1. And that's why he's head of the NRA
NRA's answer to Newtown is an armed guard in every school; meanwhile, gunman kills 3 in Pennsylvania
- Last Updated: 3:52 PM, December 21, 2012
- Posted: 11:55 AM, December 21, 2012
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A demonstrator from CodePink holds up a banner as National Rifle
Association Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre delivers remarks
during a news conference at the Willard Hotel today.
I can see J-dogg running around Newton schools with a gat already... just call him Billy the Yid.
2. Lists of the Day
The 25 Funniest AutoCorrects Of 2012
These never get old..
Ladies, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Some deep penis cures everything!
Sports Quotes of the Year
Tough for me to choose my personal favorite, but here's a couple great ones:
“Manny just asked if I was the video coordinator. … Our relationship can only go up from here.”
– A’s pitcher Brett Anderson, on Manny Ramirez
"I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always
dreamed about doing a movie. Someone said, 'Hey, here's $7 million, come
in and do this genie movie.' What am I going to say, no?"
– Former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal
“I dropped down on the floor and started doing pushups.”
– Ed Hochuli, on hearing the lockout of NFL officials had ended
“hey bro we both live in vegas .lets dance”
– Former baseball star Jose Canseco, tweeting to former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson
And as an added bonus... they listed a bunch of notable canseco tweets.. dude is a disaster. good to know some things never change..
THE BEST OF JOSE
1. "Yes time travel is possible. Will explain later."
2. "al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u"
3. "Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say"
4. "hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years."
5. "I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers"
6. "Kenny powers was created because of me"
7. "Step into my mind for one night c if u can survive the nightmares"
8. "Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster"
9. "Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean"
10. "that honey boo boo show is disgusting. are you kidding me america."
SOURCE: favstar.fm
speaking of which...
15 Best Peter Gammons Tweets of the year
poor Gammons...clearly hasn't mastered that whole technology thing yet.. maybe his kids can show him how to lock his phone..
attention last minute shoppers: (we are here to help after all)
Best Cheap Toys of the Year
Just what kids need....
FLARP! In case the term “flarp” isn’t evocative enough, the front of the package of this three-pack of “stink bags” works overtime to telegraph what’s inside: “Stinky!” “Yuck!” “P-Yew!” And so on. The back of the package, however, devotes most of its space to the myriad warnings involved in deploying these stink bombs. We thought about setting one off in the name of good journalism, but after reading all of the cautions—choose a safe location, move several yards away after activating, product may stain clothing, walls, or floors, and so on—we got tired and decided to forget the whole thing. Who knew flarping was so complicated?
Best film scenes of the year
Apparently, I need to see "Bernie" Looks awesome.
3. A Very Special Xmas Special
Don't know where Buzzfeed found this, but it is the best thing I have seen a while. As if Arnold isn't creepy enough.. he brought IRON MIKE along?!?!??! Is that who he was referring to when he said the "devil" used to come to his xmas parties as a kid? Just priceless stuff.. and how about Devito? Hahahaha Oh man. Gotta love the 80's.
4. Trailers of the Day
It's a three-way tie between this new Gatsby trailer ..
This shockingly-could-be-awesome Michael Bay /Marky Mark movie.. bc it doenst look like all of the other Michael Bay crap
And this new Rogen/Franco endeavor..
Though perhaps this one is the best after all...
5. Uganda Be Kidding Me
Looks like a bit of reprieve... but the fact that this was even on the table is quite stunning...
Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” Bill Back in Limbo
The members of Uganda’s parliament are on vacation now, and won’t be coming back to work until February. It might not be much, given the threat hanging over them, but during those two months, L.G.B.T. Ugandans can rest a little easier. As I write in my story in this week’s issue, from the moment last month when Rebecca Kadaga, the speaker of parliament, announced that she would pass the proposed Anti-Homosexuality Bill, which would imprison gays (and originally suggested the death penalty for certain homosexual behavior), as a “Christmas gift” to Ugandans, activists have been coördinating a global effort to kill the bill, and those whose sexuality would be criminalized have been watching their government closely, as the bill seemed to be the closest it has come to passage since it was first introduced, in 2009. But lawmakers left for vacation on Friday without holding a vote on it, so now the notorious “Kill the Gays” bill is back in limbo, along with the lives of those in Uganda’s L.G.B.T. community.
Although, I guess anything that the people from this video do should not be surprising..
Full disclosure: I was just waiting for an excuse to get this into TDS.. and finally, it's happened! Woot!
Of course, there is at least one person who's fully onboard...
6. Quentin Unchained
Nice Q&A with the Maestro.. cant wait to see this movie..
QT&A: Quentin Tarantino on Django Unchained: 'I Cut Their Heads Off. They Grew Another Head, But They Were a Little Traumatized'
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7. Who's on First 2K?
Well done, Fallon...
Of course, this is still my favorite homage:
8. End of the World Supercut
In your face Mayans!
9. The Legend Returns!
And if you can guess the legend we are talking about.. you earn a gold star
10. Douche of the Day
Nah man, don't worry. I didnt want to go to sleep tonight.. just keep those lights goin.
11. Yay Science!
For proving what every logical person already knew..
(Though, that picture sure does make me thirsty...)
12. The Full Frank
Full show friday takes us inside the wonderfully bizarre mind... of FZ...
Consider it my Christmas Gift to all of you! I will be off until next Wed... so you're on you're own till then! Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a Frank Night.
Full Show Friday: Frank Zappa – Stockholm 1973
Since today marks what would’ve been Frank Zappa’s 72nd birthday, we’re devoting this week’s Full Show Friday column to the legendary composer/performer. Just like Dead fans and Phish fans, Zappaphiles love to argue about which year of FZ’s career was the best. For my money, it’s 1973.
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