1. TGIF
Yes Ladies & Gentlemen..THIS is your new Batman.
On the plus side..it has already led to one of the greatest mashups to ever hit the internets...
2. Quote of the Week
Not ashamed to admit I peed my pants a little when I read this.
“He said Hillary had eaten more p***y than he had.”
1st off - that's a lot of p***y...
2nd -- I don't know, but even though Gennifer Flowers is out of her mind and probably just trying to drum up publicity for whatever crap she's doing now... you have to remember Bill&Hill are from a different time...
3. #FF
For those of you on the "twitter machine".. this is my new favorite feed. It's called Simpsons Quote of the Day.. and unlike so many things in this world, it delivers what it promises. Sometimes twice!
For Example:
4. Iso's of the Week
Our friends over at JamBands have put together this amazing list of youtube videos with only certain tracks isolated. For example: Just the vocals from the Beatles' Abbey Road medley.
As sick as that is.. this one is by far the most mind blowing.. especially bc it's got video to match!
Beck has released his third standalone single this
year. “Gimme” is available for purchase now via Amazon and iTunes, but
also is posted on YouTube, so give it a listen via that service first
below. Layered and complex, “Gimme” isn’t One Foot In The Grave material,
but that's more than okay. While it’s unclear whether “Gimme” will pop
up on Beck’s future LPs, the singer has been working on not one, but two new records, both of which should drop at some point in the not too distant future.
Beck also helped curate the ongoing Station To Station tour, which made recent stops at train stations in cities like Chicago and Pittsburgh. Beck will perform a custom-created piece of some sort at the tour’s stops in Barstow and Los Angeles, California Sept. 24 and 26, respectively. Beck also has upcoming dates in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Sao Paulo, and Buenos Aires.
It's "The Jetsons" come to life, Buzz Lightyear flying off the big screen into the real world.
A New Zealand company has gotten approval for manned test flights for its latest jetpack prototype, and is trying to develop a version to sell to the public .
The Martin Aircraft Co. of Christchurch said that prototype 12 of its Martin Jetpack can climb above a mile and reach speeds of 46 miles per hour.
The company expects to have its first commercial jetpack on the market next year with a price tag of about $150,000.
Here's how test pilot James Bowker describes a ride: "Mixture of scary and just awesome but when you're actually in it, it's all behind you and you just get lifted off the ground."
Need some bed linens that truly scream serenity, luxury, and receding hairlines? Look no further than one Amazon seller’s selection of eight different Nicolas Cage-themed pillowcases. There’s biker Cage, thoughtful Cage, fan art Cage, Cage over sketchy text of his own name, and, best of all, fiery Season Of The Witch Cage.
Each pillowcase is made of a pure, luxurious poly-cotton blend fit for
Superman, and fits a standard 20-inch by 30-inch pillow.
For those wavering on whether to purchase a Cagecase, check out the Amazon user reviews for some of the products. One delighted sleeper, for instance, says he’s had perfect sleep since using the case, and that “the first night [he] dreamt of stealing the Declaration of Independence then stopped rogue Marines from dropping poison gas on a sporting complex.” The very next night he, “dreamy [he] was a sorcerer, then foiled the plans of several felons aboard an aircraft.”
11. Music Video of the Week
Yes, apparently, they still make these.. and apparently.. Rick James is still alive!
12. "Prank" of the Week
For those of you on the "twitter machine".. this is my new favorite feed. It's called Simpsons Quote of the Day.. and unlike so many things in this world, it delivers what it promises. Sometimes twice!
For Example:
"Grizzly bear underwear, turtle necks I've got my share..."
4. Iso's of the Week
Our friends over at JamBands have put together this amazing list of youtube videos with only certain tracks isolated. For example: Just the vocals from the Beatles' Abbey Road medley.
As sick as that is.. this one is by far the most mind blowing.. especially bc it's got video to match!
BEAST
5. Coming Soon
And probably some other shit by some other bands.. but who cares, really..
6. Coming Now
Beck fans.. thanks to this! Heyooo!
((couldnt embed for some reason so you'll have to follow the link for the tune))
Beck just dropped a new song, "Gimme"
Beck also helped curate the ongoing Station To Station tour, which made recent stops at train stations in cities like Chicago and Pittsburgh. Beck will perform a custom-created piece of some sort at the tour’s stops in Barstow and Los Angeles, California Sept. 24 and 26, respectively. Beck also has upcoming dates in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Sao Paulo, and Buenos Aires.
7. Twerk of the Week
You just knew this was going to become a segment.. and when shit like this is out there, why wouldn't it?
Beloved Husband, Father & Twerk Enthusiast
On a related note.. here's the Miley Mash of the week.. even tho it pains me as a Pats fan.
8. RapCast
It's cool, but I have to say... also a bit of a rip off. Samuels has been doing this with Phish & Dead lyrics for a decade.
9. Where Are They Now?
Saved by the bell edition! But in a new twist, it's not actually where they are now, it's more like where they MIGHT be now, according to the mind of Zach Morris. And yes, despite that description, it's actually pretty awesome.
And while we're here.. here's 15 things you may not have known about Saved By The Bell. The most mind blowing for me:
Mario Lopez Accused Of Date Rape
In 1993 he was accused of date rape and NBC execs allegedly paid
off the woman who accused him. There has been no confirmation or
invalidation of the rumors, except that the accusation definitely
occurred.
No confirmation..but no invalidation.. so therefore, let's run with it.
10. New Products of the Week
I'm afraid I have to cheat a bit and make this one a draw.. but I mean, how can one choose between every boy's dream come true..
Jetpacks could go on sale next year for high fliers
James Bond escapes with a jetpack in the 1965 movie 'Thunderball.'
A New Zealand company has gotten approval for manned test flights for its latest jetpack prototype, and is trying to develop a version to sell to the public .
The Martin Aircraft Co. of Christchurch said that prototype 12 of its Martin Jetpack can climb above a mile and reach speeds of 46 miles per hour.
The company expects to have its first commercial jetpack on the market next year with a price tag of about $150,000.
Here's how test pilot James Bowker describes a ride: "Mixture of scary and just awesome but when you're actually in it, it's all behind you and you just get lifted off the ground."
.... And every human beings nightmare come true..
Sleep with one eye open on one of 8 different terrifying Nicolas Cage pillowcases
For those wavering on whether to purchase a Cagecase, check out the Amazon user reviews for some of the products. One delighted sleeper, for instance, says he’s had perfect sleep since using the case, and that “the first night [he] dreamt of stealing the Declaration of Independence then stopped rogue Marines from dropping poison gas on a sporting complex.” The very next night he, “dreamy [he] was a sorcerer, then foiled the plans of several felons aboard an aircraft.”
11. Music Video of the Week
Yes, apparently, they still make these.. and apparently.. Rick James is still alive!
12. "Prank" of the Week
Although, prank has a negative connotation. This is perhaps the greatest gift a group of men could give to another.
13. Justifiable Homicide of the Week
A Woman Stabbed Her Roommate Because He Wouldn’t Stop Listening To The Eagles
A 54-year-old woman has been charged with domestic violence after stabbing her roommate who wouldn’t turn off the Eagles’ music.
A South Carolina woman stabbed her roommate Monday night after he wouldn’t stop listening to the Eagles.
Vernett
Bader, 54, was charged with domestic violence of a “high and aggravated
nature,” and her 64-year-old roommate was found with stab wounds to his
arm, hand, and elbow. The Associated Press reports:
The report says Bader grew angry as the roommate was listening to the Eagles and watching television with his brother. Police say she got a knife from a kitchen drawer and, when the men wrestled it away, went back and got another.This isn’t the first time somebody’s music preferences have caused trouble: In April, a woman was arrested for choking her boyfriend because he wouldn’t stop singing Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop.”
She must be an acolyte of The Dude.
14. Innovator of the Week
And sadly, like most geniuses who are ahead of their time, it looks like he will be gone too soon..
Man orders every sandwich on McDonald's menu to create $140 ‘McEverything’
FoxNews.com
Every man dreams of one day achieving something great.
For Nick Chipman of Milwaukee, Wisc., he wanted achieve not just one great thing, but everything -- the McEverything.
On Monday, Chipman rolled up to the McDonald’s branch located on 66th and North Avenue in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, 30 minutes before the end of breakfast service to be sure the kitchen was fully stocked, and literally ordered every sandwich on the menu.
The grand total for his epic order of 43 sandwiches came to $143 – and with that hefty price tag came the completion of a dream.
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And yes, these are the only types of stories I would ever read on FauxNews.. And this is one of the many many many reasons why.
15. Full Show Friday
In honor of the Becked one's return to releasing new music.. here's a look at some of his old shit.
Have a great weekend, and sleep tight y'all!
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