from music critic, Chad Ochocinco
"Thoroughly enjoying Ne-Yo's new album R.E.D... Aerosmith album "Music from another Dimension" is also on point, when are they not though."
@ochocinco
Seriously, dude needs to get himself a job. Too bad he beat his wife. I will give him dap for being the only dude on twitter not tweeting about the election.
If you're interested (and I dont see how you would be) here's another take on the new aerosmith album:
"The new Aerosmith album is the band's best in years. Unfortunately that doesn’t say much avc.lu/SvImOV"
@TheAVClub
2. The Running Mates - Pt 1
Just saw some video of Romney/Ryan getting off a plane in Ohio.. Ryan was tagging along with a lost, dazed look in his eye. It reminded me of just one thing..
3. The Running Mates - Pt 2
I much prefer this guy to be a "heartbeat" away
Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase 'Banged Her' While Reading Names On Ballot
GREENVILLE, DE—Local election workers confirmed Tuesday that they overheard Vice President Joe Biden repeating the phrase “banged her” and describing salacious details of sexual encounters with various female candidates as he read through the names listed on his ballot. “Banged her, fucked her, boned the shit out of her, got a tug job from that one, went down on her,” said Biden, scanning through a list that included Jill Stein, Cheri Honkala, Karen Weldin Stewart, Cheryl Anne Valenzuela, and nine-time Delaware state Rep. Deborah D. Hudson. “She sucked me off in ’86 after a fundraiser in Wilmington. Oh, brother, Debbie Hudson had the thickest bush I’d ever seen. That thing would get so soaked when we went at it.” Poll workers also reportedly overheard the vice president loudly recalling that he had recently been in a “foursome” that included Delaware gubernatorial candidates Jack A. Markell and Jeffrey E. Cragg.
4. Fight the Power
Now this a true American! Give that woman a sticker!
5. While you're waiting
A few things to keep you busy while you're in line to vote. Wish I had thought of this one:
6. Worst Case Scenario
Be prepared if/when your candidate loses tonight with this handy list of quotes from AV club. My favorite, already posted to my fb page comes courtesy of the immortal Kurt Vonnegut:
“No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.” ―Kurt Vonnegut
That sums it up quite nicely.. though I will say Mr. Mitt Montgomery Burns came in a close second..
“This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.”
7. Worst, Worst Case Scenario
From our "it's the end of the world as we know it" correspondant..
So, your candidate just lost, now the zombie apocalypse just hit.. instead of fleeing to Woodbury... just hop in one of these...
"Sometimes,"
author William S. Burroughs once said, "paranoia is just having all the
facts." Given the facts gathered from the past few natural and man-made
disasters, it's not a surprise that many people have begun to think of
what they'd need to survive the next calamity. One California man has
taken a kitchen-sink approach and created the Survivor Truck -- a machine that could keep rolling through any given Armageddon.
4. Fight the Power
Now this a true American! Give that woman a sticker!
Galicia Malone, Chicago Woman In Labor, Votes En Route To Hospital
5. While you're waiting
A few things to keep you busy while you're in line to vote. Wish I had thought of this one:
Breathe heavily on the person in front of you and say "Fuckin' Romney, right?"
Be prepared if/when your candidate loses tonight with this handy list of quotes from AV club. My favorite, already posted to my fb page comes courtesy of the immortal Kurt Vonnegut:
“No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.” ―Kurt Vonnegut
That sums it up quite nicely.. though I will say Mr. Mitt Montgomery Burns came in a close second..
“This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.”
7. Worst, Worst Case Scenario
From our "it's the end of the world as we know it" correspondant..
So, your candidate just lost, now the zombie apocalypse just hit.. instead of fleeing to Woodbury... just hop in one of these...
The Survivor Truck, built to drive through the end of the world
By Justin Hyde | Motoramic – Mon, Nov 5, 2012 9:37 AM EST
"Sometimes,"
author William S. Burroughs once said, "paranoia is just having all the
facts." Given the facts gathered from the past few natural and man-made
disasters, it's not a surprise that many people have begun to think of
what they'd need to survive the next calamity. One California man has
taken a kitchen-sink approach and created the Survivor Truck -- a machine that could keep rolling through any given Armageddon.
Price tag runs between 100 and 600 grand.. pretty large range no? I'm guessing the jacuzzi with dvd player and stripper pole is extra?..
8. No Mas!
Had enough of the election day tweets and posts, the onion has taken the liberty of helping you block it all out.. enjoy.
9. Playing the Part
Nice slideshow of actors who have played Presidents.. who's your favorite? I love how it goes from Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln to..... Kevin Kline in Dave.. ahahaha.. he wasnt even a real fake President? Anyway, so many great ones to choose from but I think the best is pretty obvious...
10. Pole Poll
Sorry guys... Of course, this isn't talking about me... but you may need to step up your game.
Cathrine Wessel / Corbis
Poll: She’s Probably Faking It
Sick of
all the political polls? Researchers at Indiana University have released
results of a poll of a different kind, surveying 5,865 people on their
sex lives—and they found that women are most likely faking orgasms. The
grand survey of sex is intended as an update to the famous Kinsey
Report, the first such study, which, at 60 years old, may be showing its
age. Among the less surprising results is the fact that, though 85
percent of men report their female partners reaching orgasm during sex,
only 64 percent of women say the same. The study also found that women
like variety in sex, solo masturbation is popular for men of all ages
but is most popular for those between the ages of 30 and 39, and men are
more bi-curious than previously believed.
11. Speaking of Sandy Vagine
Underwear, not shirts or pants, needed on Staten Island, official pleads
Seth Wenig / AP
A
sign directs people to a polling site in a school that also serves as a
donation site for victims of Superstorm Sandy in the Midland Beach
section of Staten Island, N.Y., on Tuesday.
12. Too late to change my vote?
"While I’m here, we’re not going to change that culture," said Kevin
Garnett. "When I’m gone, that’s another story, but for right now, this
is the way we are. In the last two days, we’ve been playing with an
edge, and it’s just about consistency. ... I’ve always worried about the
consistency of this team and where we are with some of our habits. When
we stay with those consistencies, we’re hard as sh@t to beat. When we
get away from them, we’re trash. It’s as simple as that."
In practice, Garnett could be seen talking trash to a medicine ball he was throwing against a padded wall or holding a conversation with himself, pointing to his temple and smacking his head as punishment for a missed practice shot. Whatever he was doing, he did it at full speed.
In practice, Garnett could be seen talking trash to a medicine ball he was throwing against a padded wall or holding a conversation with himself, pointing to his temple and smacking his head as punishment for a missed practice shot. Whatever he was doing, he did it at full speed.
Proving my point that if KG wasnt in the NBA, he'd be sitting in some padded walls 24-7. Man, I love this guy...
13. Four more years?
of Han? Yes, please! (nerd alert!)
14. Da Beers
Best NFL headline of the season..
Though, I disagree the link on yahoo's main page..
"When Chicago Bears supporters travel to Nashville, they nearly deplete the city's supply of one thing.
Unexpected"
"Unexpected" ? Really?
"This isn't Sesame Street... They get it, bro."
16. Gear up
... for fall with the hottest new fashion trends.. courtesy of one man's acid-soaked 1960's wardrobe!
Jimi Hendrix in London.
Odile Noel†/Redferns
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/thread-count/jimi-hendrix-clothing-line-coming-to-bloomingdales-20121106#ixzz2BTngv6jZ
Think I can wear that coat to work? (I've worn that stare before....)
17. When worlds collide
And last but not least, a brief moment of zen on this crazy, crazy night... courtesy of America's Band... The Good Ole Grateful Dead
(Non-hippies take note, it's actually the night the Bangles and Nevilles came out to jam.. so it's got a little something for everyone.. just like America! Yay Freedom!)
Though her water had already broken, 21-year-old Galicia Malone voted around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday at New Life Celebration Church in south suburban Dolton, ABC Chicago reports.
According to Cook County Clerk David Orr, Malone's contractions were five minutes apart when she arrived at her polling place. Her labor reportedly began at 3 a.m.
We all know one of Romney's minions slipped her a drug outside the place to induce her into labor, but she persevered. Yes we can!