Here's your first look at Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb And Dumber To

Not sure what I'm more excited about.. Jim Carrey's return to comedy, or the return of Jeff Daniels Mop.

2. Urgent & Horrifying News Story of the Week

Thanks Faux News.. you know how to really bring us news we can use ..

3. Interview of the Week

Perhaps the interview of the year.. as finally someone gives that punk Justin Bieber what he deserves..

4. Flashback of the Week

Flashback of the week goes to everyone's favorite nostalgia act... the original commercial for Phish's "Billy Breathes" album.. it's just as weird as it needs to be for an album with that cover.

They just don't make commercials like this any more. And thats probably a good thing. It is, however, too bad they don't make commercials like this one anymore.

5. Sports Name of the Week

May I introduce to you.. Peyton Manning's QB coach in Denver... yup. Sounds about right.

6. Accessory of the Week

I think I know what someone's getting for Christmas! Get ready, LD!

When Side Eye Is Not Enough

Those earrings always get her out of jury duty.

7. Yankees Shit Storm of the Week

Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen... You know you done fucked up when you can't even get a Bobblehead Night right. Especially when it's in honor of one of the greatest player to ever wear one of your shitty, pin striped uniforms.

Mariano Rivera Bobblehead Night Is A Fiasco [Updates]

It is Mariano Rivera bobblehead giveaway night, and the Yankees do not have any Mariano Rivera bobbleheads to give away.

On one of the most anticipated promotions of the year, the Yankees have apparently not received their shipment of bobbleheads. There was confusion outside the stadium earlier this evening, as the team initially planned to keep the gates closed until the bobbleheads were on site, but as game time inches closer the Yankees have decided instead to distribute vouchers t0 the first 18,000 fans through the doors.

((Follow link above for the tweets as they happened.. they are quite priceless))

8. Commercial of the Week

I'm sure planters was thinking it was time to update their ad campaign, you know, towards someone under 90.. but I think this is a lil over the top.

9. Space Pic of the Week

Not sure J-dog realized he had his own Nebula... but... lo and behold:

The greatest Nebula picture you may ever see.. shaped like a dog http://huff.to/18oFews

10. Biatch of the Week

I think the headline sums it up perfectly..

There's A Special Place In Hell For This Lady

11. Douche of the Week

Your tax dollars hard at work...

Of course, the best part is.. he missed the entire point. Of a children's book. Yup. Ladies and gentlemen.. welcome to America!

Cruz critics call 'Green Eggs' reading rotten

By Kasie Hunt and Carrie Dann , NBC News

Sen. Ted Cruz does not like Obamacare, he does not like it anywhere – but would the senator mind it, if only he could try it?

Texas Senator Ted Cruz reads two bedtime stories to his daughters at home and likens Obamacare to "Green Eggs and Ham."

That's what some Democrats are wondering after Cruz chose to read Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham" to his two young daughters from the Senate floor around their 8 p.m. bedtime on Tuesday, near the beginning of an all-night speech denouncing the president's health care law.
The story, after all, is a parable about how a stubborn, Grinch-like character insists that he hates green eggs and ham – until he is finally convinced to try them.