From our, "We Can Make It Twerk" correspondent.. this is by far the most insane "blooper" I have ever seen.. so bad, I wondered if it was staged..until she caught on fire. Hahahaha.. Let this be a warning to you ladies!
The epic twerking fail that must be seen to be believed
Her attempts to join in with the ‘twerking’ craze – made famous by Miley Cyrus at the MTV VMAs last month – go somewhat awry after she’s interrupted, although not in quite the way you’d expect.
After showing off a few fairly standard moves for the camera, she positions herself for the pièce de résistance - the ‘upside down twerk’.
It turns out that doing this against a door is not a good idea....
2. Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo (pumps fist)
Guess who's back.. back again... it's the original master of the Dog Pound. If you haven't heard, the man, the myth, the legend, Arsenio Hall is returning to the airwaves. I think it's because Eddie Murphy finally has enough pull again to get him a job. Regardless.. he's celebrating with an epic media blitz that brought him to.. where else? the GGN.. Awww g'yeah
While we are here.. this lil gem was unearthed earlier this week by our "Woo-Tang" Correspondant.. Seriously though, if this is the last thing that ever happened on your TV show, I think it best to stay retired.. because I don't see how you can top it by interviewing the Kardashians.
3. Cccchhhhhow Jew Doin'?
In honor of fashion week, I'm taking the opportunity to highlight an up and coming model who, to me, deserves some recognition. I mean, we are talking a real Chhhottie here..
Meet Yoel Weisshaus, the Hasidic Face of American Apparel
The spandex-loving fashion store has a brand new star. Nina Strochlic talks to the model with Hasidic curls from one of American Apparel’s latest fashion shoots.
Scroll past images of showering models in mesh bodysuits and bare-faced girls in just-long-enough hoodies on American Apparel’s Tumblr,
and you’ll find a surprising sight: a playful model sporting—along with
classic menswear—perfectly curled earlocks, a chest-length beard, and a
large, round fur cap. In one, he’s playfully sprawled on what appears
to be a white-sheeted mattress, one hand under his cheek, the other on
his hip. Sassy. If American Apparel is notorious for its
hipster-next-door models, Yiddish-speaking Yoel Weisshaus is simply representing your quintessential Hasid next door.
Weisshaus
is amused by the fascination that’s sprung up since his modeling debut.
The photos of him were published on Saturday, but fittingly, began
gaining traction online Wednesday, the eve of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish
New Year.
But wait! There's more!
Move over Kate Upton!
4. And in other Jews...
Here's 11 celebrities you didnt know were Jewish. Somewhere, Adam Sandler is breaking out a pad and pen.
5. Doin' The Butt
So good to have football back.. first and foremost, bc it's almost time to shit all over the Jets again. In the meantime, ESPN took the time to break down the science of the infamous "butt fumble." And it's every bit as awesome as it sounds..
Sport Science: Butt Fumble
(warning:NSFJ-E-T-SFANS)
6. There Goes Johnny?
Reports are swirling that the man, the myth, the ultimate legend, Jack Nicholson is hanging it up.. for reals this time. If it is true, than it is a sad day for hollywood. I've always said if I could get a drink with one star, it would be him. Just imagine the insane stories he has. Anyway, the retrospectives are already poppin up..
Rollingstone posted an old feature
Including nuggets like this:
"My reaction to 9/11 was 'This is just a catastrophe, so I'm just going to do comedy for a while,' "Jack says, sallying forth through a plume of cigarette smoke. "I'd done three in a row [About Schmidt, Anger Management and Something's Gotta Give] and thought, 'Jeez, I really would like to play a bad guy.' And the guy I play here, he's bad. Nothing is sacred, not the church, not children, nothing. I knew Leo from a while back and, in fact, he's the one who brought me in. Matt I knew too. I have very good feelings about both of them. At first I tiptoed in, but Marty was very inspiring in terms of how free he was with me. I thought it'd be more frightening if my character had a sexual component, but all we put in the notes was 'Costello has wild sex.' So I called Marty up and said, 'Look, I just thought of what would be an interesting scene of Costello having wild sex.' And in this scene with two girls, one of the girls is wearing a strap-on, and he just hurls this handful of cocaine and says, 'Don't move until you're numb.'And then later on, in a porno theater, as a sick joke, the guy turns to Matt Damon's character with that same strap-on dildo sticking out of his pants. This was my idea and improvisational, and Marty went for it. But that's what these parts are for me: spicing the movie."
Arsenio's studio is about 50 feet from where we do the KTLA Morning News.. on our lot. I've seen him bumming around.. and spending an unusually long time in our restroom...
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