Thursday, July 24, 2014

Movin' Right Along

1. #FF

Well Played

@played_well
Some of the best well played things in life.


Because don't you want to get random tweets like this? I mean.. this is why God invented Twitter. 




  • Yes it's a Walken freezer, well played.


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    I want one.




    2. TGIF

    Don't ask me why, or how I found this... just sit back and bask in it.





    3. FSF

    I recently took another spin down a YouTube black hole and found my way to what could be the greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. It's the video channel for the old Wolfgang's Vault App.. now simply and affectionately known as Music Vault. It's a great place to spend a few hours, days, weeks, whatever. So many hot ones to choose from and I'm sure many more will follow on FSF's to come.. But in honor of the upcoming major motion picture of "Get On Up" (which looks.... and sounds... awesome by the way!) Let's begin with the Godfather himself, shall we?



    If I'm doing this right, and I like to think that I am, the link above will take you to the 1st track in the playlist of the full show.. AKA the "Robot Intro". (Yes, shit's about to get weird).




    4. Also Cumming Soon

    50 Shades of Giggity (I have to admit, I've never read the book, nor had any desire to. But this trailer has me.......... intrigued? #Giggity)


    And no trailers.. but some nice updates for Community and Hannibal fans courtesy of Comic Con.  (Not sure if I've said this before, and probably have, but if you aren't watching Hannibal. You should be). 




    5. Headlines of the Week

    Because sometimes.. the Headline is all you need to read.


    -Alabama Man Sues Hospital For Mistakenly Amputating His Penis
    Buzzfeed had the best headline.. but Inquisitor had the best use of a stock photo.



    Yes, that's a real headline.. and this is a real  picture. I can't decide which one is better.

    Oberon "Otter" Zell-Ravenheart, founder of the Grey School of Wizardry. Photo by Nemea Arborvitae, courtesy of Zell-Ravenheart





    -Snoop Dogg Claims He Smoked Weed In The White House 
    I don't know why, but I believe him yo.

    -McDonald's, KFC Apologize for Selling Expired Garbage Meat

    I don't understand why they'd have to apologize.

    Again, gotta love the use of the stock photo. Well played, Boston Globe.



    6. Where Are They Now?


    We already caught up with Winnie "Giggity" Cooper last week.. but haven't you been wondering what ever happened to Danny Pintauro from Who's the Boss?


    Yup. Still a douche. In fact, it's scary how many of them still look like douches.. Especially this guy.





    7. Update of the Week
    History was made this week, and I like to think it's due in no small part to the efforts of the TDS team here last week. 


    8. Poor Bastard of the Week
    But I mean, just to play devils' advocate here, aren't all Zoo animals depressed? I mean, Zoos are pretty fucking depressing places. What makes this guy so special? 


    As if Arturo’s loveless life couldn’t get any more sad, Argentina is now refusing to let the bear spend his remaining days in a plush wildlife refuge in Canada.



    A severely depressed polar bear in Argentina seems destined to stay that way after Argentinian authorities rejected the global petition to relocate him to a better environment in Canada. Addressed to Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, it had received well over 619,000 signatures. Following the news, celebrities and public figures took to Twitter on Wednesday to offer their support for what some have dubbed the “world’s saddest animal.”
    Concern for the 28-year-old bear began over a year ago when zoo-goers began recognizing signs of severe depression and stress in the animal—the country’s last remaining captive polar bear. Pictures and videos of the animal show him swaying nervously, crying in pain, and lying flat on the concrete. 


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    Oh yes, they certainly do. And I know it makes me a horrible person, but I find them hilarious.


    Good for you Newt! 


    9. Highlight of the Week

    Don't worry non-sports fans... it's not really a sports highlight.. even though it happened on the diamond.



    10. Mashup of the Week

    I hear this guy's gonna be in Vegas for Halloween. Can't wait to rage with him.




    Seriously, this dude has moves.

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