1. Quote of the Day
"We always smell blood, man. That's like our 103rd win or something. We're pretty good. "
– Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia, after a 4-3 victory over the Tigers gave Boston a 3-2 ALCS lead
2. TGIF
The gif of the week goes to....
Caption contest! (Enter yours below) (that's what she said)
OMG! I'm like totally about to get married. Ok, one quick sext...
3. Where Are They Now?
Roseanne edition!
Roseanne edition!
What, no mention of Clooney? What ever happened to that guy?!
4. Nut Sacks
Before you go ahead and hate her because she's rich... I suggest you love her for another reason...
‘Don’t hate me because I’m rich!’
Don’t hate her just because she’s rich!New School undergrad Rachael Sacks told the world she’s proud to be daddy’s spoiled little girl in a sophomoric essay that’s drawn a flood of angry responses.
Sacks, 20, wrote that Greenwich Village neighbors hate her because she’s rich, from out of state and has attended private schools.
“I am sorry that I was born into great financial circumstances and my father likes to provide for me,” she wrote for ThoughtCatalog.com. “I am sorry I don’t have to go to a state school to save my parents money. What do you want from me?”
Sacks has written other high-minded pieces for ThoughtCatalog.com such as ”13 Things That Should Exist For New York Women In Their 20s” and “Confession: I’m a Chronic Female Masturbator.”
She likes the Chronic and likes to pleasure herself? Sounds like a winner to me...
5. Say It Ain't So
I'm just hoping someone is out there trolling men, because this is just awful news. Who would have thought there were any negative side effects whatsoever to something so delicious...
Bacon lowers sperm count, fish improves it
A study has found that bacon and other processed meats are bad for men's fertility Photo: Fiona Morris
London: Just one rasher of bacon a day can
damage a man's fertility, while eating a portion of white fish such as
cod or halibut every other day can improve it, researchers have
suggested.The study by Harvard University on 156 men in couples suffering problems conceiving examined their diet and the size and shape of their sperm.
Researchers found that men who regularly ate processed meat had significantly lower amounts of normal sperm, compared with those who limited the amount of foods like bacon, sausages, hamburgers, ham and mince.
On average, those who ate the equivalent of less than a rasher of bacon a day had 30 per cent more normal sperm than those who ate higher quantities of processed meats.
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Meanwhile, those who ate a portion of white fish every other
day had a similar edge over those who ate foods such as cod more rarely.
The good news.. Phish improves it. That must be why I am so verile.
6. The Alternate Timelines
Always love reading this articles about stars who turned down big roles.. but I'd never heard of some of these..
Pacino as Han Solo? That needs to happen if only in a FOD video just so we can see him raging against Princess Leia.
And wait till you see who they wanted to play the Joker in that 1st Batman instead of Nicholson.. Sometimes it pays to be lucky instead of smart, Mr Burton.
7. Product of the Week
8. Recreation of the Week
This is almost enough to get me to watch DWTS.. of course, now that it's already aired, no need to tune in I guess. Either way, bravo Spano. Bravo.
9. Simpsons Did It
Not only is it one of the greatest shows of all time, it apaprently can predict the future and/or make it happen. Perhaps Groening can do an episode with a new government system that actually functions? (Mmm.. that's good political satire)
21 Times "The Simpsons" Bizarrely Predicted The Future
Mutant vegetables? Stolen lemon trees? Robot librarians? It’s all happening.My favorite:
In 1991, Homer dreamed of the Land of Chocolate during a meeting.
Season 3, Episode 11, “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk”
See full chocolate land article here.
See full chocolate land article here.
Mmmmm... chocolate.
10. Best Bad Lip Reading... of All Time
If you've never seen these videos before, go back and check out some of the ones from the Presidential debates. Just brilliant. But they've taken it to a whole new level with this Game of Thrones parody. Just amazing.
11. Architect of the Week
Raise a glass to whoever designed these buildings in China.. although part of me wonders if they're real. I won't tell you which part..
These Phallic Buildings Are Going Viral In China
China erected (pun intended) a penis-shaped building in Beijing this year —one of a series of rather phallic buildings in the country. Someone photoshopped them all together, and the result is pure magic:
12. PSA of the Week
13. Twitter Exchange of the Week
14. Romantic of the Week
Just so great how Kanye supports his girl in all her endeavors... even if that endeavor is instagraming a selfie of her ass. Ah, young love.
If you think Kanye West is proprietary about Kim Kardashian's ass, think again, because he clearly believes it's awesome and is glad she's sharing it with the world.
We're told his response when he saw Kim's Instagram pic was that he loves having a hot chick.
Kanye retweeted the link to the photo and wrote, "HEADING HOME NOW." In case his message isn't clear ... it was put to us this way ... he's proud of it because it's his girl.
Kanye West -- into sharing.
We're told his response when he saw Kim's Instagram pic was that he loves having a hot chick.
Kanye retweeted the link to the photo and wrote, "HEADING HOME NOW." In case his message isn't clear ... it was put to us this way ... he's proud of it because it's his girl.
Kanye West -- into sharing.
15. Full Show Friday
Sticking with "the jam" for the 2nd straight week... as I am off to Brooklyn tomorrow for my first show. Here's a playlist with most of the show from Worcester this past week (the 1st night). Gettin fired up!