From our "Cartographer's Gone Wild" correspondent...
Or should we say, NO,NO!
In related news, NYC is changing it's slogan to:
"Come to Manhattan and let it all hang out. It's the balls!"
New York City Subway Penis Map
By on January 28, 2013
The New York Subway Penis Map is a poster conceived and illustrated by Berlin-based Veit Schuetz which was created in 2000 for a Cosmic Art Enterprises’ art show. Prints are available to purchase at imagekind.
The well-known New York subway map was altered by replacing New York City with a scientific illustration of male genitals. While the conception took only one hour of desperate staring at a map in a deserted New York Subway station at 4 a.m., finishing the design in an accurate way required a lot more patience.via Media Assassin, Street Anatomy
2. Bodie, Eat Your Heart Out
From our First (of many) Tubes correspondant... too bad Keanu was waiting for him on the beach with a set of handcuffs.. and he wasn't there to arrest him... ; )
Surfer
Garrett McNamara rides a wave off Praia do Norte beach in Nazare,
Portugal, on Jan. 28, 2013. McNamara is said to have broken his own
world record for the largest wave surfed when he caught this wave
reported to be around 100 feet, off the coast of Nazare. If the claims
are verified, it will mean that McNamara, who was born in Pittsfield,
Massachusetts but whose family moved to Hawaii's North Shore when he was
aged 11, has beaten his previous record, which was also set at Nazare,
of 78 feet in November 2011.
3. Off To Sea Once More
Think this is the first time I've ever seen a NSFW Garcia video.. but lo and behold.. (dont worry, he doesnt get naked.. at least on camera)
Watch Rare Footage of Jerry Garcia & Merl Saunders From The First Time Jer’s Wolf Guitar Was Used In Public (NSFW)
On September 5th, 1973, the Hell’s Angels threw a private party aboard a boat named the SS Bay Belle that sailed around the NY Harbor. For entertainment, the infamous motorcycle club brought Bo Diddley, Elephant’s Memory and Jerry Garcia and Merl Saunders. A clip of Garcia, Saunders, bassist John Kahn and drummer Bill Kreutzmann performing a cover of That’s Alright Mama at this private party, interspersed with footage of a biker wedding and the party, appears in the 1983 documentary Hells Angels Forever. Today, a pristine rip of Garcia and Saunders’ appearance has turned up on YouTube.
It’s important to note that this “show” was the first time Garcia’s Doug Irwin-built Wolf axe was played in public after it was delivered to Jerry the previous May. You’ve got to think that the filmmakers didn’t just record one tune, so hopefully more of this incredibly historic footage will surface. For now, check out That’s Alright Mama complete with boobies a giggling, so don’t watch this one at work.
4. Atta Girl
I always knew I liked that Taylor Swift girl..
10. Late Show Shenanigans
Watched a rare full episode of Letterman last night, which I hadn't done in years. Quite an interesting hour of TV. First he brought out Stallone to talk about his new movie, "Bullet to the Head" which didn't even occur to me till last night may not be the best title for a movie in this day and age. I just couldn't help thinking that Sly is just a dinosaur at this point, a relic from the juicing 80s, and that it's almost strange to see someone like this nowadays as a "superstar" (ok, he's not really that anymore). Dave even asked him about the title, and he just deflected with stupid jokes.. and then when they show the clip, as if to say "see it's not all gun violence" it was..... an Axe battle scene. Hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they should have changed the name, or that it will lead to more mass shooting or any of that...I love all his old movies, and own most of them, but it's clear his time has past.
Next up was former VP Al Gore.. (when did he turn into Big Gay Al from South Park?) Anyway, he and Dave had a great back and forth on Global Warming, he actually had him out for 3 full segments. Letterman clearly knows his shit and was kind of playing the devil's advocate.. and just kept pressing Gore, in essence saying, "Well, isn't it too late to do anything about it." And at times, I thought wow, Dave has turned into a conservative. But it's actually quite the opposite. Apparently his home in Montana has all sorts of solar panels and shit, and at one point he even calls the GOP out with something like, "How can they even get away with this?" Fascinating TV. Shows why Letterman deserved that Kennedy Center Honor and Jay Leno does not. (During commercials I actually dipped over to Jay to see him interviewing Whitney CUmmings, which was in essence a10 minute commercial for her TV show. And by commercial, I mean, she was just pretending to be some stupid slut to try and get dudes to watch it. Shameless promotion from NBC that fell very very flat.. as usual) Anyway, check out the letterman if you got some time to kill.. and seriously, while you're listening to Al Gore talk.. tell me he's not Big Gay Al! It's insanity!!
http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_show/
It’s important to note that this “show” was the first time Garcia’s Doug Irwin-built Wolf axe was played in public after it was delivered to Jerry the previous May. You’ve got to think that the filmmakers didn’t just record one tune, so hopefully more of this incredibly historic footage will surface. For now, check out That’s Alright Mama complete with boobies a giggling, so don’t watch this one at work.
4. Atta Girl
I always knew I liked that Taylor Swift girl..
Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because He Wasn't Circumcised & More Ridiculous Rumors
Posted: 01/30/2013 2:06 pm EST | Updated: 01/30/2013 2:06 pm EST
Taylor Swift gets a lot of flak for her revolving door of suitors, and while it's expected that her high-profile breakups would be subject to scrutiny and speculation, this is just ridiculous.
Swift and her latest boy toy, One Direction's Harry Styles, ended their two-month romance at the beginning of January after they reportedly had a "blow-up" fight while on vacation. Neither Swift nor Styles has spoken about their split or offered any clues as to why it didn't work out -- but that hasn't stopped the speculation and some very laughable rumors.
The National Enquirer claims the real reason the couple split was that Styles was "sick and tired of Taylor nagging him" about his uncircumcised penis.
"Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery," a source who claimed to be close to the boy band member told the tabloid, adding "Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get snipped."
Well.. if the Enquirer says it.. it's worth reporting/retweeting/rebranding... thanks Huff Post..
And while we're here..
5. Where Are They Now?
Randall "Pink" Floyd edition!
PHOENIX, Jan 29 (Reuters) - "Dazed and Confused" star Jason London has been arrested in Arizona and charged with assault and disorderly conduct over a bar room fracas in which he is accused of throwing punches and later defecating in a patrol car on his way to jail, a police report showed on Tuesday.
The 40-year-old actor, who played the main character of Randall "Pink" Floyd in the 1993 coming-of-age comedy "Dazed and Confused," responded on Twitter that he was attacked and injured and that the allegations against him were false.
"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting," he said in the message on Tuesday. "Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."
"Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped," London tweeted. "My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona." London is married to actress Sofia Karstens.
What, Quarterbacks don't have to listen to the cops, Randall? You better get your priorities straight -- you are in need of a SERIOUS attitude adjustment... ok, that's all I got.
6. Death watch: American Icon
Everyone wank it tonight and say a prayer in his honor..
Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm near his heart.
The world's most celebrated porn star drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital on Tuesday after experiencing severe chest pain, TMZ reports. His manager, Mike Esterman, told the site that his condition has worsened after doctors discovered the aneurysm and he was transferred to the intensive care unit.
Jeremy, 59, was being prepped for surgery this morning. It's yet unclear what led to the chest pain.
The adult film actor, who has starred in more than 2,000 films -- pornography and non-porno -- has been an outspoken opponent of the new law in Los Angeles that would require adult film actors to wear condoms while filming . He campaigned against Measure B in the weeks before the election.
7. And in TV/Movie News
---Entourage movie confirmed
Also not this guy's take.. interesting:
Is the Entourage Movie Mark Wahlberg’s Practical Joke on the World?
---The Office snags an awesome guest
----One of my all-time favorite movies gets some love
---And in an encouraing sign, great reviews pouring in for the first "new show" I've actually actively anticipated in quite some time... my DVR's set!
8. New GGN
In case you were wondering.. Bud Bundy's got flo.. and may be a sex offender.
And in case you were wondering.. it's confirmed. Snoop is just out of his mind at all times.
9. And A Lover Of All Animals!
Ace Ventura would be proud...
Swift and her latest boy toy, One Direction's Harry Styles, ended their two-month romance at the beginning of January after they reportedly had a "blow-up" fight while on vacation. Neither Swift nor Styles has spoken about their split or offered any clues as to why it didn't work out -- but that hasn't stopped the speculation and some very laughable rumors.
The National Enquirer claims the real reason the couple split was that Styles was "sick and tired of Taylor nagging him" about his uncircumcised penis.
"Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery," a source who claimed to be close to the boy band member told the tabloid, adding "Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get snipped."
Well.. if the Enquirer says it.. it's worth reporting/retweeting/rebranding... thanks Huff Post..
And while we're here..
5. Where Are They Now?
Randall "Pink" Floyd edition!
Jason London Arrested: 'Dazed and Confused' Actor Charged With Assault Over Bar Room Fight
Reuters | By David Schwartz
Posted: 01/29/2013 10:53 pm EST | Updated: 01/30/2013 9:18 am EST
Actor Jason London has been arrested in Arizona and charged with assault and disorderly conduct over a bar room fracas.
PHOENIX, Jan 29 (Reuters) - "Dazed and Confused" star Jason London has been arrested in Arizona and charged with assault and disorderly conduct over a bar room fracas in which he is accused of throwing punches and later defecating in a patrol car on his way to jail, a police report showed on Tuesday.
The 40-year-old actor, who played the main character of Randall "Pink" Floyd in the 1993 coming-of-age comedy "Dazed and Confused," responded on Twitter that he was attacked and injured and that the allegations against him were false.
"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting," he said in the message on Tuesday. "Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."
"Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped," London tweeted. "My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona." London is married to actress Sofia Karstens.
What, Quarterbacks don't have to listen to the cops, Randall? You better get your priorities straight -- you are in need of a SERIOUS attitude adjustment... ok, that's all I got.
6. Death watch: American Icon
Everyone wank it tonight and say a prayer in his honor..
Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition With Heart Aneurysm In California
Posted: 01/30/2013 2:16 pm EST | Updated: 01/30/2013 2:56 pm EST
Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm near his heart.
The world's most celebrated porn star drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital on Tuesday after experiencing severe chest pain, TMZ reports. His manager, Mike Esterman, told the site that his condition has worsened after doctors discovered the aneurysm and he was transferred to the intensive care unit.
Jeremy, 59, was being prepped for surgery this morning. It's yet unclear what led to the chest pain.
The adult film actor, who has starred in more than 2,000 films -- pornography and non-porno -- has been an outspoken opponent of the new law in Los Angeles that would require adult film actors to wear condoms while filming . He campaigned against Measure B in the weeks before the election.
7. And in TV/Movie News
---Entourage movie confirmed
Also not this guy's take.. interesting:
Is the Entourage Movie Mark Wahlberg’s Practical Joke on the World?
---The Office snags an awesome guest
----One of my all-time favorite movies gets some love
---And in an encouraing sign, great reviews pouring in for the first "new show" I've actually actively anticipated in quite some time... my DVR's set!
8. New GGN
In case you were wondering.. Bud Bundy's got flo.. and may be a sex offender.
And in case you were wondering.. it's confirmed. Snoop is just out of his mind at all times.
9. And A Lover Of All Animals!
Ace Ventura would be proud...
16 Mascots Who Really Don't Give A $#!%
What happens when the guy in the costume stops being cute and starts getting real.
1. This Rockets mascot who's extremely welcoming to visiting fans.
13. The Chicago Bull who bravely mocked Diddy right to his face.
16. And this poor guy who didn't even fight back.
10. Late Show Shenanigans
Watched a rare full episode of Letterman last night, which I hadn't done in years. Quite an interesting hour of TV. First he brought out Stallone to talk about his new movie, "Bullet to the Head" which didn't even occur to me till last night may not be the best title for a movie in this day and age. I just couldn't help thinking that Sly is just a dinosaur at this point, a relic from the juicing 80s, and that it's almost strange to see someone like this nowadays as a "superstar" (ok, he's not really that anymore). Dave even asked him about the title, and he just deflected with stupid jokes.. and then when they show the clip, as if to say "see it's not all gun violence" it was..... an Axe battle scene. Hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they should have changed the name, or that it will lead to more mass shooting or any of that...I love all his old movies, and own most of them, but it's clear his time has past.
Next up was former VP Al Gore.. (when did he turn into Big Gay Al from South Park?) Anyway, he and Dave had a great back and forth on Global Warming, he actually had him out for 3 full segments. Letterman clearly knows his shit and was kind of playing the devil's advocate.. and just kept pressing Gore, in essence saying, "Well, isn't it too late to do anything about it." And at times, I thought wow, Dave has turned into a conservative. But it's actually quite the opposite. Apparently his home in Montana has all sorts of solar panels and shit, and at one point he even calls the GOP out with something like, "How can they even get away with this?" Fascinating TV. Shows why Letterman deserved that Kennedy Center Honor and Jay Leno does not. (During commercials I actually dipped over to Jay to see him interviewing Whitney CUmmings, which was in essence a10 minute commercial for her TV show. And by commercial, I mean, she was just pretending to be some stupid slut to try and get dudes to watch it. Shameless promotion from NBC that fell very very flat.. as usual) Anyway, check out the letterman if you got some time to kill.. and seriously, while you're listening to Al Gore talk.. tell me he's not Big Gay Al! It's insanity!!
http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_show/
