne Hathaway thanks her husband.
• The camera cuts to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.
• The band tries to cut off someone's speech.
• Someone cries.
• If Jennifer Lawrence wins Best Actress and the camera pans to Meryl Streep.
• Someone says, "I couldn't have done this without … "
• If Adele gets a standing ovation after singing “Skyfall.”
• If Adele says something about motherhood during her speech (if she wins).
• Jodie Foster’s Golden Globes “coming out” speech is referenced.
• A winner uses their speech time as a political platform.
• Someone mentions “Argo.”
• Someone says they didn't have a speech prepared.
Camera shows the ex (wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend) of the person onstage.
• Someone at your Oscar party comments on how hot Jennifer Lawrence is.
• Someone at your Oscar party laments the fact that Ben Affleck was snubbed.
P.S. Those looking to get really, really drunk should take a drink every time anyone says, "Thank you," "winner," "academy" or "film."

My own addition? Should Argo win best film, and Affleck walks up holding a "FAH-Q" Paddle.. finish whatever bottle you've been working on... 





12. Montage of the Day

Perhaps.. the best montage of all time.. I'd seen a lot of these before, but so many more good ones I had not seen. I think tosh should dedicate an entire show to this...



13. One Day Late..

but Happy Birthday to Kurt Cobain... nice, creepy stroll down memory lane with Courtney Love here...


Kurt Cobain's Final Tour

Crisscrossing the country with Courtney Love and the ashes of the deceased (which, in search of nirvana, are divided, molded, stuffed in a teddy bear, held up in customs, and inhaled by many)
By Amy Dickinson

Originally published in the February 1996 issue. Kurt Cobain was born on February 20, 1967. He would've turned 46 today.
Late afternoon, Halloween, and a member of the Namgyal Monastery has gone out to get candy. The monks will leave the porch light on and will answer the door all evening to the parade of trick-or-treaters who venture down North Aurora Street and climb the steps to ring the bell. Winter has already come to Ithaca, New York. It is cold and windy, and the sky is the color of lead. Upstairs, the monks are preparing for the public meditation. A throat clears, a toilet flushes. About a dozen of the faithful will make their way past the knots of little monsters and mermaids tonight and enter the monastery, unaware that they are praying in the presence of Kurt Cobain's earthly remains.

Read more: Kurt Cobain Ashes - Kurt Cobain's Final Tour - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/features/kurt-cobains-final-tour-0296#ixzz2LZW5guq5



1 comment:

  1. That Kareem article is great, not that I've seen Django...but it's agreat read either way.

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