Debate of the day... Is it better to be remembered for a great NFL career... or for being kind to African American midgets... ? I say the latter. Well done sir. (Also gotta give him props for this classic turn)
2. Promotional video of the day
And a surefire way to attract new listeners... I mean, if you don't know what this guy is all about.. aren't you now compelled to learn more? (Although, this pic probably sums it up the best)
3. Oh, bird
The most compelling storyline of the election... just got even more so
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/big-bird-gay-partnership-mitt-romney-remark_n_1955263.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008#s889112
Big Bird Revealed To Be Product Of Longtime Gay Partnership In Wake Of Romney Remark
Posted: 10/10/2012 2:24 pm EDT
You mean these guys are gay? Naaaaaaahh
4. Arts & Crafts & Such
For all you parents out there... there's a new easy, fun activity for your kids to work on this weekend. Just in time for Halloween too! Trick or Treat bitches!
'Easy to make and use': Tunisian magazine teaches children how to build a Molotov cocktail
A how-to guide on putting together a Molotov cocktail is not something you would expect a children’s magazine to feature, but that is exactly what recently ran in "Qawz Quzah," a popular Tunisian magazine whose name means "rainbow" in Arabic and is aimed at children aged five to 15.
5. Smells like history in the making
Concert debut of Smells Like Teen Spirit anyone? (And no, I don't mean the phish cover. See: 11/2/98)
http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddentrack/watch-nirvana-debut-smells-like-teen-spirit/
Yeah, thought so.
6. Big Dope
Fascinating details on what they're calling Lance Armstrong's sophisticated doping program. What a douche. Did he really think none of this would ever come out? Or is it indeed a massive conspiracy against the guy with one ball. You be the judge:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/11/sports/cycling/agency-details-doping-case-against-lance-armstrong.html?hp&_r=0
The agency said that witnesses’ testimony was so damning that it did not need any corroborating evidence to make its case, though its report included financial payments, e-mail messages, laboratory results and scientific data that the agency said proved Armstrong cheated by using banned performance-enhancing drugs and blood transfusions.
Oh, is that all?!?!?
7. Lohan: Misunderstood child of the year
Poor Lohan. When will she get the credit she deserves for all the good she does in this world...
Cops called after Lindsay, Dina get into huge 'drug-fueled' brawl at LI home: report
Lindsay Lohan called out her mom, as drugged up dead beat. The troubled “Mean Girls” star got into a huge fight with her hard-partying mother Dina Lohan, outside the mom’s Long Island home this...http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lindsay_dina_lohan_in_huge_fight_QJoW3MSpeWeNjKdoLhGBgM
“I asked her to give it back and she’s like 'You’re sick, you don’t give me anything, you don’t do anything for child support.'“
Michael was stunned to hear about Lindsay’s $40,000 handout.
“You do everything, you do everything for everyone,” Michael said. “You gave mom $40,000?”
8. Walken Boo Boo
Just when you thought Honey Boo Boo's meteoric rise to fame couldn't get any more entertaining.... THIS HAPPENED
(although the best part of the video could be colin farrel.. looks like he wants to murder somebody during that.. maybe he's just jealous he didnt get to play the part of Ms. Boo)
And in other Walken news...
9. D'oh of the day
Real 'hotline': Florida governor gives out sex number instead of one for meningitis
Florida Gov. Rick Scott mistakenly sent Floridians seeking information on a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak to a sex hot line.Scott was at a Florida Cabinet meeting on Tuesday when he publicly announced a toll-free hotline's 866 number, but mixed up the numbers, according to WUSF News.
After WUSF News, a public radio station in Tampa, posted the number online a reader notified the news station that the number was directing callers to a very different service.
“Hello boys, thank you for calling me on my anniversary," a woman's voice says in a recording.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/10/14342773-real-hotline-florida-governor-gives-out-sex-number-instead-of-one-for-meningitis?lite
Although, the woman at the other end of that line probably has some sort of fungus goin on, so she may be able to help people out anyway... ZING!
10. Douche of the day
If Obama is re-elected, you'll be fired, CEO tells workers
David Siegel, the owner of Westgate Resorts, sent a surprising email to his employees Monday.
It said that if President Barack Obama wins re-election and raises Siegel's taxes, he will have to lay off workers and downsize his company — or even shut it down.
http://bottomline.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/10/14342737-if-obama-is-re-elected-youll-be-fired-ceo-tells-workers?lite
If Romney wins.. you can keep your jobs... you just have to move to China.
11. Must-see TV
I know VP debates aren't all that exciting.. but I mean...
Biden expected to play 'hardball' in debate
The vice president had to avoid looking like a bully to Sarah Palin four years ago.
Paul Ryan's expectations
12. Punk'd
Here's the set up:
In college we developed a master prank call idea. Here are the steps: 1) Call Dominos Pizza in city A.
2) Place a long, complex order and tell the attendant that the order is for your brother and that you are gonna put him on the phone and to read the order back so brother can "make sure you got the order right"
3) Instead of "getting the brother on the phone", switch to line 2 and call a Dominos in city B.
4) Tell dominos B that you are going to put your sister on the line to make an order.
5) Merge the lines (Dominos A will order from Dominos B), hit mute, and enjoy the ride.
Here's the audio:
http://deadspin.com/5950316/this-might-be-the-worlds-most-ingenious-prank-phone-call
And for good measure, a stroll down prank memory lane...
13. The dramatic conclusion
AV Club's top 10 films of the 90's...
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-50-best-films-of-the-90s-3-of-3,86467/
Can't really argue with 1&2... but let's just say.... their stock is falling rapidly in my mind with some of the other selections in the top 10...
They do get props for this tho:
4. Dazed And Confused (1993)
Clearly the only screen shot that would do for this movie...
-Z
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