The saga continues... as Doc rivers (predictably) defends KG.. we're seeing some more grainy cell phone vid of the alleged incident. (scroll down)
Meantime.. friends of La La say she is standing by her man.. even if she's not living with him and is spending her New Years Eve on South Beach "by herself"... hm... I'm sure there was plenty of tastings going on that night...
"After Melo was set off by the Celtics’ Kevin Garnett for allegedly saying La La “tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios,” speculation over infidelity flew. But sources insist that’s not the root of the couple’s split. “I have not heard anything about him having another woman,” said one pal, adding, “La La has never slept with Garnett.”
Hm.. then how does he know what she tastes like?
Side note: The more I think about it, I think La La is a great name..
Also while we are here, let's reminisce about the toughness of a young, Melo:
2. So Much For Trying to Help People
Poor guy was just trying to instruct others about one of his areas of expertise... and this is how he's repaid? Whatever happened to Grow Free or Die? Cmon, NH. You're better than that.
NH Man Arrested After Police Find 35 YouTube Videos Detailing Pot Growing Business
By WBZ-TV's Michael Rosenfield
Kyle Berry (Credit: Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office)
Kyle Berry allegedly made 35 videos of his grow operation and published them on YouTube.
A tipster told authorities about the videos and investigators raided Berry’s apartment this week.
They found 16 marijuana plants and about one pound of loose marijuana.
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Sure, he gets busted.. but Bieber posts all those youtube videos and become an international superstar? Something is wrong with the internet age we live in.
Side note: perhaps he needed a better guard "dog"
3. Drive-Thru Prank
Pretty good. If there's one thing that never gets old.. it's videos of people who are scared shitless by stupid things.
4. Pinning!
Sure, Sammy Sosa may never make it to the hall of fame.. but that doesnt mean he's not a winner. And he's got the pinterest page to prove it.
Sammy Sosa Has The Best Pinterest Page Ever
I can't even. This is amazing. Sammy Sosa is making an effort to get his name back out there, and that includes joining social media. He set up a Twitter account in October (it's confirmed as him),
and a few weeks ago joined photo sharing site/social network for
middle-aged women Pinterest. So forget whatever you're doing; go look at his Pinterest page.
5. You're a Weird Guy, Dan
Words cant' really do this one justice.. so I'll just let it speak for itself
Words cant' really do this one justice.. so I'll just let it speak for itself
Here’s An Old Photo Of Dan Marino Doing Yoga With Some Really Hairy Guy Who’s Only Wearing A Speedo
Yeah. We had the same reaction. All we know about
this photo is that it was taken in April 1994. There's no unseeing it
now, so you know you're going to click here to get the full effect. Just so much going on in this image. Like, what's with those heat lamps?
Just check out that zen-like concentration on Dan's face. That's why he's one of the all-time greats. Side note: I bet it smelled great in there! Like a BBQ joint after a day-long brisket smoking session.
6. You So Crazy
You may have heard Beyonce was named the sexiest woman of the century by GQ... and they have the photos to prove it...
Hopefully this helps erase that above pic from your memory.. I apologize if not
But what you wouldn't know unless you actually opened the magazine (if you can pry it open) is that she may very well be the craziest woman of the century too! (Funny how often those two qualities are linked, isn't it?
GQ Interview Confirms That Beyoncé Is Fucking Crazy and Exactly As You Imagine Her
"How can so much fucking crazy be contained within a two-page interview?"
This is the question that will surely be asked by all readers of GQ's insane new Beyoncé interview, "Miss Millennium: Beyoncé," which you must read immediately so that you can spend the day reflecting on it...You want proof?
In her "sleek office suite in midtown Manhattan," Beyoncé maintains a Beyoncé-themed competitor to the Library of Congress. "The official Beyoncé archive, a temperature-controlled digital-storage facility" contains, in addition to video of every show she's ever performed, every interview she's ever recorded, and "thousands of hours of private footage," "virtually every existing photograph of her, starting with the very first frames taken of Destiny's Child."Since 2005, Beyoncé has employed a "visual director" who has shot "practically her every waking moment," for up to 16 hours a day. Imagine the super cuts that could be made from this footage: a solid forty minutes of Beyoncé flicking off light switches in Germany. An hour of Jay-Z saying "carrot."
Before making love to her husband Jay-Z, Beyoncé advises herself to listen to "Make Love to Me," probably because she works best in the literal.
She's also just straight-up fucking crazy:
"I now know that, yes, I am powerful," she says. "I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."
7. Father of the Year
It must be because he has so many women calling him "Daddy"...
Bill Clinton Named 'Father Of The Year' By National Father's Day Council
Posted: 01/10/2013 11:37 am EST | Updated: 01/10/2013 11:43 am EST
Former US President Bill Clinton stands on stage with his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State, and their daughter Chelsea Clinton during the closing Plenary session of the seventh Annual Meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) at the Sheraton New York Hotel on September 22, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images)
Former President Bill Clinton will be honored as a "father of the year" by the The National Father’s Day Council this coming June, the Council announced Wednesday.
In a press release highlighting Clinton's philanthropy through the Clinton Foundation and the Clinton Global Initiative -- and as the U.N. Special Envoy for Haiti -- National Father’s Day Committee chairman Dan Orwig commended the politician and philanthropist for his "profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations."
In a press release highlighting Clinton's philanthropy through the Clinton Foundation and the Clinton Global Initiative -- and as the U.N. Special Envoy for Haiti -- National Father’s Day Committee chairman Dan Orwig commended the politician and philanthropist for his "profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations."
8. Need A Lift?
Here's 28 things to make you feel better about yourself.. courtesy of our friends over at Funny or Die.
These ones really hit home:
25. Stop “ironically” showing up at high school parties.
18. Grow a second, wispier goatee.
14. Go online and hurl anonymous, randomly homophobic insults at strangers discussing topics you don’t understand.
11. Puke and rally, bro.
4. Cocaine.
9. Move Over Tommy
There's a new announcing homer in town! And he's out of control!
10. Tips for Live Concert Tweeting
Some good pointers.. of course they forgot the most important one..
1. PUT YOUR GODDAMN PHONE DOWN AND WATCH THE SHOW!
In response to 6. I have a long standing acronym designed to address the relevance between beauty and insanity. HABCAN - Hot As Balls, Crazy As Nuts. Hopefully this will assist all concerned parties in quickly identifying this abnormality without wasting too many words.
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