Freaky Friday the 13th

1. Where Are They Now?

Bullies edition!



2. TWIBBC



This week in Breaking Bad Coverage...

If BB was on ABC... (it would suck)

Before Cranston Was A Star... (he had hemorrhoids)

Fallon Breaks Bad (and that ain't good)

The Best Yelp Review Of All Time


35 pictures that will change the way you think about BB

for example..

Hank reading a bedtime story to a stuffed animal:

3. Twerking Her Chain

If you haven't seen the new Miley Cyrus video.... don't worry, neither have I. But I have seen this one, I am sure is 1,000 times better.

Even Homer is getting in on the action...




Is "A Hard Place" actually a Whore House? You be the judge


4. Pats/Jets Recap

All you need to know is.. the one TD for the Pats came from a guy affectionately being known today as Aaron Dropson.

Also, Brady is taking a lot of heat for being a little pissed on the field.. and showing it.  (at least he didnt have his wife do it this time)

But, the Pats are now 2-0 (with 2 division wins) and on their way to yet another AFC East crown. And they will only get better as these Rookies shake off the jitters (hopefully) and Gronk gets healthy (hopefully) and Danny "Ouch" Amendola gets healthy (hopefully) and Stevan Ridley learns to hold
onto the ball (Hopefully) . 

And oh yeah, the Jets and their fans.. still suck.

 But I DO have to give the Bills fans some credit where credit is due:

5. Goodbye My Baby

In case you missed it, a Frog of all things was the internet celebrity of the week.

Crazy Picture Captures Frog Being Blasted Into Sky By NASA Rocket

This amazing image—captured by NASA cameras during a launch last week and flagged by Universe Today—has not been altered in any way, and it is my new favorite thing. Just look at how high that goddamn frog is!

It's easy to assume that Rocket Frog died a painful and fiery death shortly after this moment was captured, but maybe he didn't. Maybe Rocket Frog never returned to the ground at all. Maybe he just kept rising and rising, soaring into the heavens that we've only ever seen in our dreams. Maybe he's rising still.

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Well -- the fate of said frog is unknown, but we do know that Deadspin's readers are pretty good with photoshop. 

Some highlights.....

The Gorby Frog:

 

The Draper Frog:

The Orr Frog:

The Leo's Love Frog:

There hasn't been this much fuss over a frog since...

6 . Caption Contest Wins

The only thing better than a good turn of photoshop..

Captions go on photos like white on rice (28 Photos)

 






Let's play our own fun caption game shall we? Enter your selection in the comments below, and I will pick a winner.. and give it to you as a prize.


The photo:

The backstory.. for those interested...

Blobfish declared world's ugliest animal

CNN) -- With the grandiloquence befitting such an occasion, Simon Watt, the British biologist, television personality and "president for life" of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society, made the long-anticipated announcement Thursday night.

"The votes have been counted and verified," said Watt. "The mascot for the Ugly Animal Preservation Society is ... the blobfish!" 

Watt presented a certificate authenticating the choice of blobfish as the organization's mascot to Paul Foot, the UK comedian who had championed the gelatinous fish as the society's new mascot.

According to the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), blobfish "look like a big, blobby tadpole, just a mass of pale, jelly-like flesh with puffy, loose skin, a big nose and beady, staring eyes."

They're not very big either, growing only to about 12 inches in length.

NOAA says nobody has ever seen them eat, but the British Science Association says they feast on crabs and lobsters.

7. New Product of the Week

And by a landslide..

There Is Peyton Manning Weed

Let's just go ahead and start calling them the Denver Potbros. You make one little plant legal in a state and everyone goes off the rails.

Now we've got Peyton Manning weed which, in addition to the anti-anxiety benefits, I'm assuming makes it impossible to walk around without hitting your enormous head on the floor when you're not loudly audibling out of a pair of socks. 

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"Uplifting, Happy, and Euphoric" ?? wouldnt that better describe Wes Welker as he watched the Pats game last night? But seriously, I wonder if you smoke it, do you get The Manning Face when you start to come down? 

Also, isn't time someone made a Sammy Sosa strand? You know, for people who cannot go out during the day and spend their nights drinking blood?

LOOK: The increasingly vampiric Sammy Sosa

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

September 10, 2013 8:47 pm ET 

 

When last we laid eyes upon retired slugger Sammy Sosa, he was in the process of being through with Pinterest before you knew what to do with Pinterest.
Now, though, it seems the physical transformations merely hinted at in previous images have taken full bloom. Courtesy of Yahoo!'s Jeff Passan comes this picture, which is worth far in excess of a thousand words ...



8. Trivia Question of the Week

Who would win in a fight? Superman or Muhammed Ali?

Here's your answer.



9. And In Development News

Here's a show I might have to watch.

Here's some troubling news about a movie I would definitely want to see

The worst kept secret/but best idea for a spinoff ever


10. Parenting Tips

Julius is still young, but I'm taking lots of mental notes for when he gets older. Not sure I will need to go to these great lengths, but it's good to know there are Dads like this out there who really care about their kids, even at their own expense..

The Story Behind The Dad Who Wore Super Short Jean Cutoffs To Shame His Teenage Daughter

Scott Mackintosh wanted to prove a point to his teenage daughter that maybe super-short shorts weren’t exactly appropriate for family night.

A few weeks ago, this image of Scott Mackintosh out on the town in short shorts went viral.

11. Did You Know?

Why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky? Neither did I.. UNTIL NOW!




12. TGIF


And the GIF of the week goes to another moment in great parenting history..



 The crib rocker 3000.

Uhm. Where does one find one of these?



13. Full Show Friday

Because nothing is scarier than Ozzy.. especially these days.

Phun Phact: The soundcheck at Coventry was on a Friday the 13th... that explains so much... (However.. so was Murat '93... that also explains so much.)