Finally, Paula Deen's evil, master plan has presented itself
Look at her. We those wee beedy eyes. Always planning. Always plotting.
2. Photobomb of the Week
Pat Riley is not impressed (Nor should he be. Go Spurs!)
3. Let This Be A Lesson To You
If you're going to drive around with 500$ worth of sex toys in your car.. make sure you keep it locked, Honey.
Chelsey Coutts Has $500 Worth Of Sex Toys Stolen From Car Trunk
Even worse than losing the stolen items was having to tell investigators about the collection, which she said included "lots of toys, blow-up items, all kinds of goodies."
"It was horrible. (The officer) kind of started laughing, but he felt bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail, and it was just horrible," Coutts told KPTV-TV. "I've been storing it in my trunk because I have two little ones and didn't want them to see all the dirty things in there."Well, at least she was trying to protect her little ones.
4. And Let This Be A Lesson To YOU
No.. sometimes a Banana isnt just a Banana. Sometimes it's a huge dildo
Adorable old toy-gun collector doesn't recognize a dildo
One of these things is not like the other.
Hendrik Ball collects and sells unusual toys, and he'll often review them on his YouTube channel. The latest episode featured four different novelty toy guns made in the U.S. and Japan during the 1980s.
The first gun, the only American-made model, is from Vic's Novelties.
Ball says it's a rubber handgun with a separate battery compartment, but
once he turns it on, it's apparent that it's not actually a toy you'd
knowingly allow children to play with.
It's a dildo....After one viewer pointed out the obvious in the comments section, Hendrik said he purchased the gun from a "regular toy company back in the 1980s," adding that "sometimes a banana is just a banana."
5. One Lucky Fan
RiRi treats male fan to lap dance during gig
- Last Updated: 10:50 AM, June 7, 2013
- Posted: 10:28 AM, June 7, 2013
The raunchy pop superstar pushed her chosen plaything to the stage before leaping on top of him at a recent concert.
She then straddled the guy – plucked from the front of the audience – and writhed up and down his midriff.
Not content with leaving it there, Rihanna grabbed his hand, pushed it against her chest and ran it down her body.
I've been waiting 20 years for this to happen to me at a phish show... maybe this summer!
6. PSA of the Week
Perhaps.. of all time...
How to Talk to Your Child About Masturbation
Via Copyranter,
here is a 1970s PSA about what to say when you walk in on your mute,
feather-haired tween, "Ricky," masturbating. I don't recommend watching
it. [Buzzfeed]
Don't worry. It's not creepy at all...........
7. Deadspin roundup
This is what happens when girls try to play catch
This is what happens when you roll balls at a baseball game.
This is what happens when a fight breaks out at an amputee soccer match. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
This is what happens when you let creepy old men talk on live TV
8. Parents Say the Darndest Things
Nice job by this comedian.. even better job by some of these dads.
Comedian Gets Kids to Play Evil 'STD Prank' on Their Parents
Comedy Central's Canadian import Nathan Fielder has has this Twitter thing down pat.
For the past month or so he has been using his official Twitter account almost exclusively to engineer incredibly insidious pranks for kids to play on their parents.
9. Where Are They Now?
The Wire Edition!
Manny Being Manny Edition!
Steve Siegal Edition!
Someone, please, tell me where I can find a McDonald's before I break someone's kneecap.
10. Price Is Wrong Bitch
Worker's Comp Scam Collapses After Claimant Goes On The Price Is Right
A
North Carolina postal carrier who claimed she was unable to lift mail
trays as a result of a 2004 on-the-job injury pleaded guilty to worker's
comp fraud after Federal investigator proved she was lying. Exhibit A: Her 2009 appearance on The Price is Right.
The indictment against Cathy Wrench Cashwell of Fayetteville, filed last September, alleges that during her Price Is Right appearance, she spun the "Big Wheel" not once, but twice.
Cashwell raised both her arms above her head, grasped the heavy wheel,
and spun it with force, the indictment says, demonstrating to the
investigators that she lied in her 2011 worker's comp paperwork about
being unable to "stand, sit, kneel, squat, climb, bend, reach or grasp."
But did she win.... A NEW CAR! We'll never know..We have however located an exclusive audio recording of the verdict being read.
11. Love Is In The Air
The jokes actually on the news station because this guy new exactly what he was doing. At least the statue don't talk back...
Amorous moose attempts to mate with bronze statue
Astonishing pictures show an enamored male trying to get intimate with a backyard sculpture in Grand Lake, Colo.
By Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Just my type: A curious young moose bull appears to have fallen for a statue installed in a yard in Grand Lake, Colo.
This guy did not
17. Oh, Billy
This is why he's still the best..
18. Auto-Tune This Please
That is all
19. He is the Danger.. Again
Great job, internet!
20. Nice Day For A Red Wedding
Lots of reaction online this week to another epic episode of GOT.. here's a sampling. My two cents: Loved it. Obviously. Quite frankly, given the pre-show hype, I thought it was going to be a lot worse. I can think of many characters I would rather keep around.. of course, I'm sure they wont be around much longer anyway, given how that crazy old bat operates.. But still made for some awesome TV. Dont know how they top it this weekend for the finale, and I'm guessing they probably won't, but this entire season has just been the bomb. Far and away the best show on TV right now. I do hold out hope that Breaking Bad will reclaim the title as it goes out with a bang this summer...
'Game of Thrones' author laughs at fan reactions to RedWedding
Why Game Of Thrones’ Red Wedding packs such an emotional impact
25 Steps To Get Over Your Intense "Game Of Thrones" Depression
(This is my favorite)
21. Full Show Friday
Frank Zappa edition!
Full Show Friday: Frank Zappa – Paris 1980
There aren’t too many pro-shot Frank Zappa concerts in circulation, and we’ve already shared a few of ‘em for previous Full Show Friday columns, but we’ve got another one up our proverbial sleeves. On June 11, 1980 Zappa and his “Rockin’ Teenage Combo” visited Palais des Sports in Paris, France. The show was broadcast on French TV later that year and rebroadcast in 2007.
The band for this show featured Zappa along with guitarists Ike Willis and Ray White, keyboardist Tommy Mars, bassist Arthur Barrow and David Logeman – one of the smallest bands in Frank’s history. Played just a year after the release of Joe’s Garage, the evening’s setlist only included a handful of tracks from the Rock Opera including the title track, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? and Keep It Greasey. The 26-song performance is delightfully guitar-heavy and contains a number of impressive solos. An interesting moment occurs in the middle of Pound For A Brown, when Frank advises the crowd the band is going to perform something for a mystery guest. Turns out that guest was Pierre Boulez, one of the most distinguished composers and conductors in the world.
Enough of the small talk, check out over two wonderful hours of FZ in action:
((follow link above for video.. have a great weekend y'awl.)
Enough of the small talk, check out over two wonderful hours of FZ in action:
((follow link above for video.. have a great weekend y'awl.)
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