1. Boston Swoon
Friday, May 31, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
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1. Rocky Mountain High
Just a nice window into the Stoner's Dream that is Colorado right now. I also saw this amazing story on a guy who runs a delivery service out there, but they havent posted it on their website yet. Out of control.
Q: You're growing these 12 marijuana plants right here in your 1-bedroom apartment, in Denver?
A: Yes, sir...
Q: So, is it comforting to wake up every morning in your bed, looking at your Marijuana plants? (editor's note: dumbest question OF ALL TIME)
A: Awesome. We go to bed together. We wake up together.
2. Before They Were Stars
James Lipton edition!
(I mean, given that facial hair, this isn't all that surprising)
3. Where Are They Now?
Silver Spoons edition!
I'd like to see a mashup reunion show of fresh prince and silver spoons.. it's the 6 degrees of Carlton theory.. anything with him will be good.
4. Fan(atic) of the Day
I can think of someone who may make a similar offer if a certain band played a certain song about a fat, sweaty, bulldog.. Samuels.. I'm looking in your direction.
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band are currently in the middle of a European Tour that brought them to AWD Arena in Hannover, Germany last night for The Boss’s first-ever show in that city. As he’s done at most shows this tour, Springsteen entered the crowd to collect song requests written on signs held by fans. Thanks to the signs, The Boss and his longtime band have been busting out deep cut originals and covers at an impressive rate on The Wrecking Ball Tour.
At yesterday’s show, Bruce came back to the stage with a sign containing quite an unusual request/offer. Springsteen showed off a sign that said, “I’d give my right testicle to hear Drift Away.” Springsteen responded that he would play the Dobie Gray cover as long as he didn’t have to see the man’s left OR right testicle. He then warned that the band had only played the song a few times (four performances in total since 1984), and didn’t really know Drift Away but that he did want the man to go home with both testicles, so he’d give it a shot.
((Follow link above for video))
Cars, a furnished home in Allentown, Pa, ski and beach vacations as well as a four-year, all-expenses-paid maternity leave. These were among the bennies of turning $300 tricks in limousine back seats and fancy Manhattan hotel room for Vincent George, Jr. and Sr. — so swears Danielle Geissler, 31.
"He made sure I was safe," Geissler said of her pimp, George Jr., who she called her sweetheart, her employer, her "daddy," and the doting father of her eight-year-old daughter.
"We all took care of each other," Geissler enthused, sitting on the witness stand in a cleavage-hiding beige linen pants suit.
"Meaning me and his other girlfriends," she explained, describing Jr.'s Allentown-based stable of several blondes, who she said also called each other "wife-in-laws" and "bitches."
but wait.. there's more!
"We had our ups and downs, but for the most part I loved him," she told assistant district attorney John Temple, head of the Manhattan DA's sex trafficking unit, which is continuing to call Geissler and the alleged rings' four other sex workers "victims. "
"Please describe one of those 'downs,'" Temple asked.
"Um, me wanting something and not getting my way — like, um, d---," Geissler shared. "Sex."
Let that be a life lesson for you all... don't ever come between a ho and her d---
9. Interview(s) of the Day
Tough to really choose.. because there's just so much delicious insanity going on in this interview with Will & Jaden Smith...
But then.. anytime Nick Offerman is interviewed.. it's like reading the holy scriptures of manhood... for example ...
BUT -- there is ONE thing better than a Nick Offerman interview.. and that's a dual interview with Offerman and his wife, Megan Mullaly.. if any hollywood couple in the history of hollywood has a chance to make it.. it's definitely them. Need proof?
Hi, guys. We recently did a thing about the history of your relationship. So I wanted to talk to you about your most memorable dates.
Nick Offerman: Okay.
Megan Mullally: We've had a lot. Well, definitely first we need to decide if we’re going to answer these seriously or not. In case we are, we had a good one at the Hollywood Bowl.
Offerman: Anal.
Mullally: Where we performed anal sex in the stands.
Offerman: We were invited onstage where we performed anal sex to the "1812 Overture." You can only imagine.
Mullally: With a fireworks display.
Offerman: Traditionally they use cannons —
Mullally: They used Nick as the cannon for this one.
Offerman: Sort of an explosion in the Hollywood Hills that evening.
Mullally: [Laughs]
Offerman: We were celebrating our nation’s independence.
God bless America.
10.Commercials of the Day
Yes... there are still commercials running on TV (or so I've been told) .. of course, I never see them anywhere but on the internets.. so I can't be sure. Either way.. whoever the ad wizards are behind these gems.. they deserve a mad men style shot of "vitamins"..
Don't be a dish head
But Do.. Ship your pants.
And while we're here.. who would want to Ship your pants when you can...
11. Investigative Reporter of the Day
This guy wouldnt know a good story if it walked up behind him and... oh wait..
12. Creepy Shit of the Day
Finally someone took two of the things on this planet I could care less about..(taxidermy, and cats) and combined them.. thus making something somewhat interesting.. Special thanks to our Mile High Club correspondant...(think about it)
13. And now for some music
If I were to tell you that I found...
A Young Led Zeppelin playing on TV in 1969
Trey jamming with Del McCoury
An unreleased version of Psycho Killer with a kick-ass Cello track (yes, I just wrote the words "kick-ass Cello" deal with it.)
A Free EP from David Byrne and St Vincent!
An awesome cover of a tune that I forgot was actually not awful (trying hard NOT to admit any sort of affection for Hall & Oats.. you decide if I was succesfful)
-Z
Just a nice window into the Stoner's Dream that is Colorado right now. I also saw this amazing story on a guy who runs a delivery service out there, but they havent posted it on their website yet. Out of control.
Colorado pot gets homemaking boom
CNN Newsroom|Added on May 7, 2013While stores are unable to sell marijuana, legal homemade pot is booming in Colorado. Jim Spellman meets one such grower.Q: You're growing these 12 marijuana plants right here in your 1-bedroom apartment, in Denver?
A: Yes, sir...
Q: So, is it comforting to wake up every morning in your bed, looking at your Marijuana plants? (editor's note: dumbest question OF ALL TIME)
A: Awesome. We go to bed together. We wake up together.
2. Before They Were Stars
James Lipton edition!
(I mean, given that facial hair, this isn't all that surprising)
3. Where Are They Now?
Silver Spoons edition!
I'd like to see a mashup reunion show of fresh prince and silver spoons.. it's the 6 degrees of Carlton theory.. anything with him will be good.
4. Fan(atic) of the Day
I can think of someone who may make a similar offer if a certain band played a certain song about a fat, sweaty, bulldog.. Samuels.. I'm looking in your direction.
Fan Offers Testicle To Bruce Springsteen For Song Request
At yesterday’s show, Bruce came back to the stage with a sign containing quite an unusual request/offer. Springsteen showed off a sign that said, “I’d give my right testicle to hear Drift Away.” Springsteen responded that he would play the Dobie Gray cover as long as he didn’t have to see the man’s left OR right testicle. He then warned that the band had only played the song a few times (four performances in total since 1984), and didn’t really know Drift Away but that he did want the man to go home with both testicles, so he’d give it a shot.
((Follow link above for video))
5. Innovation of the Day
6. Job Application of the Day
7. Checkers Legend of the Day
8. Emotional Testimony of the Day
If you haven't been following this father/son prostitution ring story.. you are missing out. I can see the lifetime movie wheels spinning now.. who plays this, ho is the question? My money's on Lohan...
Hooker praises father-son sex ring - details vacations, luxe benefits on stand
- By LAURA ITALIANO
- Last Updated: 11:55 PM, May 28, 2013
- Posted: 2:16 PM, May 28, 2013
Cars, a furnished home in Allentown, Pa, ski and beach vacations as well as a four-year, all-expenses-paid maternity leave. These were among the bennies of turning $300 tricks in limousine back seats and fancy Manhattan hotel room for Vincent George, Jr. and Sr. — so swears Danielle Geissler, 31.
"He made sure I was safe," Geissler said of her pimp, George Jr., who she called her sweetheart, her employer, her "daddy," and the doting father of her eight-year-old daughter.
"We all took care of each other," Geissler enthused, sitting on the witness stand in a cleavage-hiding beige linen pants suit.
"Meaning me and his other girlfriends," she explained, describing Jr.'s Allentown-based stable of several blondes, who she said also called each other "wife-in-laws" and "bitches."
but wait.. there's more!
"We had our ups and downs, but for the most part I loved him," she told assistant district attorney John Temple, head of the Manhattan DA's sex trafficking unit, which is continuing to call Geissler and the alleged rings' four other sex workers "victims. "
"Please describe one of those 'downs,'" Temple asked.
"Um, me wanting something and not getting my way — like, um, d---," Geissler shared. "Sex."
Let that be a life lesson for you all... don't ever come between a ho and her d---
9. Interview(s) of the Day
Tough to really choose.. because there's just so much delicious insanity going on in this interview with Will & Jaden Smith...
But then.. anytime Nick Offerman is interviewed.. it's like reading the holy scriptures of manhood... for example ...
BUT -- there is ONE thing better than a Nick Offerman interview.. and that's a dual interview with Offerman and his wife, Megan Mullaly.. if any hollywood couple in the history of hollywood has a chance to make it.. it's definitely them. Need proof?
Hi, guys. We recently did a thing about the history of your relationship. So I wanted to talk to you about your most memorable dates.
Nick Offerman: Okay.
Megan Mullally: We've had a lot. Well, definitely first we need to decide if we’re going to answer these seriously or not. In case we are, we had a good one at the Hollywood Bowl.
Offerman: Anal.
Mullally: Where we performed anal sex in the stands.
Offerman: We were invited onstage where we performed anal sex to the "1812 Overture." You can only imagine.
Mullally: With a fireworks display.
Offerman: Traditionally they use cannons —
Mullally: They used Nick as the cannon for this one.
Offerman: Sort of an explosion in the Hollywood Hills that evening.
Mullally: [Laughs]
Offerman: We were celebrating our nation’s independence.
God bless America.
10.Commercials of the Day
Yes... there are still commercials running on TV (or so I've been told) .. of course, I never see them anywhere but on the internets.. so I can't be sure. Either way.. whoever the ad wizards are behind these gems.. they deserve a mad men style shot of "vitamins"..
Don't be a dish head
But Do.. Ship your pants.
And while we're here.. who would want to Ship your pants when you can...
11. Investigative Reporter of the Day
This guy wouldnt know a good story if it walked up behind him and... oh wait..
Missing man walks up to news crew reporting on … missing man
A local television news crew reporting on a missing Maine man found him as they were about to shoot a live update near his home.
Robert McDonough, a 73-year-old
who suffers from dementia, had been missing for more than 14 hours when
he walked past the WMTW News 8 crew camped out on the side of his road
in rural Limington.
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See.. who says Journalism is useless! It's a public service. We are here to make the world a better place. And sometimes, just sometimes... we succeed...
And other times.... well..
12. Creepy Shit of the Day
Finally someone took two of the things on this planet I could care less about..(taxidermy, and cats) and combined them.. thus making something somewhat interesting.. Special thanks to our Mile High Club correspondant...(think about it)
OK, Fine, Here’s the Flying Dead Cat Taxidermy Helicopter Sculpture
13. And now for some music
If I were to tell you that I found...
A Young Led Zeppelin playing on TV in 1969
Trey jamming with Del McCoury
An unreleased version of Psycho Killer with a kick-ass Cello track (yes, I just wrote the words "kick-ass Cello" deal with it.)
A Free EP from David Byrne and St Vincent!
An awesome cover of a tune that I forgot was actually not awful (trying hard NOT to admit any sort of affection for Hall & Oats.. you decide if I was succesfful)
-Z
Friday, May 24, 2013
Happy Birthday Bob (the other one)
Top 10 Bob Dylan Quotes
10. Look, when I started out, mainstream culture was Sinatra, Perry Como, Andy Williams, Sound of Music. There was no fitting into it then and of course, there's no fitting into it now.
9. All I can do is be me, whoever that is.
8. Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot.
7. People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed around - the music and the ideas.
6. This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to music anyway.
5. I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.
4. I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
3. Here's the thing with me and the religious thing. This is the flat-out truth: I find the religiosity and philosophy in the music. I don't find it anywhere else.
2. If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
1. I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
Honorable Mentions:
He not busy being born is busy dying.
You can't be happy by doing something groovy.
Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
Friday, May 17, 2013
SCRANTONICITY
1. Closin' Up Shop
A fond farewell last night to one of the all-time great shows.. and even though it's time has probably come... (thats what she said) I'm sorta sad to see it go, now that its gone. Great finale, as far as finales go.. they tied up the loose ends, gave you a little closure on almost all of the characters (loved Creed's farewell the best) and of course some classic, Office-type moments. First and foremost from the head honcho himself.. Michael Scott. I loved the "I feel like I'm watching my kids grow up, and marry each other. What more could a parent want?" .. but the best had to be his grand entrance... obv..
And Last.. but certainly not least...
4. The Golden Ladies
Some of my favorites:
And of course this... (on a side note)
(Relaxnews)—Researchers at the University of
Bretagne-Sud and the University of Paris-Sud enlisted the aid of an
attractive young man who approached 300 women between the ages of 18 and
22 and ask them for their phone number, according to the Counsel & Heal
website on Tuesday. A third of time he carried a guitar case, a third
of the time he carried a gym bag and another third he was empty-handed.
He was the least successful with the women when holding
the sports bag, gathering phone numbers only nine percent of the time.
Imagination Station posted a series of pics of the statue in progress online over the weekend and, honestly, it’s goddamn majestic. Once bronzed and mounted on some sort of base, the completed work should keep Detroit free from crime for all eternity—or until someone spray-paints it.
13. Hologram Tour 2013!
I dont know about you.. but I am all in.
14. Before They Were Stars
They looked like this...
A fond farewell last night to one of the all-time great shows.. and even though it's time has probably come... (thats what she said) I'm sorta sad to see it go, now that its gone. Great finale, as far as finales go.. they tied up the loose ends, gave you a little closure on almost all of the characters (loved Creed's farewell the best) and of course some classic, Office-type moments. First and foremost from the head honcho himself.. Michael Scott. I loved the "I feel like I'm watching my kids grow up, and marry each other. What more could a parent want?" .. but the best had to be his grand entrance... obv..
Shit just never gets old...
Anyway, lots of retrospectives all week long.. and a lot of this ground was covered in that hr long special last night on NBC.. but for those wanted to furthur stroll down "that's what she said lane".. here ya go:
2. TGIF
As tempted as I was to make the above GIF, the GIF of the week.. nothing can really top this one:
3. Police Blotter
They say there's a sucker born every minute... well, I say, there's a sucker arrested every minute too. And for that, we thank you.. This week's roundup(and oh, what a wild week it was) :
yes.. this guy:
And Last.. but certainly not least...
4. The Golden Ladies
Sign #1,024 that you have too much on your hands? You spent 2 million on this:
I know what you're thinking.. where's the rest? OK you sickos.. here ya go. You can thank me for a being a friend later.
5. Moment of Zen
Let's take a breather after all that grossness, and just breathe in. and take in some natural beauty. (Dont worry, there's no more old lady boobs.. at least for this week)
6. How Far Does the Rabbit Hole Go?
Buzzfeed attempts to answer the age old question with one of their best lists of all time...
Some of my favorites:
7. Fantasy Baseball Alert!
If this guy is still available in your fantasy league.. I recommend you race to your team and get him..
8. And In Other Sports News
And of course this... (on a side note)
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford caught in crack smoking video scandal
A group of Canadian drug dealers are asking for 'six figures' for an explosive video showing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine. Reporters from the Toronto Star newspaper and the website Gawker said they watched the video and concluded the man in it was Ford. The mayor, meanwhile, dismissed the reports as 'ridiculous.'
Of course.. our Mayor sounds like he just smoked crack at all times.. but as far as we know.. he doesnt. And that's why we heart him.
9. Story Time
In case you thought Charlie Murphy used up all his good True Hollywood Stories on Chappelle show.. he just wanted to clarify.. he's got stories, yo.
10. It's Like I'm Cumming All Day
Men with guitars are more attractive to women: study
11. Sounds About Right
In case you were wondering what the secret ingredient is, in Dogfish's Grateful Dead Beer... why you really shouldn't have wondered about that because the answer is pretty obvious...
12. I'd Buy That For A Dollar
OK, this is almost enough to make we want to move to Detroit.. but then I remember, it's Detroit.
Detroit's RoboCop statue is almost done, and it's goddamn majestic
by Marah Eakin
May 14, 2013
Back in 2011, the brave citizens of Detroit (along with a bunch of assholes on Kickstarter) raised enough money to erect a giant RoboCop statue somewhere in the motor city. More than two years and a string of “where the heck are we going to put this thing” battles later, the statue is finally close to completion. The 10-foot-tall statue is currently
in its foam components stage and should be bronzed in the near future.
Once that’s done, Imagination Station, the statue’s makers, will perfect
its look and then, hopefully, place it somewhere in the city by late
next summer.Imagination Station posted a series of pics of the statue in progress online over the weekend and, honestly, it’s goddamn majestic. Once bronzed and mounted on some sort of base, the completed work should keep Detroit free from crime for all eternity—or until someone spray-paints it.
13. Hologram Tour 2013!
I dont know about you.. but I am all in.
14. Before They Were Stars
They looked like this...
Nerd Alert!
(yes, that is who you think it is)
And so is this:
15. Full Show Friday
Well, since our friends at Hidden Track are big skimpin' on this week's FSF (though, not really.. I mean this is pretty awesome:
(Not Exactly) Full Show Friday: Page McConnell and Trey Anastasio With The Allman Brothers Band @ Beacon Theatre 2009
Why don't we try to "complete the set" by crankin' up the way back machine to 1973....
Side note: nothing really gets me cranked up for summer like the ABB. All of a sudden I have a desire to hit the blacktop at Great Woods and pound some keg beer. Wooey!
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Well, that's all for now, folks.. Have a great weekend! And just remember the immortal words of Dwight Schrute...
"I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it."
Friday, May 10, 2013
Friday 15
1. Full Show Friday
Shall we start with a nice lil soundtrack to pump while browsing down the rest of the list? Sure, why not? Let's crank up the way back machine to 1996.
The band: Medeski, Martin, Wood.
The venue: Liberty Lunch in Austin, TX
The Minds: Blown
More info here
More Jamz here:
2. Pro-Shot Snobs?
If you don't go for fan-shot video (and frankly, I dont blame you.) there's also this to whet your whistle.. Not a "Full Show" yet still packs as many face melts as any full show you will find out there..
While Eric Clapton jammed with the Allman Brothers Band at MSG for last month’s Crossroads Guitar Festival,
it was not the first time the acts met up in recent years. Back in 2009
Clapton sat in with the Allman Brothers Band as part of their 40th
Anniversary March Madness Run at the Beacon Theatre. Slowhand guested
with the Allmans on March 19 and 20 for each show’s entire second sets.
1. Key To The Highway – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
2. Dreams – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (guitar)
3. Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
4. Little Wing – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
5. Anyday – Allman Brothers Band with guests Eric Clapton (vocals / guitar) and Susan Tedeschi (vocals)
6. Layla – Allman Brothers Band with guests Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar) and Danny Louis (piano)
And in other Allman Bros News... here's what happened when Geraldo Rivera met them in 1979. Here's a hint: his moustache took over the band and forced Dicky's moustache out.
3. Dead Giveaway
No, not talking about the Grateful Dead (rimshot!)... by now you've probably all seen the clips of the Cleveland Kidnapping Hero, Charles Ramsey.. If not.. stop every single thing you are doing and watch this:
And this is the absolute best way to root for your own team
Shall we start with a nice lil soundtrack to pump while browsing down the rest of the list? Sure, why not? Let's crank up the way back machine to 1996.
The band: Medeski, Martin, Wood.
The venue: Liberty Lunch in Austin, TX
The Minds: Blown
More info here
More Jamz here:
2. Pro-Shot Snobs?
If you don't go for fan-shot video (and frankly, I dont blame you.) there's also this to whet your whistle.. Not a "Full Show" yet still packs as many face melts as any full show you will find out there..
Pro-Shot Video: Eric Clapton With Allman Brothers Band – 2009
1. Key To The Highway – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
2. Dreams – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (guitar)
3. Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
4. Little Wing – Allman Brothers Band with guest Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar)
5. Anyday – Allman Brothers Band with guests Eric Clapton (vocals / guitar) and Susan Tedeschi (vocals)
6. Layla – Allman Brothers Band with guests Eric Clapton (lead vocal / guitar) and Danny Louis (piano)
And in other Allman Bros News... here's what happened when Geraldo Rivera met them in 1979. Here's a hint: his moustache took over the band and forced Dicky's moustache out.
3. Dead Giveaway
No, not talking about the Grateful Dead (rimshot!)... by now you've probably all seen the clips of the Cleveland Kidnapping Hero, Charles Ramsey.. If not.. stop every single thing you are doing and watch this:
Ohio: Neighbor interview, then 911 call
then watch this:Charles Ramsey: 'Either I'm Stupid' or He's That Good
and of course, there's this:EXCLUSIVE: Anderson Cooper interview with Charles Ramsey
Want more?
Hm, think this guy was a lil overexposed? No.. not yet.. not until this:
Move over Antoine Dobson.. there's a new internet sensation in town..
4. Rolling Out the Welcome... Jay?
This is how you make your new star athlete feel at home.
And while we're here.. this is how you effectively taunt someone on the other teamAnd this is the absolute best way to root for your own team
And this is how you accurately honor "the King"
5. Secrets Revealed!
What's the key to a long, happy life? Bacon of course!
105-year-old woman says eating bacon every day is her key to long life
By Stephen C. Webster
Tuesday, May 7, 2013 8:50 EDT
Tuesday, May 7, 2013 8:50 EDT
A 105-year-old woman from Richland, Texas says that the key to long life is bacon.
Pearl Cantrell’s love of bacon is so strong that the Oscar Meyer
Wienermobile made a stop through town last week to wish her a happy
birthday, all because she told a local news station her amazing secret.
“I love bacon, I eat it everyday,” she told a reporter for Abilene-based Big Country Homepage in April. “I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say.”
Case closed!
6. He's Got the Biggest
Move over Bon Scott (and Jon Fishman)...
For five painful years, Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum slowly swell into a 134-pound mass that hung to his ankles. It all started with a bad dream.
"I quickly sat up on the side of the bed after bursting out of an incredible nightmare," said Warren, 48, recalling the mid-sleep maneuver that "slammed" his right testicle. "I felt the most enormous amount of pain that one could possible imagine."
The pain quickly subsided, though, as if "a big rig was rolling off" his scrotum, Warren said. "I felt like I'd dodged a bullet."
But the nightmare had just begun. By the following day, the sack had stretched to the size of a soccer ball.
"I went to the ER and they treated it as though I had some kind of infection," Warren said, recalling a course of antibiotics that had no effect on the bulging mass. "I went to other doctors, and no one was able to figure out anything to for me. They'd refer me to another doctor or surgeon, but because I don't have insurance or the financial means to pay for these folks on demand, the appointment would be six weeks away or three months away."
Finally! We now know who was on the other end of this phone call!
7. And in Snoop News
You think he's just playin' when he says he's a pimp? WRONG! You think he was a pimp before he got into the rap game? WRONG! He was a pimp AFTER he got in the rap game.. why? Just because he's Snoop... that's why.
When Snoop Dogg
called himself a "pimp" back in 2003, he wasn't joking. "I put an
organization together," the rapper-turned Rasta artist Snoop Lion tells
contributing editor Jonah Weiner in the new issue of Rolling Stone. "I did a Playboy
tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a
bitch, fuck a bitch, get a new ho: It was my program. City to city,
titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete,
entertainer to entertainer."
“I love bacon, I eat it everyday,” she told a reporter for Abilene-based Big Country Homepage in April. “I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say.”
Case closed!
6. He's Got the Biggest
Move over Bon Scott (and Jon Fishman)...
Wesley Warren, Jr. rests his scrotum on a milk crate after boarding a bus in Las Vegas, in this Oct. 4, 2011 photo. Warren has a condition called scrotal lymphedema, which has caused his scrotum to swell to over 100 pounds.
Man Has Surgery for 134-Pound Scrotum
For five painful years, Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum slowly swell into a 134-pound mass that hung to his ankles. It all started with a bad dream.
"I quickly sat up on the side of the bed after bursting out of an incredible nightmare," said Warren, 48, recalling the mid-sleep maneuver that "slammed" his right testicle. "I felt the most enormous amount of pain that one could possible imagine."
The pain quickly subsided, though, as if "a big rig was rolling off" his scrotum, Warren said. "I felt like I'd dodged a bullet."
But the nightmare had just begun. By the following day, the sack had stretched to the size of a soccer ball.
"I went to the ER and they treated it as though I had some kind of infection," Warren said, recalling a course of antibiotics that had no effect on the bulging mass. "I went to other doctors, and no one was able to figure out anything to for me. They'd refer me to another doctor or surgeon, but because I don't have insurance or the financial means to pay for these folks on demand, the appointment would be six weeks away or three months away."
Finally! We now know who was on the other end of this phone call!
7. And in Snoop News
You think he's just playin' when he says he's a pimp? WRONG! You think he was a pimp before he got into the rap game? WRONG! He was a pimp AFTER he got in the rap game.. why? Just because he's Snoop... that's why.
While he doesn't name names, he claims professional athletes would use
his services. "If I'm in a city where where the Denver Broncos or the
Nuggets play, I get a couple of they players to come hang out, pick and
choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number," he says. "A lot
of athletes bought pussy from me."
My money's on Elway. You know those two are tight...Besides, he can't get Pussy on his own with those horse teeth.
8. You Like Jams? We Got Jams...
I've been on a weird kick lately of listening to phish/dead/whoever tracks that are long. And when I say long, I dont mean your garden variety 20 min YEM or your 25 min Playin. I mean your 40+min Tweezers.. your 50+min Foams.. your 35+min Dark Stars.. Anyway, all of those are put to shame by young upstarts the national...
The National to release its six-hour performance of one song as an extremely nerdy LP set
by Marah Eakin
May 8, 2013
The National plans to release its ridiculous six-hour long art museum performance
of “Sorrow” as an LP—or, rather, as a nine or 10-LP set. So far there’s
no hard plan of when or how this extremely for-diehards-only set will
be released, but in a Reddit AMA, the band’s Matt Berninger says he
hopes proceeds from the release will go to benefit charity.
Playing the same song for six hours might seem like torture to some, but, during the AMA, the group’s Aaron Dessner said it was a quasi-religious experience. According to Dessner:
9. Spicoli Lives!
A Duncanville, Texas school district says it is looking into a cell phone video-gone-viral of a student telling off his teacher about her poor teaching skills.
The video shows a teen, apparently told to leave the classroom, lecturing the teacher for being ineffective and "reading packets" as he makes his way out the door.
"You want kids to come into your class? You want them to get excited for this? You gotta come in here and make them excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better? You gotta touch his freakin' heart. Can't expect a kid to change if all you do is just tell 'em," the student says in the video.
"This is my country's future, my education," he says as he exits.
Deep, yo.. Deep. But not as deep as this:
10. MJ vs the Sheens
Words cannot describe this find from Grantland.. so I'll just let the video do all the talking. The play by play in the article is pretty amazing as well.
The Internet is beautiful, in the sense that certain fads, memes, and obscure pieces of media have multiple life cycles, with each rise to relevancy enjoyed by new generations of online sleuths. Rarely are things that have been dug up true Internet "firsts."
I had to remind myself of that today, as a clip made its way to my inbox that, for a split second, I was sure had never previously been on the Internet.
But of course it had.
Five years ago, on April 13, 2008, NESW Sports posted an article titled "Michael Jordan vs Charlie and Martin Sheen, Video." The post described a show, War of the Stars, and at the end of the description were two video clips.
11. Crimes of the Week
Vote for your favorite below!
Option 1
Option 2
Note.. they both happen to be in Florida.. That's clearly no coincidence.
12. Your Welcome
I just saved you thousands of seconds over the course of your life.. of course, if you waste them all here, I guess that makes us even.
13. Only In China
Or in Michael Vick's backyard..
14. D'oh Draper
Playing the same song for six hours might seem like torture to some, but, during the AMA, the group’s Aaron Dessner said it was a quasi-religious experience. According to Dessner:
“As the hours went on I think we all realized that this experience was something special for us—there was a weird hypnotic resonance and spirituality to repeating the song over and over. We almost didn’t want to stop and we learned something about our capacity for endurance and the song opened up in surprising ways...by the end it didn’t feel like we were playing it anymore.”
9. Spicoli Lives!
Video of Texas student scolding teacher goes viral
A Duncanville, Texas school district says it is looking into a cell phone video-gone-viral of a student telling off his teacher about her poor teaching skills.
The video shows a teen, apparently told to leave the classroom, lecturing the teacher for being ineffective and "reading packets" as he makes his way out the door.
"You want kids to come into your class? You want them to get excited for this? You gotta come in here and make them excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better? You gotta touch his freakin' heart. Can't expect a kid to change if all you do is just tell 'em," the student says in the video.
"This is my country's future, my education," he says as he exits.
Deep, yo.. Deep. But not as deep as this:
10. MJ vs the Sheens
Words cannot describe this find from Grantland.. so I'll just let the video do all the talking. The play by play in the article is pretty amazing as well.
Internet Unearths Late-’80s Footage of Martin and Charlie Sheen Beating Michael Jordan in Basketball, Again Justifies Its Existence
By Rembert Browne onThe Internet is beautiful, in the sense that certain fads, memes, and obscure pieces of media have multiple life cycles, with each rise to relevancy enjoyed by new generations of online sleuths. Rarely are things that have been dug up true Internet "firsts."
I had to remind myself of that today, as a clip made its way to my inbox that, for a split second, I was sure had never previously been on the Internet.
But of course it had.
Five years ago, on April 13, 2008, NESW Sports posted an article titled "Michael Jordan vs Charlie and Martin Sheen, Video." The post described a show, War of the Stars, and at the end of the description were two video clips.
11. Crimes of the Week
Vote for your favorite below!
Option 1
Option 2
Note.. they both happen to be in Florida.. That's clearly no coincidence.
12. Your Welcome
I just saved you thousands of seconds over the course of your life.. of course, if you waste them all here, I guess that makes us even.
99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!
My favorites:
I'm sure they're just fiiiine for eating though
Finally! A use for the literally HUNDREDS of empty CD spindles that I have...
Now I can get rid of my old, outdaded stundfinder.. or as I like to call it: Looking in the Mirror.. (ZING!)
13. Only In China
Or in Michael Vick's backyard..
14. D'oh Draper
Nice look back at some of the REAL ads from the mad men era.. and how the ones from the TV show probably wouldn't have made the cut..
15. And For All the Mothers Out There
Ode to Awkward Moms
Ode to bitchy Moms
Ode to Yo Moms
Have a great weekend y'all.. do somethin' nice for Moms, will ya?
15. And For All the Mothers Out There
Ode to Awkward Moms
Ode to bitchy Moms
Ode to Yo Moms
Have a great weekend y'all.. do somethin' nice for Moms, will ya?
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