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1. When You Care Enough...

I am definitely printing these out and handing them around the office.. I suggest y'all do the same:

For the sports fans:
Patriots Valentines

 

Michael Jordan Valentines! 

For the Politicos...

Valentine's Day Cards from Political Figures Throughout U.S. History   

For the Movie Buff...

And for the Nerds...

2. Gift of the Week

Move over Folger's.. there's a new "best part of waking up"...

Wake-Up Vibe, The Alarm Clock Vibrator, Promises Morning Orgasms (VIDEO)

I know what you're thinking.. and yes, the video is as awesome as you would hope.. and NO, sadly.. it might not be worth the money...

 

There's even a review from an unhappy customer.
"Wakey Wakey? Barely," posts a user named Lucky. "If you're looking for a vibrator alarm clock... okay, you've got one. But, the vibrations are weak and buzzy for a stand alone vibrator -- and even as an alarm clock, this could fail to do the trick."
Looks like the Wake-Up Vibe might be getting the wrong kind of buzz.

And while we're here.. why not print this handy lil cheat sheet out so we can all share the same vocabulary

3. GIF of the Week

4. And In Other Olympics News

*The Olympic Village is turning into a real Hotel California/Channel 7 situation.. (You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave) 

*Johnny Weir is putting on a fashion clinic

 

 *Curling may not really be a "sport" ..but that doesn't mean idiots can't get hurt doing it

 *Lester Holt has been hanging around with Matt Lauer and Bob Costas for Too Long

*And yes, there's definitely something in the water...

You know what they say...

*Mo Sochi, Mo Problems

5. And This Week's Caption Contest...

Let's go from left to right, shall we?

1-Can you get with that?

2-Oh boy! Yes!

3-Those dudes are cool

4-I can't believe my mom made me do this

6. And Proving Love Is Blind..

or more to the point, just all around batshit crazy..

7. Things I Love

This quote from Sacha Baron Cohen...

“Any studio that puts out a movie where Leonardo DiCaprio  snorts cocaine from a hooker’s anus is a place I’m happy to call home.”

People who are worse at parenting than me (apparently, the list is longer than I thought!)

like this guy:

When Affleck & Damon rip on each other

This Amazing Story 

Art

8. Long Read of the Week

Career Arc: Paul Verhoeven

9. Valentine's Day Love Songs..

..for stoners.

Here's what I came up with.. add yours in the comments below.

"All You Need Is Nug"

"Good Nuggin'"

"Nug is in the Air"

10. Full Show Friday

Warning: This video could make you bug out.. of course, I mean that in a very good way.. 

Primus & The Chocolate Factory

And just in case you needed further proof that Les Claypool is the shit..

Les Claypool on his hatred for "Wanted Dead or Alive"

In HateSong, we ask our favorite musicians, writers, comedians, actors, and so forth to expound on the one song they hate most in the world.

My favorite quote:

LC: Bon Jovi was actually a big influence on Primus back in the day. Basically, the influence was that we wanted to make music that was the polar opposite of Bon Jovi.

Happy Valentine's Day Everybody!