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Friday, February 28, 2014

Just a Friend, some haters, an akward twitter feed... and somethin' for the Ladies

1. Cover of the Week

Just when you though "Just a Friend" couldn't get any weirder.. along comes Mr. David Byrne..




The backstory of how this came to be is pretty interesting too.. as Byrne points out, bc the Biz lifted almost all of the music for that tune, he probably made next to nothing on it.. even though it's one of the most popular "rap" songs of all time.



2. Quote of the Week


Hey yawl! Guess who's back!


Paula Deen: I’m like ‘that black football player who came out’


Paula Deen: I’m like ‘that black football player who came out’ Deen previously appeared on NBC News' "Today" show where she dissolved into tears, admitting that she used a racial slur in the past. 



Okay, I know what you're thinking.. that tiny sliver of a quote was probably taken out of context... let's see the FULL Text..


“It’s amazing that some people are given passes and some are crucified,” she said.
“I feel like ‘embattled’ and ‘disgraced’ will always follow my name,” she said. “It’s like that black football player who recently came out. He said ‘I just want to be known as a football player. I don’t want to be known as a gay football player.’”
“I know exactly what he’s saying,” she added.


So, not only did she compare herself to a homosexual minority, she kinda also compared herself to Jesus, right? Allow me to speak for all Jews when I say, don't compare yourself to one of us.


3.Sign of the Week / Tweet of the Week

From our "Swingers" correspondant...

(And no, this is not outside of Paula Deen's house...)


Jon Favreau ‏@jonfavs
How does no one understand that this was the plan all along? pic.twitter.com/p7X5LUMyQH

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4. Not Tweet of the Week

Everything coming from this "comedian's" feed..

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin is live-tweeting her father's death

Posted by Doug Saffir  February 27, 2014 10:30 AM

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
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Surrounding our Dad with love and sarcasm


OH SHIT! That is hilarious!



5. Pic of the Week

I'm sure this was just an accident.. no really..

Benjamin Netanyahu gives Angela Merkel accidental ‘Hitler’-style moustache

Photo showing Israeli politician Benjamin Netanyahu pointing and casting a shadow goes viral; Jerusalem Post newspaper responds to sensation caused by candid snapshot

The Jerusalem Post will not be publishing a photo of German Chancellor Angela Merkel with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, taken Feb. 25, 2014, that "shows Merkel in an embarrassing light," according to managing editor David Brinn.
YOAV LEMMER / AFP/GETTY IMAGES



6. Swim with the Cactus

Mike Gordon Talks New Solo Album and Being 'Deeply In Love' With Phish
Mike Gordon

Big week for old friend Mike Gordon, with his new solo album "Overstep" coming out. And he was in full celebratory mode..

1st sitting in for a birdsong with Bob Weir's ratdog 

Then jamming at Newbury Comics in Boston

And he also did plenty of talking about the album..going "track by track" with Relix here.. and then shooting the shit with Billboard here...  

Favorite quote:
Steve Lillywhite, who did a lot of Phish albums, said "Mike, I'm going to leave you with advice. You don't know how good your voice can be, you don't know how bad your voice can be. Just write songs that are good for your voice."

So that's who we have to blame for "Snow"



7. And in other Gordon News

Ok, phish haters, you can resume reading.. and since you probably are the type of people who like nascar (because my world is black and white) this one's for you.



8. And For the Ladies

 I know sometimes this space can get "sports heavy" and not to generalize too much, but sure, sometimes the women don't care for all that sports talk.. well, here's some headlines I found just for you..


-How To Be A Good Woman, According To Wall Street Journal Op-Eds

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My personal favorite...

Accept that men have an innate "masculine drive for conquest." They might "conquer" you, but it's only natural.



-The 'C-Spot' May Be The Key To Women's Orgasm Troubles, Says Study

The clitoris is a woman's most sensitive body zone. And as it turns out, its size matters — a new study has found that in women who have orgasm problems, the clitoris is smaller, and located farther from the vagina.
Researchers used magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to scan the pelvic area of 30 women who were on average 32 years old. Ten of these women had reported rarely or never achieving orgasms despite trying. The rest of the participants reported normal orgasmic experience during sex.
Comparing the two groups of women, the researchers found that the direct distance between the clitoris and the vagina (as measured by a line running straight through the body) was 5 to 6 millimeters longer on average in the group of women with orgasm problems. These women also had a smaller clitoris on average. [Awkward Anatomy: 10 Odd Facts About the Female Body]


How does one get a job as a "researcher" exactly.. no seriously.. all I have to say about this is..






And last but not least...

These Divorce Cakes Are Nothing Short Of Batsh*t Crazy (PHOTOS)

Although that could be for men or women..as you will see if you follow the link..it's mostly for women.. for example..

 

 

9. TGIF(s)

Finally.. the gif slide-show you've been waiting for..

36 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Lesbian Sexual Experience

I know.. what on earth could this consist of.. oh, I dunno..stuff like this..

36 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Lesbian Sexual Experience

 

Strange, my 1st lesbian experience was nothing like that...

 

10. Full Show Friday

Never seen this before.. but it looks pretty nasty.. let's discover it together! Yay!

 ((Follow link for vids..))

Full Show Friday | Pro-Shot Neil Young & The MGs Set

Let's hop in the JamBase time machine and set the dials for 2002 to view a stirring performance by Neil Young with Poncho and The MGs. Ol' Neil was headlining the Rock am Ring Festival in Nürburgring, Germany with a band that mixed Crazy Horse guitarist Frank "Poncho" Sampedro with Booker T. and The MGs and his whole set was broadcast on famed German live music show Rockpalast. 

The legendary rocker was in fine form on this night as he mixed his greatest songs such as "The Loner," "Cinnamon Girl," "Cortez The Killer" and "Down By The River" with what was then more recent material such as "Sleeps With Angels" and "Let's Roll." The quality of the footage is stunning, but you'll stay for the performance.

 

11. The Gift of Beard

As someone who's been sporting a beard since high school, I have to just sit and laugh when I see shit like this. As always, I was way ahead of the trend.. 

 

Hipster wannabes get facial hair transplants

By Natalie O'Neill
February 25, 2014 | 1:16pm
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Hipster wannabes get facial hair transplants
Photo: Shutterstock

 

 It’s shear madness! Brooklyn’s hipster beard craze has grown so popular that men in New York are rushing to doctors for “facial hair transplants” — surgery that helps make beards look thicker and less patchy, sources said.

Stubble-challenged guys are forking over up to $8,500 for the beard-boosting procedure, which has spiked in popularity in recent months, plastic surgeons told The Post.
“Brooklyn is probably the nucleus of the trend, it’s the hipster ‘look’ guys want. If you have a spotty beard, and you let it grow out, it looks sloppy, ” said Dr. Jeffrey Epstein, a Midtown-based plastic surgeon.
“[Clients] want full beards because it’s a masculine look. Beards are an important male identifier,” he added.

Stubble-challenged...ahahah sissies!

 



12. Quick Sports Hits

The only recap you really need to see from this year's olympics..

Awkward MLB photos (epic!)

Even more awkward... the Uehara beer ads!

 

Koji-chiwa Bitches!

 

13. Do.. Re... E-Gone!

And last but not least.. special shout out to Harold Ramis.. who wrote about half of my dialogue. Literally.
Lots of great tributes out there this week.. here's a few.. but first and foremost.. check out this amazing oral history of Ghostbusters.. fascinating read.. 1st off, did you know the original plan was Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, and John Belushi? But then Belushi died and they regrouped? Also sad to say, they appear to still be moving forward with Ghostbusters 3, even though Ramis has passed.. if you were afraid it was going to be lame before.. this does nothing to squash those fears..

1st, a full-lenth style obit, looking back at his career.. pretty impressive.

Then, a nice read from Grantland on the art of the "straight man".. (no, not that kind)
And apparently, Ramis was as cool a guy in person as he appeared in his films
And Even President Obama got in on the action..

“Michelle and I were saddened to hear of the passing of Harold Ramis, one of America’s greatest satirists, and like so many other comedic geniuses, a proud product of Chicago’s Second City. When we watched his movies—from Animal House and Caddyshack to Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day—we didn’t just laugh until it hurt. We questioned authority. We identified with the outsider. We rooted for the underdog. And through it all, we never lost our faith in happy endings. Our thoughts and prayers are with Harold’s wife, Erica, his children and grandchildren, and all those who loved him, who quote his work with abandon, and who hope that he received total consciousness.”

So he has that going for him.. which is nice.








































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