Wednesday, January 9, 2013

You got a date Wednesday, baby!

1. Leftovers

Since I've been out of commission for a few days here's some leftovers from earlier in the week...

KG continues to perfect the art of trash-talking
            Isn't tasting like Honey Nut Cheerios a good thing?

Of course he's from Portland (Oregon)
            Jah bless! Bwahahaha           

Of course they're Japanese
            Five girls. One cup.


Heisenberg he's not
           You god-damned right.

You thought your last flight was bad?
            Though I have to say, this pic looks fake/staged:

You thought that flight was bad...
          Duct tape.. is there anything it can't do?

Finally, other drivers can see what I see when I drive home post-show
           From our post-show logistics correspodent...

Talk about a handful...
           Sadly for him.. they're man boobs.
         


2. The Story That Keeps On Giving

By now, you've heard about this hullaballoo from the College Football National Championship game. Of course, since there's an attractive woman involved, this story isn't going anywhere. Here's today's latest:

ESPN apologizes for having creepy old man oogling her for all of 30 seconds during the game


Webb and her family say cut the poor old bastard some slack

Musburger says F-U all.. I called the Celtics-Lakers finals in the 80's when you were all sucking your thumbs!




3. Board room

As someone who's been getting into these so-called "european board games" lately (not sure why that's "so-called". Theyre actually from Europe. Just seemed fitting)

This is a great read... and let me just say Ive added a few new games to the list of ones we should try, gentlemen!


How board games sum up the meaning of life through colorful cards and painted pieces

 Nerd Curious is an occasional series in which Todd VanDerWerff tries the nerdy things he missed as a kid, either due to lack of access, time, or ability. He has a rough schedule planned out, but feel free to use the comments to suggest more nerd experiences he needs to have.
No matter how many times my nephew tries, he can’t save the world.
One by one, cities fall to the dreaded blue plague sweeping across North America and Europe. Paris. Essen. Toronto. Chicago. Atlanta, his home base. He moves personnel in and out of these cities, cleaning up disease, but also hemmed in by it.
And then South America explodes, as does Africa—with a completely different disease. And he’s out of time, out of chances to develop a vaccine, and out of cards. So he reverses time. Puts the cards back in the deck, lets the disease take over Europe again. He tries his best to stop the second disease before it pops up, but this time, the blue one starts to bubble up before an entirely different plague seizes hold of Asia. Again, he reverses, to give the world another chance.
He’s playing a board game called Pandemic. My wife and I introduced him to it, and the three of us have yet to win a game.


3-A. And in other board game news..

Down with the thimble!


4.  Star Wars.. Shmar Wars

I thought my "sequel announcement excitement level" couldn't get any higher after the Star Wars news.. I was wrong. Dead wrong.



The Hebrew Hammer is returning to take on Hitler

Although it's very unlike the Jews to not just let go of the past, director Jonathan Kesselman and actor Adam Goldberg have spent the last 10 years attempting to mount a sequel to 2003's The Hebrew Hammer, their fluke cult hit about an overcoat-clad Jewish vigilante making the streets safe for everyone's bubbe. Now that sequel is finally set for a spring start date, thanks to a crowd-sourced fundraising campaign on Jewcer and the fact that Israel doesn't need any more money. (What, they want we should pay them not to call us?). As you can see from the promo below, the follow-up will find Goldberg's Mordechai time traveling to take on "the Jewish Joker": Adolf Hitler, the Jewish archvillain who had a way with a pun and an equally horrible way with genocide.


If you never saw the original, get yourself some latkes to nosh on and settle in:






5. Where are they now?

Weird Science Edition!

I know what you're wondering.. and you already know the answer. Yes, I own that on DVD. And yes, I will be watching it soon.



6. I got it from the toilet seat

Blame Canada!

"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

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At least nine Canadian patients have contracted a strain of "incurable" gonorrhea, according to a study released on Jan. 7 in the Journal of the American Medical Association.
Researchers found that nine of the 133 patients with gonorrhea who were treated at a Toronto clinic still had the disease after being treated with the oral antibiotic cephalosporins. This marks the first time that cephalosporin-resistant gonorrhea has been found on the continent.
"We've heard of such cases in Asia and Europe. Now it's happening in North America," Dr. Robert Kirkcaldy, medical epidemiologist in the Division of STD Prevention at CDC's National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD, and TB Prevention, said to NPR. "It's very concerning."



Luckily, FZ wrote a song about it... like to hear it? Here it go:


"this is the kind of thing that our songs are made out of"



7. Viral Videos


Not to be confused with the Venerial Video above..


That's cool!
That's stupid!
That's really stupid!


8. Lifting the Veil

On the wacky adventures of John Travolta and Tom Cruise in the Church of Scientology! Thanks Grantland!


The Nuttiest Tom Cruise and John Travolta Parts in Lawrence Wright's Scientology Exposé

By Amos Barshad on
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Back in February 2011, The New Yorker published Lawrence Wright's "The Apostate: Paul Haggis vs. the Church of Scientology," one of the more expansive and informed explorations of the mysterious workings of the organization to date. But that was just the beginning. Wright, the first-ballot journalism Hall of Famer behind the masterful The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11, has now expanded his research into Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief, a book that might just prove to be the defining account of L. Ron Hubbard's minions and all they have wrought.


My favorite part:

OK, on to Cruise, whose relationship with the church — more specifically, with Church top dog David Miscavige — is much more buddy-buddy.
Cruise ... fell under the spell of Miscavige's commanding personality. He modeled his determined naval-officer hero in 1992's A Few Good Men on Miscavige, a fact that the Church leader liked to brag about.
Meanwhile, Miscagive was busy making all of TC's dreams come true:
Miscavige heard about [Cruise and Kidman's] fantasy of running through a field of wildflowers together, so he had Sea Org members plant a section of the desert with them; when that failed to meet his expectations, the meadow was plowed and sodded with grass. When a flood triggered a mudslide that despoiled a romantic bungalow specially constructed for the couple, Miscavige held the entire base responsible and ordered everyone to work 16-hour days until everything was restored.




9. Hall of Shame

Not the biggest Jayon Stark Fan.. but nice write up on the fallout from today's Hall of Fame 0-fer.

The crux:
"So we need to have a long, serious national conversation, starting right now, about where those events fit into the contours of the Hall of Fame. I'm ready if you are.
Maybe we'll decide we want a Hall of Fame that renders all, or most, of that invisible. Maybe we'll decide we want a Hall of Fame that aspires to be a shrine, not just to greatness but to purity. I don't know how we get there, but maybe that's where this conversation will lead us.
But maybe we'll decide, once we think it all through, that's impossible. Maybe we'll recognize that what the Hall needs to be, in these complicated times, is a museum, and nothing more sainted or noble than that.
Maybe it needs to be a place that does what other great history museums do -- tell the story of a time in history, for better and for worse, wherever it leads. Maybe that's not exactly what we would hope and dream a Hall of Fame should be. Maybe, though, that's what it has to be, because if we try traveling down that other road, we'll find nothing but forks and detours and roadblocks."

I agree. Sadly it has come to this, but I think you just let em all in.. and you have just different wings. This is the steroid era wing. This is the deadball era. This is the whites-only wing... etc etc. You can't deny that a museum dedicated to baseball should have mentions of dudes like Clemens and Bonds.. even if they are in the Dirty Cheating Assholes Wing.


10. Note to Self

Avoid the T on Sunday.



11. Dropping Soon

Albums to look forward to in 2013...
New Beck coming out? Yes, please! In case you didn't hear about his most recent project, he's still pretty cool... even if he's hanging out with Cruise & Travolta.


Noticeably absent from the list... Johnny Depp's Pirate Album! Arrrrrrrr you kidding me?!? Here's a sneak peak anyway..



As perhaps you already know, Tom Waits and Keith Richards put their guitars together in 2012 to collaborate on a song to be featured on a pirate-themed compilation album put together by Johnny Depp (who gave life to the flamboyant swashbuckler Jack Sparrow) and his Pirates director, Gore Verbinski. The product of the Waits/Richards collaboration is a song called "Shenandoah," which is now streaming on NPR. The 36-track double album Son Of Rogue's Gallery, which also features songs by Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave, Patti Smith, Michael Stipe and Courtney Love (together!), Iggy Pop, and many more, will be released on February 18. Can "Shenandoah" calm your anticipatory jitters until then?




12. Even convicts need their Daily Saw

From our "C'mon Meow" correspondant..



RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.
Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.
All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000 people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot, which is being investigated by local police.


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Of course, if I was behind bars.. not exactly the pussy i'd be trying to smuggle in.. but that's just me.

1 comment:

  1. Agreed on your take on the Hall of Fame.. to a certain extent. You certainly need to document the steroid era somehow.. but then I don't think you can really call the place "the Hall of Fame." And there, I think, is where you run into trouble.

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