1. AHS PSA
Let me just take a moment to say that if you aren't watching American Horror Story.....
.... you are seriously missing out. Last season was amazing, but this season has taken the crazy to a whole other level. And of course, the cast is just unreal. Just when you think Angela Basset chicken strutting around a hair salon is the best shit ever.. you cut to Kathy Bates [[SPOILER DELETED]] in a box. And yet, somehow, with all these amazing actresses.. it's Frances Conroy who's been this year's MVP. Her delivery on some of the most bat-shit insane dialogue is just mind blowing..and oh yeah, she jams out on the Theremin. A must, must, MUST see..
And for those of you who DO watch the show.. have you come across these weekly recaps yet? If not.. you are missing out on the game within the game..
Also.. for those of you watching.. could you be the next supreme?
2. GG
It was almost a week ago now..but lemme take a moment to direct your post golden globe coverage this way..
Of course, who won is only part of the story.. the more interesting thing to me.. is who was instagramming with who...
And oh yeah..did you know?
Thanks, E!
3. Rocky Mountain Hi Hi
If you havent noticed yet, CNN has officially become the official news network of potheads. Everyday they have a different story on "the pot" which of course, has been picking up even more since Colorado made it like, totally legal. Anyway, it all crescendoed this week on AC 360.. I dont know whats more amazing. The look on the 72 year old's face when she picks up "The Dube Tube".. or the wry smile on the reporters face.. when she realizes AC just totally outed her stoned ass.
4. Interviews of the Week
5. PSA#2
From our Highly Functioning Alcoholic Correspondant.. Who's down to grab a pint and solve some of the world's problems?
Socialising in pubs ‘boosts mens’ mental health’
The study revealed that men drinking with friends in the
pub reported positive effects on their mental well being, allowing them
to open up and talk about their emotions – traditionally a masculine
taboo in Scotland.
Sharing a round of drinks also helped them
look out for each other and lift their spirits, according to research in
the West of Scotland.
In a related story... sitting at home and drinking a bottle of wine to the dome had the same effect on women..
6. The Exception That Proves The Rule?
What Scotland has proven.. South Dakota shall unprove
Bullets And Beer Saloon, Combination Bar And Shooting Range, To Open In Deadwood, SD
Newser.com
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Posted: 01/14/2014 4:52 pm EST | Updated: 01/14/2014 4:52 pm EST
Take a saloon and combine it with a shooting range ... what
could possibly go wrong? Deadwood, South Dakota, will soon find out.
The City Commission looks poised to allow a local businessman to open
an indoor shooting range with a saloon inside -- the
appropriately-named Bullets and Beer Saloon.
And may I just take this moment to acknowledge Huffington Post for covering news you can use. I mean, it's not an overexaggeration to say that sometimes half of our content comes from them, hard hitting stories like this one.. or this one.. and in fact, I dare say The Daily Saw might not be here today if not for their special brand of journalism. And did you know that they're actually based in the UK? Who says Americans don't care about international news!
7. Yes.. we're going to a private party
Bad Grandpa.. move over!
Great Great Grandma Celebrates Turning 100 By Hiring a Stripper
Doris Deahardie just turned 100, but that doesn't mean she's done living it up. In fact, to celebrate her centennial, the great great grandma did something new: She hired a stripper to give her a lap dance.
Doris, of Saundby, England, ordered the stripogram herself and even put in a special request for a "full monty."
"I told the lad he might have to be careful with her because of her age," recalled Doris's daughter-in-law Sharon, "but then she told me she wanted the whole lot!"
Doris came fully prepared with her own bottle of baby oil and even a can of whipped cream which she had the stripper lick off her face.
"She's in great health for her age," said her son, Barry. Which is a good thing, because Doris plans on being around for many strippers to come.
GET IT GIRL!
8. PSA #3
Not that I needed any more proof..but in case you do.. BEARD UP, GENTS!
9. Nerd Alert
Sure they may know the Atomic weight of Cobalt..but when it comes to sports... ehhh not so bright..
