1. The Lead
2. And in other "news"
Best Resignation Ever (Worst Anchor Recovery Ever)
Best Promo Ever (why didn't I think of this)
3. #FF
The Cobain family, early 90s pic.twitter.com/hvjMY2Mwrf
This could serve as this week's Caption Contest... my contribution:
"TELL ME WHEN SHE'S GONE!"
However! I kinda like this one better for a caption contest...
"Et Tu, Holder?"
4. Even More Quite Bootylicious
5. Where Are They Now?
Ouch, Jessica Rabbit.. I ain't playin paddy cake with that!
6. Headline of the Week
The only thing better than the headline, and story in general, is the guy's picture...
At least he died doing what he loved.
A marathon masturbator in China died after he donated his seed to a sperm bank four times in just 10 days.
Zheng Gang was found slumped over and unconscious in a private booth at the Wuhan University facility in Hubei Province after staff noticed he hadn’t come out in two hours, The Daily Mail reports.
When the medics broke down the door, they discovered the 23-year-old lying on the floor and immediately tried to resuscitate him. Doctors ultimately pronounced him dead of a heart attack.
Gang’s family took the sperm bank to court because his relatives felt the clinic was responsible for his 2012 death, according to the Daily Mail.
They demanded to be paid $648,545 in compensation and claimed that the clinic had forced him to sign up.
They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious.
But a court has now ruled that his demise was entirely his fault because he was capable of making his own decisions — including going on a masturbatory frenzy.
Gang started studying to become a doctor at Wuhan in 2010. He joined the sperm bank program a year later and was known to be a regular advocate for the facility – sometimes even encouraging others to make their own donations.
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The Runner Up:
7. Just in time for Halloween
If we didn't just vote on our group costume for Vegas, I'd be lobbying hard for this one.. pun intended.
Ma che divisa xe questa ? E un poco de rispetto par le donne no ? @Col_Coldeportes @BiciGoga @colombiacycling
8. Photoshop Fun of the Week
Sneak Peak:
9. Video Editing Fun of the Week
Steven Soderbergh just did some crazy shit with Raiders of the Lost Ark. I haven't watched it yet.. but I hear it is amazing.
10. I'll Have What She's Having
From our oooooh-dong correspondent..
Restaurant owner admits serving opium-laced noodles to hook customers
(FOX News) - A Chinese restaurant owner has been arrested after
allegedly lacing dishes with opium in an effort to keep customers coming
back, BBC News reported.
The owner of the Yan'an noodle shop,
known only as Zhang, admitted he bought 4.4 pounds of poppy buds in
August. The buds contain the opium poppy seeds, from which the addictive
narcotic opium is made.
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Why do I always find out about these places after it's too late...?
11. Interview of the Week
12. Survival Story
Allow me to introduce to you.. the self-proclaimed.. Cardboard All-Star of New York City.
13. FSF(s)
Ok, it's not a Full Show..but it's still 5 hours and 45 minutes of the most epic concert of all time. Yes.. there was even more Phish played that day/night/wee hours/morning in Big Cypress... and all we can do is wait for the rest of the pro shot vid to surface...
And for the non-phishies...
Who are we kidding.. all 3 of those are for the same crowd..
Happy Friday Yawl,
Z
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