1. Where's Don Draper When You Need Him?
I always love these slideshows.. and this one is no exception.
My personal favorites?
The real reason he's smiling... she's givin him a lil somethin extra under the counter
Words to live by
2. Hittin Em When They're Down
But in J-Stew's defense... they're making it so damn easy...
CNN's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week was great news for Jon Stewart.
The Daily Show host bookended the last seven days
with two segments recapping just how miserable things have gotten at the 24-hour news network.
This is what has been happening on cable news for the past few hours: After insisting that they had
On last night's show, Stewart did acknowledge that CNN's coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing had improved since its
now-infamous fuck-up, noting that the network's subsequently extra-slow reporting is "a much more responsible way of broadcasting than your usual say it first and have Anderson Cooper correct it later."
((follow link above for the video for all you non-daily show watchers.. it really is just too easy.))
3. The Most Epic Dick Joke Of All Time
This crude image was snapped by the Curiosity Rover on Mars.
NASA space geeks have been caught with their pants down after a lewd image appeared on the surface of MARS.
The rude drawing has emerged in a series of images taken by one of its Rover machines.
The
$2.5 billion Curiosity rover robot probe landed on Mars in August last
year and is meant to be used to examine the red planet's surface in
search of life.
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Could be the best 2.5 Billion the gov't has ever spent
4. And In Snoop News
This is what happens when you invite Snoop over for a live interview..
And this is what happens when you bad mouth Snoop in the press.. you bring the "dogg" back out.. So much for the calmer, gentler, Rastafarier Snoop..
'You wasn't the s**t in the Wailers,' he says of Bob Marley's bandmate
Some highlights:
Would it be meaningful for you to have a conversation directly with him?
I
mean, it would be meaningful for him to talk to me. He's the one
supposedly putting out the negative energy. I coulda said, "Fuck that
n***a. Bitch-ass n***a." I'm still a gangsta – don't get it fucked up.
I'm growing to a man, so as a man, do I wanna revert back to my old ways
and fuck this n***a up, or move forward, shine with the light? It's
nothing. I've been hit before.
So he wanted more money to be on the album than you were willing to pay?
The
reason for him not being on the album is I started hearing negative
energy and rather than have him be a part of it, I kept him in the movie
to show his positivity against his negativity. Here this comes out of
left field to make me go back, be the old ignorant-ass n***a...
It's like, people take my kindness for weakness. In the Nineties, he
could have never tried that because I'd have slapped the dog shit out of
his old ass. How dare you? After all I've done for you? How dare you?
You wasn't the shit in the Wailers. You was just one of them:
Bob, Peter Tosh,
then
you. They dead mean more than you do alive. You get the energy? When it
should have been, 'Hey, this brother is putting me back in the light; I
could possibly get on the road with him, be on his album, eat again.
Let me get in line. This is Snoop Dogg; he's already a star.' It should
have been, play along with me as opposed to stick me up. I'm gonna give
you what you worth, but you not gonna stick me up.
5. Into The Great Wide Open
Never thought I'd be saying this about the Iditarod.. but wow.
Great read from Grantland:
6. Rock On
And this is why he's America's Badass.. and you're not.. This.. and the steroids.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson (Twitter)Despite being sidelined by surgery,
Dwayne Johnson is still one tough guy.
7. And Then There's Douche
There's awesome slideshows.. and then there's this.. words don't do it justice.
Here's a sneak peak:
8. And Speaking of Douches
We need to make this happen just for unintentional comedy's sake...
Posted by Emily Wright
April 24, 2013 02:06 PM
It could be time for Marky Mark to "bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme" once again.
Boston hunk Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg told a TMZ reporter that he
would consider reuniting the Funky Bunch to raise money for Boston after
the Marathon bombings. The rapper-turned-"Pain & Gain" actor
chatted quickly with media as he left T.C. Williams High School in
Alexandria, Va. this morning.
"Mark, would you ever do a once in a lifetime concert for the victims of Boston?" the camera man asked him.
"Absolutely," Wahlberg replied.
The reporter then put his foot in his mouth by messing up the rest of the group's name (oops).
"As Marky Mark and the Fun Bunch?"
"Funky Bunch, but close," Wahlberg answered. "Why not?"
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Marky Mark on the things you have to do to make people happy...
9. WAIT! CNN HAS REDEEMED THEMSELVES!
10. I Will Strike Down Upon Thee With Great Vengeance and Fuuuuuurrrious Anger!
From our "Soomary" like sword correspondent...
Kent Hendrix shows off his 29-inch Samurai sword.
Wouldn't you?
11. Parents Just Don't Understand
Dont' know why kids would do this, but glad they did.. because the results are hilarious..
Comedian Nathan Fielder came up with a
wonderful idea yesterday.
He instructed his Twitter followers to text "got 2 grams for $20" to
their parents, immediately follow up with "Sorry ignore that txt. Not
for you," and then tweet a screenshot of the ensuing conversation. The
results were, as you might imagine, hilarious.
12. Clash of the Titans
Now this is something I never thought I'd type..
here's a link to the guys from The Dead covering The Clash... nice
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