Friday, January 10, 2014

NSFW

1. The Green House

As if his performance wasn't amazing enough..






... Snoop Dogg then posted what could be the best picture in the history of photography. As I mentioned on The Face Book... also makes for an awesome caption contest... have at it in the comments below!


B: You bring the good shit?
S: And you know this, Barry-O!



2. Old M.C. 

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder.. Alex Trebek started rapping...


 hahah.. somehow seeing the screen grab is almost funnier than hearing it..


3. The Greatest Wall

It's been a surprisingly amazing week for the Vagina. It's literally making headlines all over the place (not that there's anything wrong with that). Special thanks to our new "Wall of Labia" correspondent for finding this gem:

 
'The Great Wall Of Vagina' Is, Well, A Great Wall Of Vaginas (NSFW) 

Warning: As the title suggests, this post is full of vaginal renderings. If you do not want to see a wall of labia, do not continue reading. We repeat, do not continue reading.

UK-based sculptor Jamie McCartney has spent the better half of a decade creating hundreds of renderings of female genitalia. In a project titled "The Great Wall of Vagina," the artist demonstrates not only his ability to craft effective word play, but also his knack for capturing the physical diversity of labia in a 30-foot polyptych.
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McCartney recruited around 400 women for the series of 10 panels, casting the vulvae of women aged 18 to 76. During the five-year process, he encountered identical twins, transgender individuals, pre- and postnatal women and pre- and post-labiaplasty patients, all of whom were willing to submit their genitalia to plaster in the name of art.
"This is about grabbing the attention, using humour and spectacle, and then educating people about what normal women really look like," "The Great Wall of Vagina" site states. There McCartney makes sure to point out that the work of sculpture is not erotic art, nor is it pornography -- it's actually closer to “the Vagina Monologues of sculpture."

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No, I did not write that warning.. but damn I sure wish I did.  Also wondering.. did we really need a 76 year old to take part in the study.. and of course, this begs the question.. which one do you think is the 76 year olds? I think it's pretty obvious..

And in other Vagina news...

Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops  

(note: not Jenny McCarthy... Jennifer McCarthy)

 Jennifer McCarthy  

Santa Fe County Jail


The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was arrested Saturday after allegedly whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend.

 

And in the interest of fairness...

Here's a story about Idris Elba's Erection...

 (Wish I knew photoshop enough to make him wink)



And another one about a criminal sticking things in uncomfortable places
(what, like the back of Volkswagon?)

 

 

4. (Not So Functioning) Alcoholics


Great pair of posts by buzz feed this week.. 

The 40 Dumbest Things Drunk Men Have Ever Done

The 30 Dumbest Things Drunk Women Have Ever Done

1st: Of course, there are more dumb drunk dudes than women..

2nd: As a fun game.. guess how many of each are from Florida. (Hint: it's a lot)

 C: I love how many drunk dudes try to have sex with inanimate objects... 

4th: Wow...Michael Jackson made the list?!?



5th: And we have a winner!


+1 for Women's Lib!


5. And In Entertainment News






And last but certainly not least... Dan Harmon is back on Community.. and so is Community


6.  Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a choreographer

This is apparently a few months old, but I had never seen it.. and it is awesome.




7.  I don't see the big deal

It rained shit every day at Channel 7... heyooo!




Having A Bad Day? Well, At Least It's Not Raining Shit In Your Office


Having A Bad Day? Well, At Least It's Not Raining Shit In Your Office
Look upon the indoor poop storm of 2014, and tremble.


8. Rodman's World Tour

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I'm sure you've all seen this story by now..but worth repeating.. the Rodman All-Stars (AKA the Expendables) are in N. Korea spreading good cheer (among other things). And oh what a long strange trip it has been.

1st, Rodman went off on a CNN reporter...
Then, he did his best Marilyn Monroe impression ...
 And of course, Funny or die had to get in on the fun..


But seriously.. why all the hatred for Rodman. He's just a man of God doing God's work.. all in the name of peace. I say we cut him a break..

"I'm not a president, I'm not a politician, I'm not an ambassador," he said before arriving. "I'm just an athlete and the reason for me to go is to bring peace to the world, that's it. That's all I want, no money. I want no money, no money."

Nah. Sure he's not getting paid at all for this..



9. Best combo since PB& J

Pornhub comments & Stock photos!

Seriously.. this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

For example..



Or....



And... yup, even Obama's involved




But my absolute favorite..the comment, the pic.. it all just works so well together..




10. Flashback Friday

Few awesome clips I stumbled upon this week..

1st.. Nirvana's encore from their last performance in LA... They were the masters..

2nd: Santana Rocks.. Tanglewood?
Yup 


Also decided to finally look up the lyrics/meaning to Oye Como Va... dont know why it took me so long, because they are even more awesome than I could have imagined.

Spanish: English:
Oye como va Listen to how [it] goes
Mi ritmo "My rhythm"
Bueno pa' gozar "Good for enjoying" or "good to enjoy"
Mulata See: Mulatta[2]

Are they really saying Mulatta? It's a tito puento song, so I guess we'd have to ask him..but WTF?


And last but not least.. in honor of the ABB.... the night they threw ol Clapton down..

Happy Friday Yawl!

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