From our deadly news bloopers correspondent..
Because to put it bluntly... the other guy was savagely murdered.
((here's what really happened... how many times do I have to say it? Anything you put in that prompter Burgundy WILL READ!))
2. Dub to Dub to Dub Ya Dub Ya Dub Ya
From our Key & Peele correspondent..
If you arent familiar with Dub Step.. apparently, it's sweeping the nation. Yes, the kids like the dubstep.. and you know it's a hit when a sketch comedy show starts making fun of it.
(and just for fun while we're here.. in case you missed it... Don't sleep on Barry O!)
3. Oakland's Ambassador
From our new, full-time travel correspondent...
Stop.
Hammer Time!
Yes, come to Oakland and relax, absorb the culture and create.. while you're there, maybe you can get your ass shot by the subway police.... or watch their shitty football team.. y'know, lotta lotta culture here.
4. The life of a housewife
Poor woman. So unappreciated.. never any time to do what she'd like to do... Sing it sister!
Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To Fuck CIA Director
“Between cooking three meals a day, chauffeuring the kids around, and keeping this house in order, I barely have time to fuck a low-level CIA operative, much less the director of the whole agency. And even if I did get an hour alone with him, I’d probably be too exhausted to really get anything out of it.”
5. When DIY goes wrong
And by DIY I mean both Do It Yourself and Dick Injections! Yowza!
Man Injects Penis With Olive Oil, Gets Penis Cancer
Posted: 11/14/2012 4:17 pm EST Updated: 11/14/2012 4:17 pm EST
His "coconut sized" genitalia was just the beginning.
A man was admitted to a Bangkok hospital after an unlicensed olive oil injection meant to enlarge his penis caused an infection so horrible his testicles swelled to the size of the medium size fruit, the Bangkok Post reports.
You see, I think this may actually have worked if he had used some better Olive Oil. He needed to get some of that organic shit, instead of that crapy
6. Manny being Manny
Yes! He's back -- albeit in the D.R. league. But that's a good thing. I'm sure Juice is perfectly legal, even welcome there.. and as you can see. .he's still got his swing.
Seriously though, the guy is still super clutch. Didn't he homer in his first Fenway AB as well? Dude knows how to rise to the occasion.. as long as he has his juice..
7. Don't fuck with Bobby D
Once again, we're talking Deniro here, not Bobby Digital.. man I'd love to hear some tape of this conversation.
A man was admitted to a Bangkok hospital after an unlicensed olive oil injection meant to enlarge his penis caused an infection so horrible his testicles swelled to the size of the medium size fruit, the Bangkok Post reports.
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6. Manny being Manny
Yes! He's back -- albeit in the D.R. league. But that's a good thing. I'm sure Juice is perfectly legal, even welcome there.. and as you can see. .he's still got his swing.
Seriously though, the guy is still super clutch. Didn't he homer in his first Fenway AB as well? Dude knows how to rise to the occasion.. as long as he has his juice..
7. Don't fuck with Bobby D
Once again, we're talking Deniro here, not Bobby Digital.. man I'd love to hear some tape of this conversation.
8. About to get hemmed in the locker room
You thought the picture of Brady with the Goat was bad??
Robin Lopez doesn’t like Splash Mountain as much as Brook Lopez, apparently
By Dan Devine | Ball Don't Lie – 2 hours 39 minutes ago
Maximum Lopez stuff. (Photo via Grantland)9. A very special Roseanne
Nice look back at the sitcom and her books and all things Roseanne. I actually saw a few episodes a while back during the day, and forgot how good the show actually was. Great read.
10. Blame Canada
Why does Canada always get shit on? Personally, I'm a fan. They're a close ally, they speak English (cept for those filthy frenchmen wannabees in Montreal) and they grow good bud. I think it's time we stop harassing them. I'm looking at you, Mr Colbert..
11. Get Yer Tunes On
Yes, I'm now efforting taking over the air waves as well.. enjoy!
