The Most Diabolical Haters Of All Time

1. Balls Deep

From our Nadal's Balls (not to be confused with Nadel's Balls) Correspondant...

The good news for Nadal -- he won another championship... The bad news... it looks like he is going to be an awful father.

 Rafael Nadal of Spain celebrates after winning the men's final match against Novak Djokovic of Serbia at the U.S. Open in New York Sept. 9, 2013. Credit: Fang Zhe Xinhua News Agency/Newsco


I just hope at his next tournament he walks out to this..

 

2. PPT

A very important message from Snoop Lion on this Puff Puff Tuesday...

Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg

#puffpuffpasstuesdays who wit me ?? pic.twitter.com/l0PGAppfeh

3.  Mysteries Solved

We now know the real deal behind two of our mysteries from last week..

1st -- the Truth about that Twerkin Girl On Fire.. courtesy of Jimmey Kimmel.

2nd -- the Truth about Eddie Murphy's return to music.. from the man himself.  
No, apparently, it's not a joke!

"I didn't want to leave it at 'Party All the Time'," Eddie Murphy says of his return to music.. whaaaaaaa?!?!?

 It feels like a pretty legitimate song to me. If people refuse to recognize that... Yeah, you're just hating.  Just be hating. [Laughs]

How did Snoop Lion get involved?Well, I loved Snoop from ever since and when he turned into Snoop Lion, I was checking to see how he was coming. I tracked that song around the same time I started hearing about him doing Snoop Lion. And I was like "Yo, if he's Snoop Lion now, he can jump on this track, because I wanted to have a rapper on it." It was perfect. He's Snoop Lion, I got this reggae track. It was like just meant to be. 

I assume he got you pretty high?Nah. The room was already buzzing when Snoop got there. We did two tracks together. We did that song. We did actually a song that's like just a new . . . the new weed anthem. A track called "Mellow Miss Mary."

Of course they did... 

4. Speaking Of Haters

I hate to admit it..but they make some very compelling arguments here... 

30 Reasons You Should Drink The Tom Brady Haterade

Seriously, there’s plenty to go around.

1. These ads for Stetson cologne.

2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets.

3. Just look at him dance!

Seriously though.. this one put it over the top... just so terrible.. but wait, it gets worse..

19. Because he once went to Kevin Federline’s listening party.

Whyyyy, Tom!?!? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

5. What the Franco

The Franco media blitz continues.. though nothing will beat his comedy central roast... I did find one quote very interesting..

James Franco on His Necrophilia Flick ‘Child of God,’ His Roast, Gay Rumors, and More

by Marlow Stern Sep 9, 2013 4:45 AM EDT

James Franco’s latest directorial effort is ‘Child of God,’ a film adapted from a novel by Cormac McCarthy about a necrophiliac killer on the loose in a Southern town. He sat down with Marlow Stern to discuss the strange film, his Comedy Central roast, and why people think he’s gay.

"I don’t even care if people think I’m gay, so it was like, ‘Awesome!’ I mean, I wish I was … I wish I was gay."

 No..that's not a quote from the Roast.. its from his interview. Of course, he was probably (ok definitely) really high when he said, so take it for what it's worth.


6. Breaking News

Poor old guy, Im not sure if he was expecting to be on TV ... ever.. but hey, at least he got through it... 


"This is gonna be the death of me, this live shot."

And how bout that banner on the screen.. Nailed it!


7. When Eminem Met Musburger
 

I would pay large amounts of money to know what was going on in Brent Musburger's head during this interview...

I personally think it was just a publicity stunt.. but is it more effective or less effective than this new video... you be the judge.

8. Happy Anniversary

To John Lennon (RIP)... 32 years ago this week, he released "Imagine" .. and wouldn't you know it, Rolling Stone panned the album!

"Imagine," for instance, is simply the consolidation of primal awareness into a world movement. It asks that we imagine a world without religions or nations, and that such a world would mean brotherhood and peace. The singing is methodical but not really skilled, the melody undistinguished, except for the bridge, which sounds nice to me.

Well, at least he liked the bridge..


9. Cover of the Day

Bluegrass.. does.. Metallica..


10. Old School Tune of the Day

You may know it as the sample used in the Beastie's classic, "Shadrach".. but did you know.. it's a Sly & the Family Stone tune? And did you know.. it's called "Loose Booty." I could take that to mean two different things.. but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he wasn't talking about IBS.


11.iCrocs?

Well done, Buzz Feed.

The iPhone 5C is one of two new iPhones Apple announced Tuesday. It will cost $99 for 16GB, $199 for 32GB, and kind of looks like Crocs.

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So does that mean no one will remember it exists two years from now?


12. Hankerin'

We don't know that next Sunday holds for him.. but either way this season has been a great one for Dean Norris. Nice interview on the Grantland Channel here.. dont worry, no spoilers.. unless you haven't seen this past Sunday's episode yet... in which case stop what you are doing, leave work sick, and get on it!

And, ICYMI... He's also singlehandedly making Under the Dome watchable. Could be one of my favorite actors all of a sudden.. who woulda thought way back when...

Lethal Weapon 2 Tim Ca

13. Only In New York

You don't need to do drugs to get high on Shabbos.. just go to temple!

Drug dealers text customers: ‘We’re closed for Shabbat’

By Daniel Prendergast

September 10, 2013 | 3:21pm

These dealers answer to a “higher” authority.
An observant bunch of Brooklyn drug slingers announced to their clientele through mass texts they would be working shortened hours — in honor of Shabbat, according to a criminal complaint.
The group of five men were slapped with with a slew of drug and conspiracy charges after after investigators found that the men had been texting customers with detailed instructions about how to pick up their supplies of cocaine, heroin and oxycodone — and even warned against showing up after sundown on a Friday or before sundown on Saturday.



14. Leslie Nielsen.. A Gif Story

As with most great things on the internets.. not exactly sure why someone compiled this, but I'm sure glad they did, and a little upset it wasn't compiled sooner..

The 24 Best Leslie Nielsen GIFs on the Internet

By GifGuide

Shirley, everyone loves Leslie Nielsen by now. 

So many good ones..but I'll just leave you with this...

I think it's time to dust off ye ole Naked Gun DVD... been too long..