The Legend Lives On

1. The New Hottness

Snoop Lion drops his 1st video.. directed by Eli Roth strangely enough.. Will it be better than Hostel? You be the judge:

2. Halloween Recap

Because enquiring minds want to know what the celebs were wearing...

Now, this article focuses all the attention on Kim Kardashian's catwoman suit..



Now, sure "it" is impressive.. but lemme say two things. One, as an avid web news browser (and as the linked slideshow can attest)chick busted out (no pun intended) multiple costumes over the past few days. Of course, why be surprised. All she does is go to parties, and tweet out half naked pictures of herself. Which is of course a wonderful thing. But 2nd, just dropping mad loot on a costume thats essentially out of a hollywood design studio doesnt impress me. I prefer the homeade ones that have more thought. Like this one, which somehow didn't make Huff Post's lil slideshow. Shame on you HP.. shame on you!


(yes thats the rock. er DuWayne Johnson, His stock hasnt been this high in my book since he dropped his first people's elbow)

Of course, for every Rock.. there's a Chris Brown.

3. Headline (and accompanying pic of the day)

Well done Deadspin.

Do Airheads Make Better Quarterbacks?

(Of course, this begs the follow up.. QB's arent exactly known as MENSA members)

4.D'oh of the Day

You know your basketball team sucks when
A) It's in Detroit (and it's not 1989)
B) They can't even get their halftime show working properly.

Apparently, this was part of the Halloween Themed Half-Time show that got wheeled out early.. and proceeded to go off. Side note, Dog and Saw needs a fog machine. I think it will really take our jams to the next level.


5. Living the Dream

Not only does Kenny Mayne never have to deal with anchoring the disgrace that has become sportscenter anymore.   He now just flies around the world doing this insane 5-6 min segments, a "reimagining" if you will of the Wide World of Sports. This one's pretty cool.

Side note: Lovin the soundtrack. Who's got my authentic Bosnian folk music download?

6. Signs, Signs, Everywhere the Signs

OK! IT's not just me. Apparently, the internet has taken a fancy with Mayor Bloombergs sign language chick. I was watching her the other day and just laughing my ass off. Girl's got skills!

The Original Cut
The Remix
The Outcry


7. Awwww How Cute!

This baby's going to be obese!


8. Awkward moment of the day

Goes to me.. who was actually biting my nails when I saw this:

Nail-biting could soon be called a compulsive disorder

Silver lining... perhaps this is my ticket to a medicinal card.

 

 9. A Mayor Who Knows His Constituents

Well done Cory Booker

 

10. Did You Make the List?

.. because I did.. 

From our Funny Internet Lists correspondent...

50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life

Life would be SO MUCH better with these people around all the time.


Lots of great ones on here, like this guy:

13. Whoever just hit this milestone

...so you can congratulate him.


but my personal favorite.. for obvious sentimental reasons..

45. Whoever put this on the news

...so you can thank them for covering the stories that ACTUALLY matter.

And a special shout out to said correspondent who actually let me put that on the news.. or at least was too checked out to realize it was happening..

The Legend Lives On!!!