"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." -Jimi Hendrix

1. Everybody's Wishin'

.. that JH was still alive. It would make for one sick ass 70th birthday concert tonight...

And I'm not sure how they keep coming up with unreleased material.. but somehow they do... Maybe he really is still alive and recording new shit on that island where Tupac, Biggie, and Jerry live...

Side Note: We'd be remiss if we didnt also pause and wish another American Icon a happy birthday as well..

2. Hear My Latkes' A Comin'

From our Just a Little Nosh correspondent... just in time for your Hanukah Hendrix party...

3. Power of Hole

Best magazine cover ever?

4. Wait Until Tomorrow

.. Eagles fans. In the meantime, we will continue to make fun of you because unlike that recent poll. you are indeed THE WORST sports fans in the entire country.

5. Manic Depression?

Perhaps your job is making you sick... (I know that feeling)

6 Ways Your Job Is Making You Sick, And What You Can Do About It
Posted: 11/27/2012 8:39 am EST Updated: 11/27/2012 1:32 pm EST
At the height of cold and flu season, you may be wondering whether or not it's even safe to enter the office, between the sneezing woman to your right and the coughing man to your left.
And while you're right to question when it's appropriate to go to the office, there are a number of other ways that your work environment can make you sick. And if the average person really does spend 90,000 hours at work over the course of a lifetime, it's worth learning how to make that time even a bit healthier.

(Only 6?)

6. Machine Gun
... priced to move!

AKA today's least surprising headline:

Cope Reynolds, Arizona Gun Store Owner, Rails Against Obama And Sees Business Surge

Posted: 11/27/2012 2:08 pm EST

An Arizona gun store owner who posted a sign declaring supporters of President Barack Obama unwelcome in his shop has seen a surge of business -- and public response -- after his antics went viral.
Cope Reynolds, the owner of Southwest Shooting Authority in Pinetop, Ariz., told the Arizona Republic that "business is booming" following his public displays of protest. Reynolds also took out a full page ad in the White Mountain Independent which read, "If you voted for Barack Obama, your business is NOT WELCOME at Southwest Shooting Authority. You have proven you are not responsible enough to own a Firearm."

Here's the Ad in question:

anti obama gun shop

He's in the idiot business.. and business is indeed booming.

7. You Got Me Floatin'

While I applaud the effort.. I don't know how sea-worthy this thing looks..

Lu Zhenghai, Chinese Man, Builds 'Noah's Ark' In Preparation For 2012 Mayan Apocalypse (PHOTOS)

Posted: 11/27/2012 1:56 pm EST Updated: 11/27/2012 2:03 pm EST

Worried about the impending 2012 "Mayan apocalypse," a man in China has reportedly spent his life savings on the construction of his very own "Noah's Ark."
According to China News Service, Lu Zhenghai, from the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region in northwest China, has already spent about $160,000 on the boat. The vessel, designed by Lu himself, measures about 65 feet in length and will, when completed, weigh about 80 tons, the report states.

8. Foxey Ladies

How come we don't have erotic zoos here in America? Oh wait we do. They're called sororities. Zing!

Erotic Zoos Prompt Germany To Reinstate Bestiality Laws

Posted: 11/26/2012 10:25 am EST Updated: 11/26/2012 5:25 pm EST

It turns out "erotic zoos" are tough to ignore.
The Daily Telegraph reports that bestiality laws have been off the books in Germany since 1969, but Agriculture Minister Ilse Aigner has agreed to support a law that would make it illegal for people to "use (animals) for their own sexual activities or sexual acts of third parties." The proposed law would also ban the "pimping" of animals to others.

Note. If you make the slideshow at bottom of that page.. and ESPECIALLY if you're making this face... something is seriously wrong with you.

9. Voodoo Chile

You've probably seen this by now.. but clearly that kid from Two & A Half Men needs to start hanging out with Charlie Sheen more..

'Two and a Half Men' star begs viewers to stop watching his 'filth' of a show

Was "Two and a Half Men" teen star Angus T. Jones so turned off by the recent storyline that had his character Jake Harper making out with Miley Cyrus that he's now biting the hand that feeds him by trashing the series he's starred on for the last decade?

No, it goes much deeper than that. Not only has the 19-year-old called his series "filth" in a new interview, but he also begs viewers to stop watching "Two and a Half Men" and talks about how being on the show goes against his religious beliefs.

"Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing," Jones says in a video interview with Chris "The Forerunner" Hudson, who leads a Seventh day Adventist-leaning video series. "If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,' please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.' I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. Please."

You can see the actual video on that link above.. but of course the irony of all ironies is.. he's exactly right. Sure, he's crazy. And he makes 350K per episode and should just keep his mouth shut, but that is by far one of the worst shows I have ever seen. Though to be honest I've never made it through an entire segment, let alone an entire episode..

10. If 6 was 9

Or if 6 was 69...